Mar 5 2008, 04:59 PM
Sunday March 9, 2007 (ST. LOUUUIEEE STAND UP!) is a big "title match" (IT'S DA REAL TITLE SON!) at 140 lbs. (ST LOUUUIEEEEEE)
2 Division World Champion and the reigning and defending Lineal Jr. Welterweight Champion, (AND I'M DA BEST SON!) CyruS "Running Man" ViruS (23-12-4 0KOs) (ST. LOOUIIIEEEE BOOYYYYY) defends his title against top 140 lbs. contender, Juan Miguel Cotto (19-3-0 18KOs)
Will Running Man pull of another big win? (YOU DAMN RIGHT I WILL! FOR ST. LOUUUUIEEEEEEEE!!!) or will the young knockout artist Juan Miguel Cotto dethrone Running Man and become the lineal champion? (THAT AIN'T HAPPENIN! HE AIN'T FROM ST. LOUUUIEEEEEE!!)
Running Man Career Highlights :
W MD 12, W SD 12, W UD 12, L TKO 6 Zab "Super" Judah - 3rd fight for the Jr. Welterweight Title. (THAT 4TH FIGHT WUZ BULL! BUT ZAB MY MAN THOUGH!)
W UD 12 "Terrible" Tariq Wheeler Jr. - defeats the #1 pound for pound fighter at the time to win the welterweight title (BIGGEST WIN OV MY CAREER! I WAS DA MAN! STILL AM!)
W UD 12 Garcia Marquez - solid win over top contender
L UD 12, W UD 12 "Sublime" Buddy Shine - got revenge on the former world champion (HE MY MAN AND ALL, BUT I WHIPPED HIM!)
D 12, W UD 12 Carlos "El Apostle" Maussa - solid win over the former world champion (R.I.P.!)
L KO 1, W UD 12 Maxy KoKaine (I TOOK HIS ASS TAH SCHOOL THE SECOND TIME ROUND! ST. LOOUUUIEEE!!!!)
W UD 12 Buddy McGirt - solid win over the top contender. (YEAAAH BOOYYYY!)
W UD 12 Mike Taylor - to win the lineal Jr. welterweight title (Easy as 1-2-3! Easiest fight of my career! ST. LOOUUUUIEEEE STAND UP!)
Juan Miguel Cotto Career Highlights :
L UD 12, W TKO 8 Buddy McGirt - Got revenge on the top contender and becomes the only man to ever knockout McGirt.
PLACE YOUR BETS!
Mar 5 2008, 05:01 PM
Juan Miguel Cotto is angry. This kid might just fuck around and knock Running Man out...
Mar 5 2008, 05:10 PM
Running Man steals Juan's Girlfriend!? XXX Video ON YOUTUBE!?
Talk about promotion for a fight, Lineal Jr. Welterweight Champion Running Man has apparently stolen away Juan Miguel Cotto's girlfriend today and took a private jet to his beach home in California. Running Man and Juan Miguel Cotto's girlfriend were doing things we cannot type on the internet, suffice to say, there will be a DVD coming out... But apparently DVD's will be thrown out the window, for Running Man posted up the sexual escapades on popular video sites : Youtube, Dailymotion and various XXX websites. More info as it arrives....
Mar 5 2008, 05:12 PM
Apparently that isn't Cotto's girlfriend...
"I am 18 years old and single. I am focused on boxing and my studies right now."
Mar 5 2008, 05:14 PM
QUOTE(Running Man - 2 Division World Champion & Reigning Lineal Jr. Welterweight Champion)
AIN'T YAH GIRL NOW! ST. LOOUUUIEEEEE STAND UP! JUAN, YOU MAD! I GOT YA! BAAALLLIIINNNNN! I'M SENDIN OUT NEXT-DAY DELIVERY OF THE DVD TO YO CRIB RIGHT NOW! AHHAAAAA!
Mar 5 2008, 05:17 PM
"I don't know waht your talking about Running Man. I am 18 years old and I've been single for a long time. I am focused on my boxing and studies. I will be in college soon. You got the wrong girl. But when I do get a girlfriend, I will make sure to keep her away from you. I will knock you out this sunday".
Mar 5 2008, 05:28 PM
QUOTE(Running Man - Live via WEBCAM!)
Oh, not your girl right? *Turns webcam around to show youtube clip of the video* *Juan's girlfriend is on, "Yeah, that sucka got my name tattooed on his ass with a heart around it, I got the picture to prove it. *she grabs her purse and pulls out the picture* *running man cuts off the clip* YEAH! HOW BOUT THAT!? ST. LOOOUUUUIIEEEE STAND UP! JUAN IS MAD!
Mar 5 2008, 05:33 PM
"I have never met that woman in my life Running Man. That looks like the regular prostitute to me. I suggest you stop banging prostitutes and start training for me, Running Man. I want you to be 100% come fight night. I dont want you to have legs come sunday."
Mar 5 2008, 06:21 PM
Wait Cyrus, you picked Running Man by KNOCKOUT!?
Mar 5 2008, 06:25 PM
That's right! Running Man is in tip top shape. He will KNOCKOUT Juan Miguel Cotto!
Mar 5 2008, 06:26 PM
Cotto's chin is granite and he is a knockout artist..only one gtting KOd is Running Man!
Mar 6 2008, 09:48 AM
Has running man ever even scored a KO? That being said I picked Running man by decision because this Cotto has already been exposed.
Mar 9 2008, 07:02 AM
Running man wins with a damn near shutout performance. Running Man was seen passing out the XXX DVD with Juan Miguel Cotto's now ex girlfriend.
Mar 9 2008, 07:16 AM
Juan Miguel Cotto has been figured out but still denies relationships with the woman seen on the DVD. Judah on the other hand claims he slept with the same whore who "begged for his dick" before last night and forgot all about his fight. Judah is unsure weather it is really Cotto's EX GF or not but says she gave him a good time.
This is a real tough case that needs to be solved.
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