 So you THINK you're a REAL man, eh?, then answer these questions... |
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 Jul 22 2007, 08:33 PM
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SKULLSPLITTER Group: Members Posts: 8,111 Joined: 15-March 06 Member No.: 4,665  |
Can you shit in public restrooms like it ain't no thing?
Do you go down on a woman if she's bleeding at all? Can you smoke a cigarette with milk as your only drink and be cool? (if applicable) Do you drink water backs when you're drinking alcohol? (if you don't drink, no need to answer the rest) Do you let or like women to fiddle with/enter your butthole during sexual acts? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/haha.gif) Do you enjoy the smell of your own funky armpits? Do you enjoy the smell of your boys' farts? Do you get emotional watching Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory? (Original version) Do you get emotional watching A League of Their Own? Do you get emotional watching Rudy? Do you worry about getting a shot at the doctor? Are you scared of mice? Are you scared of spiders? Are you scared of snakes? I thought of these questions...they will confirm your status (don't worry I won't judge you..(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) )...feel free to add questions or tell a funny story if you like... Do you dare answer these questions?...(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) I'll be answering later if people play along... |
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Jul 22 2007, 08:39 PM
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Bantamweight Group: Members Posts: 359 Joined: 17-July 05 From: San Jose, Califas Member No.: 2,709 |
QUOTE(The C.E.O. @ Jul 22 2007, 08:33 PM) [snapback]350587[/snapback] Can you shit in public restrooms like it ain't no thing? like it's nothing Do you go down on a woman if she's bleeding at all? I don't go down, period (no pun intended) Can you smoke a cigarette with milk as your only drink and be cool? (if applicable) not so cool Do you drink water backs when you're drinking alcohol? (if you don't drink, no need to answer the rest) I drink Coors Light backs from the Rocky Mountains Do you let or like women to fiddle with/enter your butthole during sexual acts? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/haha.gif) WTF is that homo sh**. Might as well start wearing a skirt Do you enjoy the smell of your own funky armpits? fuk yah! Do you enjoy the smell of your boys' farts? no Do you get emotional watching Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory? (Original version) no Do you get emotional watching A League of Their Own? no Do you get emotional watching Rudy? Yes Do you worry about getting a shot at the doctor? no Are you scared of mice? no Are you scared of spiders? no Are you scared of snakes? the ones that bite I thought of these questions...they will confirm your status (don't worry I won't judge you..(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) )...feel free to add questions or tell a funny story if you like... Do you dare answer these questions?...(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) I'll be answering later if people play along... |
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Jul 22 2007, 08:42 PM
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SKULLSPLITTER Group: Members Posts: 8,111 Joined: 15-March 06 Member No.: 4,665 |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
You, Donald...are a real man for being the first one to answer...cool... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/thumbsup_anim.gif) |
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Jul 22 2007, 08:47 PM
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Chief Haterizer Group: Team BU Posts: 10,592 Joined: 30-May 04 From: Sydney Member No.: 91 |
Can you shit in public restrooms like it ain't no thing?
No problem. If it is a real bad one I laugh quietly to myself Do you go down on a woman if she's bleeding at all? The metallic tang makes it exciting & different Can you smoke a cigarette with milk as your only drink and be cool? (if applicable) I like milk & cigarettes (no joke) Do you drink water backs when you're drinking alcohol? (if you don't drink, no need to answer the rest) Not sure what a water back is Do you let or like women to fiddle with/enter your butthole during sexual acts? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/haha.gif) No Do you enjoy the smell of your own funky armpits? I don't care. Do you enjoy the smell of your boys' farts? No Do you get emotional watching Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory? (Original version) Yes Do you get emotional watching A League of Their Own? No Do you get emotional watching Rudy? Never watched it. Do you worry about getting a shot at the doctor? No Are you scared of mice? No Are you scared of spiders? No Are you scared of snakes? Does shitting your pants count as scared? |
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Jul 22 2007, 08:52 PM
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SKULLSPLITTER Group: Members Posts: 8,111 Joined: 15-March 06 Member No.: 4,665 |
LOL!!
THIS IS SOME FUNNY SHIT!! A water "back" is a glass of water to go with your alcoholic beverage...so you don't get as drunk or hungover..... You LIKE milk and cigs...real man right there. |
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Jul 22 2007, 08:57 PM
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SKULLSPLITTER Group: Members Posts: 8,111 Joined: 15-March 06 Member No.: 4,665 |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) "never been given the opportunity"
I didn't factor in that some may have not seen those movies... League of Their Own was about a woman's baseball team...and Rudy was about a little dude trying to play college football for Notre Dame...good movies... |
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Jul 22 2007, 08:58 PM
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Chief Haterizer Group: Team BU Posts: 10,592 Joined: 30-May 04 From: Sydney Member No.: 91 |
Oh hell no a real man does not water back. A real man wakes up not knowing where he is, what he has done but has a mouth that tastes like a Arabs arsehole with last nights alcohol oozing out of every pore & droppin farts that make Auschwitz's gas chambers seem mild. Water backs pfft.
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Jul 22 2007, 09:05 PM
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SKULLSPLITTER Group: Members Posts: 8,111 Joined: 15-March 06 Member No.: 4,665 |
Can you shit in public restrooms like it ain't no thing? with pleasure.
Do you go down on a woman if she's bleeding at all? To the woman I love...yes. Can you smoke a cigarette with milk as your only drink and be cool? (if applicable) I can feign being cool...yes. Do you drink water backs when you're drinking alcohol? (if you don't drink, no need to answer the rest) Nope. Do you let or like women to fiddle with/enter your butthole during sexual acts? haha.gif That place is Exit Only. Do you enjoy the smell of your own funky armpits? Yes. Smelling them gives me courage and strength. Do you enjoy the smell of your boys' farts? HELL naw. That's fucked up. Do you get emotional watching Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory? (Original version) Everytime his momma sings "Cheer up, Charlie." Do you get emotional watching A League of Their Own? Hate to admit it...but yes...fuck. Do you get emotional watching Rudy? A little...yeah. Do you worry about getting a shot at the doctor? Not at all. Are you scared of mice? No...but if one scurried across my bare foot out of nowhere I would be... Are you scared of spiders? Only the ones with weight to 'em. Are you scared of snakes? Not really. |
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Jul 22 2007, 09:13 PM
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SKULLSPLITTER Group: Members Posts: 8,111 Joined: 15-March 06 Member No.: 4,665 |
QUOTE(STEVENSKI @ Jul 22 2007, 09:58 PM) [snapback]350598[/snapback] Oh hell no a real man does not water back. A real man wakes up not knowing where he is, what he has done but has a mouth that tastes like a Arabs arsehole with last nights alcohol oozing out of every pore & droppin farts that make Auschwitz's gas chambers seem mild. Water backs pfft. Exactly. A real, IRRESPONSIBLE man...(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) I NEVER drank water when I was partying...I was the type that if I threw up, I would just wipe my mouth, go back in the bar, and start drinking again...hangover EVERY time. QUOTE(Fitz @ Jul 22 2007, 10:01 PM) [snapback]350600[/snapback] Yeah, I seen League of Their Own, that's with Madonna right? I just can't remember the movie and how it goes, lol. Looking over everyones responses so far, I'm in the lead as least manly. haha. If you were a baseball player, it'll get ya...it's sad...I bet my man, JD, cries like a baby to that one when no one's around.. and no...everyone here is equally manly...so FAR...(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
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Jul 22 2007, 09:33 PM
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Cerebral Ape Group: Team BU Posts: 4,412 Joined: 6-September 06 Member No.: 5,390 |
QUOTE(The C.E.O. @ Jul 22 2007, 09:33 PM) [snapback]350587[/snapback] Can you shit in public restrooms like it ain't no thing? only of i piss on the seat to sterilize it first Do you go down on a woman if she's bleeding at all? only on heavy flow days Can you smoke a cigarette with milk as your only drink and be cool? (if applicable) just call me miles davis Do you drink water backs when you're drinking alcohol? (if you don't drink, no need to answer the rest) only if the water is mixed with whisky Do you let or like women to fiddle with/enter your butthole during sexual acts? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/haha.gif) only if there willing to get at least a deuce up there Do you enjoy the smell of your own funky armpits? i ike the smell of my deodarant Do you enjoy the smell of your boys' farts? no, i just don't like anything associated with man ass Do you get emotional watching Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory? (Original version) uh no Do you get emotional watching A League of Their Own? sometimes, it's a touching story Do you get emotional watching Rudy? i have been know to Do you worry about getting a shot at the doctor? nah, i ask them for shots, that shit gets my dick hard Are you scared of mice? i had a pet mouse named tiger woods once Are you scared of spiders? nah, they kill all the other bugs Are you scared of snakes? no, i've always had such a big one in my pants, the others just pale in comparison, and my venom is deadlier than that snake shit I thought of these questions...they will confirm your status (don't worry I won't judge you..(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) )...feel free to add questions or tell a funny story if you like... Do you dare answer these questions?...(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) I'll be answering later if people play along... happy you bitch? |
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