[The CEO]

Best Toney combo?

Supersize Mc Rib meal with a strawberry thickshake & a 20 pack of nuggets. When he rolls through drive through he don't order they just get it ready.

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You should throw up that classic Toney post you made again.....I think that was you...about shakes and food...

[Method]

Hardest Opponent: McRib Sandwich

Angry Whoppa'
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[STEVENSKI]

Round 8
Toney comes out with a jab. Calzaghe digs a right to the body. Calzaghe fires away. Toney blocking most of his shots. Nice left hand lands for Calzaghe. Joe is picking up his workrate. Toney is oinned and Calzaghe fires away. Toney lands a nice right hand but calzaghe eats hit and keeps thrwoing.
Good Round for Calzaghe

Break between rounds 8 & 9

Toney is really destroying those ribs & the commentaters begin to wonder if that black blood smeared around his mouth is internal bleeding. Not to worry though as it is only BBQ sauce & is quickly wiped away.

Round 9
Slow round. Calzaghe stalks Toney moves out the way. Calzaghe lands a nice combo. Toney Lands a good Uppercut but Calzaghe is out working him. Joe let's his hands fly nothing lands. OOOOOOOHHHHH Big counter right lands fo Toney and Calzaghe begins to bleed from his nose.

Break between rounds 9 & 10

It is clear that the ribs were a bad idea & James calls for liquid refreshment in his charming style of "thickshake strawberry now muthafucker"

Round 10.
Toney appears to be slowing down. Calzaghe flurries and lands mostly on arms and gloves. Toney grabs Calzaghe. Toney digs a combo to Calzaghe's body. Joe keeps coming foward, forces James to a corner and fires away. Joe lands a few shots and Toney counters with a right hand.

Round 11
Toney chooses to box a bit this round. Jab, JAb, JAb... Calzaghe doesn't have an answer for the jab. Slow round. Toney lands a right hand then throws the hook which misses. Calzghe pushes him back and fires away. Some shots get in.

Break between rounds 11 & 12

Toney greedily slurps his thickshake complaining that "I needed this shit earlier it gives me energy"

Round 12
Calzaghe seems Gassed. Those body shots have caught up to him. Toney lands a right hand then moves away. Calzaghe flurries but lands nothing. Toney throws a left hook which catches Joe on the chin. They exchange in the middle of the ring. Toney lands a wicked right hand. and thats the final bell...

After losing the decision Toney lurches from the ring telling Larry Merchant "you wanna interview me you honkey you find me at Caesars, Caesars buffet but don't cut my line!"

They go to the scorecards....

116-112
115-113
115-113... For you're winner...

JOEEEEEEEEEEEE Calzaghe! The crowd BOO's

Toney was robbed!

[STEVENSKI]

This is a combination between me & StyleZ edited for your reading pleasure

QUOTE (STEVENSKI @ Jul 8 2009, 08:37 AM)
You left out some key points.

Toney comes to the ring eating cheesy fries & drinking a Dr Pepper complaining that "this fight is getting me away from that damm buffet"

QUOTE (damarvelous1 @ Jul 8 2009, 01:51 AM)
Round 1:
Calzaghe comes out fast. Blasting Toney against the corner. No feeling out process for Calzaghe in this one. Great counter right hand stops Calzaghe in his tracks. Calzaghe fights back. Non stop action as the exchange in the middle of the ring.

Round 2:
Calzaghe comes out firing away. Toney starts to make Calzaghe look real foolish in there. WHOA... Counter right hand lands flush on Calzaghe's Jaw. Calzaghe is stunned but he continues to fight back. OOHHHH.... WICKED right hand lands for Toney. Toney is making Calzaghe look like a child in there. BIG ROund for Toney.

Round 3:
MOre of the same... Calzaghe missling wild shots and Toney Cracking Calzaghe's Jaw with his right hand. Calzaghe backs Toney up against the corner and let his hands fly. No shots land. Toney yells something at Calzaghe and motions him to bring it on. WHOA... Hard right hand lands for Toney. Calzaghe seems hurt but he continues to fight back.

QUOTE (STEVENSKI @ Jul 8 2009, 08:37 AM)
Break between round 3 & 4

Toney refuses to continue until he is grilled a fresh cheeseburger during round 4.

QUOTE (damarvelous1 @ Jul 8 2009, 01:51 AM)
Round 4:
Calzaghe comes out stalking. Toney bounces a left hook off Calzaghe's head. Calzaghe pins Toney against the corner and let his hands go. Shot ARE landing. Toney seems to be dazed a little. Toney pushes Calzaghe away. Good bodyshot lands for Calzaghe. Toney retreats.... Calzaghe is all over Toney. Toney is in trouble... Bell Rings. BIG round for Calzaghe.

QUOTE (STEVENSKI @ Jul 8 2009, 08:37 AM)
Break between round 4 & 5

Toney wolfs down a fresh cheeseburger bitterly complaining that "I told you this shit would happen if I don't get my food muthafucka" refusing water Toney screams "get me a fuckin coke".

QUOTE (damarvelous1 @ Jul 8 2009, 01:51 AM)
Round 5:
SLow round... Calzghe jabs as Toney reserves himself. WHOA Left hand clobbers Calzaghe and he's hurt but he continues to fight. Toney let's him off the hook and now Calzaghe is on the attack. JAB JAB... Calzaghe has found a home for his jab. Slow Round

QUOTE (damarvelous1 @ Jul 8 2009, 01:51 AM)
Round 6
Toney come out agressive. Calzaghe misses a wild hook and pays the price. Big right Hand lands for Toney. Nasty body shots land for Toney. Calzaghe returns fire but Nobody's home. Toney stalking Joe now. digs a left hand to the rib cage. Calzaghe is hurt. Toney walks him down and lands a right hand. Good round for Toney

Round 7
More of the same. Calzghe throwing punches but not landing. Toney making him pay. BRUTAL uppercut lands for TOney. Calzaghe showing a lot of heart in there. Calzaghe flurries but nothing lands. Toney not doing much. Calzaghe continues to throw. Pins Toney against the corner... NICE combination to the body.

QUOTE (STEVENSKI @ Jul 8 2009, 08:37 AM)
Break between round 7 & 8

Toney is complaining of hunger pains & says he feels drained. There is talk about his ribs taking a grilling in the previous round. This seems to motivate James but not the way his corner wants. "Ribs, get me some ribs muthafucka & I want BBQ sauce on those muthafuckas & whole rack!"

This post has been edited by STEVENSKI: Sep 10 2009, 07:38 PM

[rusty_trombone]

Best Toney combo?

Supersize Mc Rib meal with a strawberry thickshake & a 20 pack of nuggets. When he rolls through drive through he don't order they just get it ready.

Don't forget 2 orders of super size fries.

[rusty_trombone]

Angry Whoppa'
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damn, toney has been responsible for the deaths of too many animals

[Big Slim Sweet]

Hype, you really hearing he's in shape? I hope so. That said, I am so tired of pulling for James to show up in shape only to be disgusted. Enough of that already. As someone else said, I needs to sees it to believes it.

Thing is, even if James showed up in shape and whipped some ass, what would be the chances he'd show up in shape again for his next fight?

[Lil-lightsout]

Thing is, even if James showed up in shape and whipped some ass, what would be the chances he'd show up in shape again for his next fight?

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) So true.

Also..A big fuck you to Trumbone and Stevenski!!! Enough with the jokes(atleast go easy on him), give the man some respect. Sure he has always had eating issues, but atleast he will fight ANYONE and ducks no one. He is a real fighter, he is one of the very few around. Who else gives a better interview?

This post has been edited by Lil-lightsout: Sep 10 2009, 09:01 PM

[STEVENSKI]

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) So true.

Also..A big fuck you to Trumbone and Stevenski!!! Enough with the jokes(atleast go easy on him), give the man some respect. Sure he has always had eating issues, but atleast he will fight ANYONE and ducks no one. He is a real fighter, he is one of the very few around. Who else gives a better interview?

Toney greedily slurps his thickshake complaining that "I needed this shit earlier it gives me energy"

[Warlord]

Strongest: Samuel Peter: He was just a big-ass African with brute African strength.

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Toney's the best.

Just out of curiosity, any of you guys remember those pics of Toney posted AWHILE ago, where he was photoshopped onto a silverback gorilla? That shit was hilarious. And then Reg_1 came on, or some idiot, complaining it was "racist" and shit. Goddamn these forums used to be the shit. A long time ago.