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 Jun 21 2009, 06:14 AM
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Jul 17 2009, 10:04 PM
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Proud American Group: Members Posts: 4,872 Joined: 20-June 08 From: Charlotte, NC Member No.: 7,577 |
as a plane is losing power, a pilot comes over the intercom and says "sorry it had to come to this folks, but we've already let the luggage go and the plane continues to lose speed. I hate to have to do this but now we're gonna have to start releasing passengers in alphabet order beginning the the letter "A" Afrian Americans, Any African Americans?".....no one answers "B" Black people any black people? Again Silence. "C" Colored people any colored people?....Silence. A black boy turns to his mother and says "mom aren't we african american, black, and colored." The mother turns to the son and says today we NIGGAS, let the Mexicans go first. The little black boy turned to the little mexican sitting next to him and laughs! The mexican kid laughs back and says "nigga I'm a WETBACK!"
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Jul 18 2009, 03:45 AM
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The Savage Group: Members Posts: 3,920 Joined: 14-September 07 From: Chi-Town Member No.: 6,227 |
QUOTE (3King3 @ Jul 17 2009, 10:04 PM)  as a plane is losing power, a pilot comes over the intercom and says "sorry it had to come to this folks, but we've already let the luggage go and the plane continues to lose speed. I hate to have to do this but now we're gonna have to start releasing passengers in alphabet order beginning the the letter "A" Afrian Americans, Any African Americans?".....no one answers "B" Black people any black people? Again Silence. "C" Colored people any colored people?....Silence. A black boy turns to his mother and says "mom aren't we african american, black, and colored." The mother turns to the son and says today we NIGGAS, let the Mexicans go first. The little black boy turned to the little mexican sitting next to him and laughs! The mexican kid laughs back and says "nigga I'm a WETBACK!" HAHAHAHAHAHA..This shit is too funny..Good one man.. |
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Jul 30 2009, 06:14 PM
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SKULLSPLITTER Group: Members Posts: 8,111 Joined: 15-March 06 Member No.: 4,665 |
There was some good shit in this thread...it had potential...but I'mma go ahead and unpin it...
Feel free to bring it back anytime if you want... |
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Jul 31 2009, 02:56 AM
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Super Middleweight Group: Members Posts: 3,603 Joined: 9-December 04 Member No.: 1,301 |
A good joke you can tell your friends, but it requires you to act like a penguin, so hope your acting skills are good. The better the penguin walk, the funnier the joke.
A guys asks a prostitutes 'how much for sex?' The prostitute says, 'It's $30' the dude says 'dammit, i only have $10.....what can i get for $10?' she says 'you can get the penguin'. the guy says 'the penguin? whats that?' so the prostitute says 'ill show you'. She takes down his jeans and his boxers, takes his dick in her hands, licks her lips, moves her mouth towards him, then all of a sudden gets up and runs off. The guy tries to chase (this is where you do you best penguin walk impression) shouting 'give me my $10 back!' Aahhhhhhhhhh. Ace. |
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Jul 31 2009, 09:13 PM
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Proud American Group: Members Posts: 4,872 Joined: 20-June 08 From: Charlotte, NC Member No.: 7,577 |
QUOTE (ROLL DEEP @ Jul 31 2009, 03:56 AM) A good joke you can tell your friends, but it requires you to act like a penguin, so hope your acting skills are good. The better the penguin walk, the funnier the joke. A guys asks a prostitutes 'how much for sex?' The prostitute says, 'It's $30' the dude says 'dammit, i only have $10.....what can i get for $10?' she says 'you can get the penguin'. the guy says 'the penguin? whats that?' so the prostitute says 'ill show you'. She takes down his jeans and his boxers, takes his dick in her hands, licks her lips, moves her mouth towards him, then all of a sudden gets up and runs off. The guy tries to chase (this is where you do you best penguin walk impression) shouting 'give me my $10 back!' Aahhhhhhhhhh. Ace. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) the more I think about it the funnier it is. |
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Aug 1 2009, 03:37 AM
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Chief Haterizer Group: Team BU Posts: 10,592 Joined: 30-May 04 From: Sydney Member No.: 91 |
That happened to me. She was such a skanky junkie & I was so fucked up I thought it was a good idea to get a gum job. She got my pants around my ankles & pushed me over. I must have hit my head as when I woke up I had a big lump on the back of my head & dried blood matting my hair to go with the lack of a wallet. I also shit myself so that was caked all over the back of my legs & someone stole my shoes so it was not a good night.
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Aug 1 2009, 07:25 AM
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Cerebral Ape Group: Team BU Posts: 4,412 Joined: 6-September 06 Member No.: 5,390 |
QUOTE (STEVENSKI @ Aug 1 2009, 04:37 AM) That happened to me. She was such a skanky junkie & I was so fucked up I thought it was a good idea to get a gum job. She got my pants around my ankles & pushed me over. I must have hit my head as when I woke up I had a big lump on the back of my head & dried blood matting my hair to go with the lack of a wallet. I also shit myself so that was caked all over the back of my legs & someone stole my shoes so it was not a good night. nice work |
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Aug 1 2009, 10:36 AM
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SKULLSPLITTER Group: Members Posts: 8,111 Joined: 15-March 06 Member No.: 4,665 |
QUOTE (STEVENSKI @ Aug 1 2009, 04:37 AM) That happened to me. She was such a skanky junkie & I was so fucked up I thought it was a good idea to get a gum job. She got my pants around my ankles & pushed me over. I must have hit my head as when I woke up I had a big lump on the back of my head & dried blood matting my hair to go with the lack of a wallet. I also shit myself so that was caked all over the back of my legs & someone stole my shoes so it was not a good night. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) This is especially funny because I know it really happened to you... Like The Penguin Joke too....I might tell my ultraclean, Christian neighbors that one tonight....just to see how they take it.... |
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Aug 16 2009, 04:08 PM
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Proud American Group: Members Posts: 4,872 Joined: 20-June 08 From: Charlotte, NC Member No.: 7,577 |
Remember in Rocky II after Rocky's wedding the guy walks up to him and tells him to think about investing in condominiums, Rocky looks confused and says I never use'em. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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