I accept Kimbo's challenge for next Sunday. I been training hard, drinking beer and sparring with Polar Bears. You aint gonna have nothing on me Kimbo. You will get KTFO. I say we make this match a little more interesting. The loser has to shave off his trademark beard. You might as well because there aint no beard that can save you from the beating coming your way.

Hey Tank, come on baby! You got my bread? I'm going to smash you! I am the street fighting legend! Read my profile, I went 9-0 in street fights! After I beat you, I will rub my sweaty ass beard all over your newly shaved chin! Respect the hood Tank! Respect it! I'm taking your BEARD Tank!

You didnt go 9-0 you got your ass whipped by Gannon, who is the only real fighter you ever took on. Zab, get me a fight with Bum Sauce. After I shave your beard Kimbo Im gonna tea bag you.

The Gannon fight is a controversial fight that should be called "No contest!" I didn't lose! I'm going to make you respect the hood!

You would have been KTFO if not for your little cronies jumping in. A street fight is just that...knees, kicks, chockes and anything goes. You are lucky this is taking place in a ring. You will be leaving the ring on a stretcher...guess thats better than a coffin.

Hey Tank, me and the hood have always wanted to see what you looked like without your beard....It will be gone! Gannon was tough, but I am a different fighter now! You see these *shows fists*, these are grenades! They've destoryed many men in the streets....after I knock you out, I will cut your beard off with a pair of scissors Tank! Your a drunk bastard!

I aint gonna shave your nasty ass lice infested beard myself. I got a special guest to do it. Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake will be in my corner and he is gonna take off your face with some shears.

Brutus who??? Ain't no wrestler going to cut off my beard! Tank, I know who you is! You don't respect the hood! You see this chain..this is my belt right here! If anyone beats me in the ring or on the street, I'm going to give it to him! You ain't gonna be the one tank! I'm knocking you out early! I'm hood tank, you see this steel in my mouth, I'm from the hood! I'm gonna win!

Gimme my bread Tank!

You wanna talk Wrestling? I fucking superplexed The Big Show off the top rope and broke the fucking ring. I Owned Wrestling and moved on....

That being said...I want the winner of your fight, boys. I know that scares you. I can see you both taking a dive to avoid me...

Hey Brock, answer me this, is Big Show from the hood? Is he!? I'm not gonna let the hood down against either one of you chumps!

The hood? Do I look like I give a fuck about a hood? I roll through the hardest hoods with my windows down and the doors unlocked. I go to the hood when I wanna take a shit. That's what I think of the hood. I will bring the fuckin' Pain to you, Kimbo.

Hey Brock, you haven't been to my hood! Don't front Brock! You've never been to the hood! You don't want to get robbed!

Man Ill fuck both of you up back to back. Kimbo you gonna get knocked out first. LEsnar, this aint no sissy WWE bullshit. You step to me and you get your mouth busted for real.

*Blasting DJ Khalid's "I'm So Hood" track* Gimme MY BREAD TANK! GIMME MY BREAD!

You should be asking for ice cream instead of bread, because when im done with you, you wont have teeth to chew.

Man Ill fuck both of you up back to back. Kimbo you gonna get knocked out first. LEsnar, this aint no sissy WWE bullshit. You step to me and you get your mouth busted for real.

The Pain is waiting for you, fat boy. I'll knock your fat ass out, go to the bar you're at afterwards, and choke your fat ass out 'til your fat ass neck SNAPS!!

Yo Brock! Why you worrying about fat drunk Tank! He's so fat your ass will have a hard time chocking him out! You'll need to apply a arm lock...or better yet.... Kurt Angles famous anklelock! Bwahahaha! Oh by the way, you ain't shit Brock! Step to the hood Brock... I DARE YOU!

I dont give a fuck about winning no championships. All I want to do is put chumps in the hospital and make it so they cant fight ever again. Especially ugly ass Kimbo and roided up Lesnar. After I chew you up and spit you out Brock im gonna squat on your face and take a shit. Then im gonna take your mom out to dinner. Roses, champagne, the works. Then im gonna punch her in her old face.