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MaxPayne
post May 24 2013, 08:03 AM
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For those of you who were unaware that Danny apparently fancies himself to be quite the rapper, I present:

"Boss Status" Official Video - Danny Garcia

You're very welcome for the instant comedy.

This shit is turrible.
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Dolimite
post Jun 3 2013, 03:28 PM
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QUOTE (daprofessor @ Jun 3 2013, 10:51 AM) *
i dated a jamaican chick from the island when i first moved here to cali. she was fine as fuck...slighly older, rihanna looking chick. i was with her for about 3 months then she tattoo'd my name right below her panty line...just above her vagina. now mind u....i was enjoying this chick but never expressed love or anything like that to her. i was like wtf!? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) she was like..."do u like it???" and i'm all like "umm....yeah....it's nice." then the craziness started! that chick took crazy to levels i never knew existed!!! needless to say...the curse has since worn off and life is back to normal. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

don't eat their cooking! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)


Dude I would love it if some chic got my name tat on her vaginal line! That would make her Mrs. D by a default. Professor you left her? Please give me her number!

QUOTE (daprofessor @ Jun 3 2013, 10:53 AM) *
i'm hoping that fight happens...but i'm getting the feeling it won't.


They have it signed for September 7th at the Staples arena, so most likely I will be there.
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post Jun 3 2013, 03:37 PM
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QUOTE (Dolimite @ Jun 3 2013, 03:28 PM) *
Dude I would love it if some chic got my name tat on her vaginal line! That would make her Mrs. D by a default. Professor you left her? Please give me her number!



They have it signed for September 7th at the Staples arena, so most likely I will be there.


it was flattering in the beginning....but the chick was crazy on a level i never experienced in my life. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) she flipped one day. i was at her crib...chillin...and she starts to give me this speech about powers she possesses...and she says "i can do this (points out the window and a car beeps twice) or this!" (points to the other room where the light shuts off and the door slams closed) i was like "that shit was just coincidence." wtf!? and she gave me this look that scared the shit out of me. she had two cats. she starts to tell me stories about them as if they were living people. at that point i was like ok....i think it's time to back off. i have no regrets.

i'm thinking i might go see it at staples! that's going to be a good one.
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post Jun 3 2013, 04:41 PM
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QUOTE (daprofessor @ Jun 3 2013, 01:37 PM) *
it was flattering in the beginning....but the chick was crazy on a level i never experienced in my life. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) she flipped one day. i was at her crib...chillin...and she starts to give me this speech about powers she possesses...and she says "i can do this (points out the window and a car beeps twice) or this!" (points to the other room where the light shuts off and the door slams closed) i was like "that shit was just coincidence." wtf!? and she gave me this look that scared the shit out of me. she had two cats. she starts to tell me stories about them as if they were living people. at that point i was like ok....i think it's time to back off. i have no regrets.

i'm thinking i might go see it at staples! that's going to be a good one.

Come on Professor! Mind games, that all it was. Dude, I am going to Jamaica and find me one of those. Now of course I have to get rid of my crazy ass girlfriend. My lady actually set up a fake facebook account to pose as another girl to see if I would respond, just dumb!
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post Jun 3 2013, 06:44 PM
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QUOTE (Dolimite @ Jun 3 2013, 04:41 PM) *
Come on Professor! Mind games, that all it was. Dude, I am going to Jamaica and find me one of those. Now of course I have to get rid of my crazy ass girlfriend. My lady actually set up a fake facebook account to pose as another girl to see if I would respond, just dumb!


i've had that happen to me more than once. these chicks think on a level that we cannot even begin to understand. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

i know a bad one in jamaica right now! she been telling me to come visit too!
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post Jun 3 2013, 08:10 PM
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QUOTE (daprofessor @ Jun 3 2013, 03:44 PM) *
i've had that happen to me more than once. these chicks think on a level that we cannot even begin to understand. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

i know a bad one in jamaica right now! she been telling me to come visit too!

Can I come! She got sisters?
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post Jun 3 2013, 08:39 PM
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QUOTE (Dolimite @ Jun 3 2013, 08:10 PM) *
Can I come! She got sisters?


her sister is married.

you just missed the reggae fest at ucla last weekend!!! that was your chance to bag an island cutie. they're around. you just have to look. hit up the jamaican, trinidadian and belizean restaurants around town.
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post Jun 3 2013, 10:50 PM
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QUOTE (daprofessor @ Jun 3 2013, 06:39 PM) *
her sister is married.

you just missed the reggae fest at ucla last weekend!!! that was your chance to bag an island cutie. they're around. you just have to look. hit up the jamaican, trinidadian and belizean restaurants around town.

I was suppose to go to the Reggae fest at UCLA but my girl wanted to go see the new Tyler Perry Movie, that was the best nap ever!
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