I like that prevention preparation angle...
I have a friend...(I'm not sure if I told this story on here before, but it bares repeating)...My friend used to bang this girl that we nicknamed stinky pussy, for obvious reasons. Well apparently it stunk so bad, that he didn't want to hit it anymore.
Now I've smelled some stank snatch in my day, but never so bad that I didn't want to hit it while I was in a dry spell. My buddy is always hard up for some poon, so I can only imagine how bad this thing stunk! Well, he came up to me one day and excitedly told me that he figured out how to bang this broad without stinking up the house.
He said, "First I took her outside and got her from behind, then when I brought her in my room, the stink stayed outside and didn't follow her in!" So everytime he got with stinky pussy, her would take her out back first to bang the stink out of her.