(enters...pushing a wheelchair where Carlos Maussa is sleeping and being fed oxygen from a tank)
Hello, everyone...I`m here to address our fighters' wishes and other issues....this is a very important announcement...
First off...Carlos here has confided in me that he has 3 fights left...he`ll go ahead and take out Darth Maul`s cousin...but then he HAS TO HAVE Muckles Reilly...and then he wants his Farewell bout against Judah...and thank you in advance, Zab....
So...Jowett Pipes wants The Juggernaut?...I'm sorry, but not just yet...I want Johnson to face a midrange threat first...the up and coming Yamboa Bell...and then they can go at it...were working on some things...for if Johnson loses again, he gets automatically transferred to the gym of the guy who beats him....
As for the other guys...Tyrone Sloan wants to give Jean Pascal a shot at his Super Middle crown, Doo Doo Brown wants a career threatening rematch against Vicky Fatton, and Slanger Jr. wants a tough challenge...
Slanger Jr. also expects a title shot very soon...the week after this one hopefully...
One of my other top dogs IS having a problem though...he hasn't had a fight in a while and doesn't show up on the rankings on the WebL site...where he is one of the very best...what's up with that, G?
I'm talking about The Light Heavyweight Bad Ass...18 Rank and Status...Bobby "Tick Tick" Boome.
He wants to fight a strong challenger and then the winner of the Butkiss-Jones rematch...for the title. He deserves it.
Thank you for your time and attention.