Let's say you're on a plane...some asshole keeps talking to you, but you're tired and not interested in doing the whole "Where you from? What do you do?" thing...
1. Take your laptop out.
2. Open it calmly and slowly.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make sure the asshole is watching what you're doing.
5. Open your browser.
6. Close your eyes and lean your head back.
7. Take a profound deep breath and click this link.
8. Watch your victim's face...