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Cshel86
post May 3 2012, 10:54 AM
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QUOTE (BigDDatHomey @ May 3 2012, 09:55 AM) *
And the ones who don't know about boxing....its fine with me.....you should see All the fine ass women in her family...OMG!!!!
Even her mother.....daaaaaaaaaamnnnn

As long as the fight is on and they all dress in their usual tight, short attire....I'm good!

Big D...PLEASE leave this thread, immediately. My jealousy is officially in 5th gear! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

QUOTE (sduck @ May 3 2012, 10:03 AM) *
dont know yet...

I'll definitely be waiting to hear what happened after the fight then...

QUOTE (E.C.LEGEND @ May 3 2012, 10:51 AM) *
MF's that stink up the whole room farting, thinking the shit is funny. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nono.gif)

Damn E.C., I would have to show some people the door. If they're family, then...sigh, sounds like a bad situation if thats the case!
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mgrover
post May 3 2012, 01:05 PM
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QUOTE (Cshel86 @ May 3 2012, 02:26 PM) *
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MAN YALL ARE A TRIP!!!

bMak, I completely agree...those motherfuckers that show up with with extra people, gets me EVERY TIME! Professor, I feel where you're coming with that MMA talk about a boxer being beat somebody from the MMA. I'm like, "Duh! This guy has trained his whole life to strike with his hands ONLY, while this other guy can use hands, feet, knees, elbows, forearms, takedowns, etc, at any given time".

MG and Hotsauce said "women" and "pussy". I can agree to a certain extent, but hell, if they get drunk enough, I wouldn't mind them staying over. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/spiteful.gif) You gotta keep 'em close and if they volunteer to "help clean up" after everybody leaves...then you're in there! (True story)


i don't mind single woman, but the guys come over with beers and there bitches, and the woman are constantly complaining that boxing is barbaric, and just constantly nagging, i tell them there welcome to leave, but there just there shouting at every punch, so annoying when your trying to focus.
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Cshel86
post May 3 2012, 01:39 PM
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QUOTE (mgrover @ May 3 2012, 02:05 PM) *
but the guys come over with beers and there bitches

LMAO!!! Aw shit, I was no good after I read this very part! I get what you're saying about the nagging and so forth, that they do when they're at the party. Im like, "Damn dude, did you have to bring your henpecking battle axe to the party"?

Usually if they aren't complaining about how barbaric the fight, they're usually nagging to their other half. Any nagging is annoying, no matter what it is...
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Cshel86
post May 3 2012, 01:50 PM
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Alright guys, I had to break out a few of my "deal-breakers" first...

  1. Cold, lukewarm, or not enough food
  2. Lukewarm, hot, or not enough beer
  3. Liquor with no mixers...WTF is so hard about buying mixers? Did the liquor break your pockets that bad?
  4. Fuckin' children running around like rabbits, who are waaaay excited about about being up past their bed time. They're bound to knock your drink over at any given second. GO TO BED you little fuckers!
  5. Little ass TVs...c'mon dude, you're hosting a fuckin' fight party, step your shit up.
  6. These first 5 are usually determining factors that aren't hard to see after passing the threshold of the front door. If 3 out of 5 of them are unanimous, or 2 combined is too much, then Im planning my exit (I've done it before)


Annoying as hell:
1. The "oohs and ahhhs" when phantom punches are being thrown. C'mon man seriously, half of those punches didn't even land.

2. The macho dude with the "country-fried-steak" gut, who feels the need to have the floor and tell people about "how his homeboy showed him some that boxing stuff" back in the day. Dude WTF? Who cares? That doesn't make you official, sorry.
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Franchize
post May 3 2012, 02:33 PM
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#1 When motherfuckers bring their kids or girls who are squeamish.
Nothing worse then some bad ass BeBes kids running around or a girl screaming to the top of her lungs, complaining about the gore inside the ring.I also hate kids around because I like curse... a lot.. during fights. I ain't censoring shit!

#2 (Is happening way too often as of lat and the reason why I'll be watching May/Cotto at my house) Motherfuckers who complain about the undercard. (especially if I bought the fight) There's always that one dude who wantsto change the channel and do a bunch of shit until the bell of the main event. Dammit it's a FIGHT PARTY. I'm not trying to watch BET until the fighters throw the 1st punch.

#3 Dudes that show up with liquor and take it home. This is so tacky, but every black person knows someone who does this regularly. If you show up with a case of beer or something, leave the shit their man. Don't be cheap.

#4 Your liquor should be coordinate with the number of people you brought . Don't come with 12 people and a 6 pack. I will make you share that shit.

#5 (Another HUGE pet peeve). Don't show up with just ice or the cheapest beer you can find and try to drink all my top shelf shit. I have on friend who does that all the time. MF shows up with a 6 pack of Shlitz and wanna drink all of the Grey Goose and Moet. I don't mind Millers. It's regarded as the Champagne of beers lol But Schilitz is the piss of beers.

#6 Problems with the TV. If you aint 30' or better or you don't have HD at this point, don't have a fight party. If I wanted to watch it one some little ass fuzzy screen, I would have streamed it or snuck into some college chick's dorm.

#7 The dude that doesn't know shit about boxing that keeps commenting like he does. He usually thinks that Larry Merchant's card is the official score card and he think the person who's winning automatically the guy throwing the most punches.

#8 The dude who's nuts are still in his girl's handbag. Don't tell me to shush, turn down my TV or talk duing the fight. I can't stand the motherfucker that wanna Love Jones in the corner with his girl. Handle that shit in the car before you come in.

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post May 3 2012, 03:15 PM
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QUOTE (Franchize @ May 3 2012, 03:33 PM) *
#1 When motherfuckers bring their kids or girls who are squeamish.
Nothing worse then some bad ass BeBes kids running around or a girl screaming to the top of her lungs, complaining about the gore inside the ring.I also hate kids around because I like curse... a lot.. during fights. I ain't censoring shit!

#2 (Is happening way too often as of lat and the reason why I'll be watching May/Cotto at my house) Motherfuckers who complain about the undercard. (especially if I bought the fight) There's always that one dude who wantsto change the channel and do a bunch of shit until the bell of the main event. Dammit it's a FIGHT PARTY. I'm not trying to watch BET until the fighters throw the 1st punch.#3 Dudes that show up with liquor and take it home. This is so tacky, but every black person knows someone who does this regularly. If you show up with a case of beer or something, leave the shit their man. Don't be cheap.

#4 Your liquor should be coordinate with the number of people you brought . Don't come with 12 people and a 6 pack. I will make you share that shit.

#5 (Another HUGE pet peeve). Don't show up with just ice or the cheapest beer you can find and try to drink all my top shelf shit. I have on friend who does that all the time. MF shows up with a 6 pack of Shlitz and wanna drink all of the Grey Goose and Moet. I don't mind Millers. It's regarded as the Champagne of beers lol But Schilitz is the piss of beers.

#6 Problems with the TV. If you aint 30' or better or you don't have HD at this point, don't have a fight party. If I wanted to watch it one some little ass fuzzy screen, I would have streamed it or snuck into some college chick's dorm.

#7 The dude that doesn't know shit about boxing that keeps commenting like he does. He usually thinks that Larry Merchant's card is the official score card and he think the person who's winning automatically the guy throwing the most punches.

#8 The dude who's nuts are still in his girl's handbag. Don't tell me to shush, turn down my TV or talk duing the fight. I can't stand the motherfucker that wanna Love Jones in the corner with his girl. Handle that shit in the car before you come in.


this!!! i don't give a fuck about no damn playoffs...or any of that shit! i'm watching all the fights!!! and i need to hear all the commentary...unless it's merchant. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post May 3 2012, 03:23 PM
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QUOTE (daprofessor @ May 3 2012, 04:15 PM) *
this!!! i don't give a fuck about no damn playoffs...or any of that shit! i'm watching all the fights!!! and i need to hear all the commentary...unless it's merchant. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

That's what I'm talking about. I'm a die hard Knicks fan but if I pay $60+ for a fight, I'm watching every minute of it. Shit, maybe Larry and Lampley will start fighting. Maybe there will be a fight in the parking lot. I don't know, but dammit I paid full price to find the fuck out! Me and my cousin used to order the fights when we lived in VA. There used to be this one dude that used to want to freestyle and shit over beats while the undercard was going. I had to tell him "look motherfucker, take that World Star Hip Hop shit elsewhere. When we sell you porn (yea we used to sell porn DVDs and VHS on the side lol) we don't make you skip to the last scene and FF to the money shot. Well treat it like that. This fight is like your porn, and we wanna see ALL the hoes!"
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post May 3 2012, 03:40 PM
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QUOTE (Franchize @ May 3 2012, 04:23 PM) *
That's what I'm talking about. I'm a die hard Knicks fan but if I pay $60+ for a fight, I'm watching every minute of it. Shit, maybe Larry and Lampley will start fighting. Maybe there will be a fight in the parking lot. I don't know, but dammit I paid full price to find the fuck out! Me and my cousin used to order the fights when we lived in VA. There used to be this one dude that used to want to freestyle and shit over beats while the undercard was going. I had to tell him "look motherfucker, take that World Star Hip Hop shit elsewhere. When we sell you porn (yea we used to sell porn DVDs and VHS on the side lol) we don't make you skip to the last scene and FF to the money shot. Well treat it like that. This fight is like your porn, and we wanna see ALL the hoes!"


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post May 3 2012, 03:52 PM
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lol great thread. i hate it too when i go to a fight party and i can't hear the commentary over the loud ass rap music. The 'expert' is the guy i hate the most. just give your opinion and stfu. lately those '5$ pull a round out of a hat' is getting on my nerves. dude with 12 seems to be the same dude who made the numbers lol. last 2 fight parties i went to ended up with actual fights, seriously if you are over 25 then you should know how to respect the host and know when to leave.
Crap beer. so what the case of tecate was only 5 bucks. People who show up empty handed unless i tell them too. stragglers lol. 'Ok dude fights over now i want to be inside my girl but i got to entertain your dumbass and kick your ass in madden on xbox' lol
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post May 3 2012, 06:35 PM
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i actually prefer the night when am sat a home by myself with a crate of bud watching a card, or if i had to have one person there is this mate of mine that enjoys boxing, like the whole thing (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)
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