Let's say you're on a plane...some asshole keeps talking to you, but you're tired and not interested in doing the whole "Where you from? What do you do?" thing...


Try this...


1. Take your laptop out.

2. Open it calmly and slowly.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make sure the asshole is watching what you're doing.

5. Open your browser.

6. Close your eyes and lean your head back.

7. Take a profound deep breath and click this link.

8. Watch your victim's face...

I would like to know what that link is before I click it...

Before you open the laptop, you should mumble some prayer

Oh yeah......the idea is to get really dramatic with it....


It's nothing bad at all, G...trust me.

'Allah Akbar'

LOL