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Maxy
On April 6th 2008 the biggest fight in the history of the heavyweight division takes place as two time world heavyweight champion Lanky "Maxy" Gawn defends his title against the greatest ever cruiserweight champion Harold "Harry" Angus.

It is a fight which has long been mooted but has taken almost an eternity to finally materialise. Angus will be seeking to avenge his lone defeat suffered at the hands of Lanky whilst boxing for the now closed Big Pineapple gym. In that bout Lanky was the defending heavyweight champion but started as a big underdog as Angus' reputation had seen him ranked as one of the sports elite pound for pound fighters. Angus made a huge mistake, opting to go on all-out-attack (under the advise of his cornermen), and paid dearly suffering a humiliating 4th round knock out defeat. Today it is widely accepted that Angus' recklessness that night cost him his chance of victory.

The fighters will enter the ring on Sunday with a combined record of 72 wins, 3 defeats and 1 draw and it is easily the most eagerly anticipated heavyweight clash in the history of our league.

In his first reign as heavyweight champion Lanky made 9 successful title defenses before opting to vacate his title and retire for the first of what became numerous occasions. He had won the title with a huge upset decision over the then champion Cyrus "Iron" ViruS, a fighter who at the time was deemed as indestructible. The victory sent shockwaves around the boxing world and it is generally regarded as the birth of the giant heavyweight era, (Lanky stands 6ft 10"). One of those defenses of course included the victory over Angus and it is this win, coupled with his win over "Iron" which stand out amongst his already brilliant resume.

Angus returned to Cruiserweight after that defeat and changed gyms, joining the massively successful Krumbsnatcher outfit where he appeared to advance as a fighter going on a long winning streak. He is generally regarded as the greatest cruiserweight of all time, winning the title 3 times including wins over future heavyweight champions Dipsy "Lipstick" Gawn and Max Kellerman, future cruiserweight champions Maxy "Ice Cream" Gawn and Aleksander Alexeev, future super middleweight champion Tyrone "Soup Bone" Sloane and then light heavyweight champion Richard "Dick" Butkiss. His resume outshines that of Lanky but this is his biggest challenge.

Pundits are split as to who will win this fight with many claiming that the huge height and weight advantage Lanky has will always prove to be too much for the smaller Angus but Harold is adament that he has the tools to do the job.

"I have progressed as a fighter since losing to Lanky back when I was at the Pineapple gym. I feel I am smarter and have the tools to beat this man, not only beat him, but punish and destroy him. Lanky knows he is gonna be in a fight come April 6th. He won't take me lightly but it don't matter what he does cos I am gonna be bringing the pain. I have waited a long time for this fight. I will not lose."

Angus has indeed waited a long time for this fight....he has scored 27 straight wins since his defeat to Lanky, whereas Lanky has had 17 wins and 1 defeat (on points to Larry Holmes). They are two completely different fighters fighting for two completely different gyms nowadays but one thing is certain. This fight is career defining for both boxers and whoever has their hand raised at the end can make a legitimate claim to be amongst the greatest fighters the world has ever seen....

So who win win the "clash of the legends" on April 6th?
CyruS
Hmmmmmmmmmm, tough one. Could go either way but..... I will lean it towards Angus to pull off his revenge and win a heavyweight title belt. laugh.gif


But I could just be a hater for Lanky since he ushered in the Giant Heavyweight Era. fuck.gif

Blayde
QUOTE(CyruS @ Mar 30 2008, 11:33 PM) [snapback]384586[/snapback]
But I could just be a hater for Lanky since he ushered in the Giant Heavyweight Era. fuck.gif


Yeah, Im also rooting for the small man Angus. And that 40-1-1 record looks pretty nice, the second L should only be there AFTER the Alexeev rematch has taken place.
The CEO
Lanky and I don't take it personal that you're rooting for the underdog...we understand.
Maxy
Wexley "Power" Gawn has launched a stunning blistering attack on his brother Lanky "Maxy" Gawn accusing the big man of failing to honor his contractual demands by not helping to promote what is the biggest fight in heavyweight history.

Wexley was scathing in the outburst saying, "Lanky was never liked when he was champion but by giving up the belts and going on a chicken run he sorta gained respect in his absence. Now, I have given him his biggest ever fight for his biggest ever purse but he has failed to turn up for the press conferences and has left that fuckin' clown Skullsplitter to do the talking for him. This, to me, is a fuckin' outrage and we are really disappointed that he has opted to go into virtual hiding rather than help promote this fight. It disgusts me and though I know blood is thicker than water I am getting behind my man Angus all the way in this one. I want him to punish Lanky, break him in half...chop the fuckin' giant down like a big tree and embarrass him for his unprofessional behaviour in the build up to this clash. Angus has travelled the globe promoting this fight but Lanky has done fuck all. Even if he won the public wouldn't give a damn cos he's a no-name nobody as far as they are concerned. When they handed out personalities, Lanky Gawn must've missed the boat!!"

Angus said, "I just think he's scared to look me in the eye. He's pitiful really. A joke.....kinda like a freak show. Yeah people point at him when he's in the street and they say 'Ohh look at him , he's a giant.....they don't say that's Lanky Gawn....you know why? Cos no-fuckin'-body knows him. He's the biggest coward in the sports history. Don't forget, I work with his old gym mates and they all tell me that he retired cos he was petrified of getting beat up by an up and comer. Thats the only reason he quit in the first place and now he holds a paper title he thinks he's back on the summit again. Fuck no, he was never on the summit in the first place. Everyone wanted "Iron" ViruS to come back and knock his ass out....well now I get that chance instead and I won't let anyone down. I will do this for the people. I will hunt him down...wear him down....chop him down...He will not last the distance with me!"
The CEO
Says the guy who didn't promote shit either 'til today...laugh.gif...and what's this bullshit about me being a clown and speaking for Lanky....Lanky has said his piece in the press releases.

THIS is the deal on this fight. We at II know what this match truly is...we don't try pull the wool over the public's eyes....that's why we're The People's Gym...the fans love us because we're real with them....this is nothing but Lanky facing a guy he's already KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT.

Angus getting this rematch is about as warranted as Hatton getting a rematch against Mayweather...he flat out doesn't deserve it....but we don't give a fuck...because it'll be easy work for easy money.

Lanky and I are smelling the fear in Power's and Angus' behavior today...Angus is trying to CONVINCE himself he can win...
CyruS
QUOTE(fighthype.com/WeBL-Lanky-Angus-II-News)
Pair of Heavyweight Champions Will Be In Attendance!

We just got word that former Heavyweight Champions Of The World, Touch oF SleeP AND Iron will be in attendance, front row ringside. Rumor has it TOS could have possibly lined up Iron to face the winner of this bout for a heavyweight title. Iron's return to big time fight events have been long awaited. More news as it arrives...


Maxy
The Angus camp is showing no fear and if Lanky's camp prefer to believe that to be the case then more fool them.

As for Iron facing the winner...well Dipsy (should he beat Giant Man) is contractually obliged to box the winner barring a retirement....

Dipsy is well up for boxing anyone right now though...
The CEO
Man...lol...Lanky and I just looked over Angus' resume....how this guy got such respect is laughable....Jesse 'The Boogeyman" Ferguson beat the shit out of him, kept rocking and knocking him down ...he won all 10 rounds until he got caught with a shoot the moon punch in the 11th...Jesse Ferguson, y'all.


and why is it that Dipsy keeps acting like he's the champ....lol...here it is...and this is according to the Heavweight rankings at vivi.com...Official and IN YOUR FACE....


1. Lanky "Maxy" Gawn regionbelt Georgia
32-2-0 5 14/1 18 (18) Insanity International

2. Dipsy "Lipstick" Gawn regional_champion Pennsylvania
36-3-2 32 12/1 18 (18) The Dragon`s Vault


It's like that. Look it up. Stop frontin', Dipsy...there's no future in it. Lanky is THE Man at Heavy.
Maxy
QUOTE(The C.E.O. @ Apr 4 2008, 06:30 PM) [snapback]385045[/snapback]
and why is it that Dipsy keeps acting like he's the champ....lol...here it is...and this is according to the Heavweight rankings at vivi.com...Official and IN YOUR FACE....


1. Lanky "Maxy" Gawn regionbelt Georgia
32-2-0 5 14/1 18 (18) Insanity International

2. Dipsy "Lipstick" Gawn regional_champion Pennsylvania
36-3-2 32 12/1 18 (18) The Dragon`s Vault


It's like that. Look it up. Stop frontin', Dipsy...there's no future in it. Lanky is THE Man at Heavy.


I think you should double check that....

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The CEO
Ok....so you manipulated the rankings. Lanky's ranked 4th now behind Angus and Iron....who don't even have belts and/or was retired.....unbelievable.

Nice abuse of power there....you shouldn't have done that, man...gonna make you pay, buddy.
Maxy
QUOTE(The C.E.O. @ Apr 5 2008, 09:53 AM) [snapback]385095[/snapback]
Ok....so you manipulated the rankings. Lanky's ranked 4th now behind Angus and Iron....who don't even have belts and/or was retired.....unbelievable.

Nice abuse of power there....you shouldn't have done that, man...gonna make you pay, buddy.


Seriously I have absolutely no control on the rankings. None whatsoever.
The CEO
Then why are they like that?...Lanky was ranked #1 at Heavy at least for the past few weeks...until TODAY....explain in detail please...
BigG
Holmes thinks Lanky and Dipsy are peices of trash.
The CEO
well Holmes can shut the fuck up.

I'm fuckin' pissed, G...I brought Lanky back to THE recognized #1 spot at Heavy again....and this shit is going on. Not cool...
The CEO
I'm so mad I didn't realize that was my 3000th post...laugh.gif

LANKY AND I WANT OUR PROPS!!
CyruS
webl page probably just updated the rankings today, hence why lanky got dropped a few spots. It happens. but....


in other news....


CyruS "Iron" ViruS has arrived early to the arena to look at the preliminary bouts.
The CEO
Bro...Angus and Iron don't even have a belt at Heavy.....Dipsy vacated a while back....

This is some bullshit....makin' me wanna smoke and drink early.
CyruS
I cant' call it. If I could figure out a way to manipulate the rankings, I would have TOS sitting at #1 at heavyweight forever with a star next to his name symbolizing retired. laugh.gif
The CEO
Ok...I looked some shit up....Lanky was number one last week, and Dipsy was before that....during that time, nothing changed...meaning Lanky should still be #1.

Is WebL trying to work an old man up?
CyruS
Maybe Dipsy got in touch with the people Roland Navarette pays off to get all those draws. Dipsy is paying off the MAN for the manipulated rankings laugh.gif
BigG
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Larry Holmes:

"Dipsy and Lanky got their asses beat by the TRUE baddest Heavyweight in the world.....I am a bad bad man. Message to boxing fans: These fucking jokers don't got shit on the Easton Assassin. Lanky, Dipsy and Iron are on my hitlist. I might need to teach Ice Creams bitchass a lesson though...motherfucker is living off a draw with me."
The CEO
(Lanky enters the center)

What is this shit??!! WHAT IS THIS MOTHAFUCKIN'SHIT?? LIVIN' OFF THAT BULLSHIT DECISION!!

(grabs Larry in a Muay Thai clinch and brings Larry's face down into his knee)
The CEO
(The crowd gasps in terror)

(Lanky rips off shirt and reveals a bird chest)

(The crowd gasps again)


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Maxy
This is some funny shit.

Get this CEO...during the last week for some reason (I haven't checked today) Kindred "Spirit" Cole wasn't even RANKED ANYWHERE and neither was Freddy McPheerson. They just vanished from the rankings altogether.

I think Dipsy and Angus are ranked above Lanky now because they have both been active again after having short breaks/retirements. Anyway, the rankings don't really matter...

It's all about the legacy.....

CyruS
Why pay $89.99 in HD for a Fake Heavyweight Title Match?
Get the Real Championship Match
For Charity TONIGHT!
With the returning Touch oF SleeP.
Is Angus greater than cancer? No. Do it for the children.
The CEO
Ok...I noticed that about Freddy...but on the real...if it's all about legacy...they should pay closer attention and read behind the scores and between the lines...

Feel me?
Maxy
Just checked...Kindred and Freddy still ain't ranked yet Kindred is fighting for the title tomorrow. There are probably others also.

I don't get it...
Maxy
QUOTE(The C.E.O. @ Apr 5 2008, 01:33 PM) [snapback]385132[/snapback]
Ok...I noticed that about Freddy...but on the real...if it's all about legacy...they should pay closer attention and read behind the scores and between the lines...

Feel me?


It's not about the scores, its about the win. You see a lot of my fighters (others must do it too) ease off when the fight is in the bag making scores deceptively close.

That fightplan I gave you was a key example. It's about protecting what they've already got.
The CEO
CyruS is really pushing that shit!

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Ok...ok...I guess the battle of the promotions is on...

but wait...that puts me in a bad place 'cause it's for Maussa...damn!
CyruS
Yeah, I kind of did that on purpose, so it puts you in a conflict, C. Do you choose to promote lanky-angus II for your fighter but disrespect the fighter you built your brand on in Maussa? or Do you support the cancer charity event and disrespect ANGUS laugh.gif
The CEO
QUOTE(Maxy @ Apr 5 2008, 02:36 PM) [snapback]385135[/snapback]
It's not about the scores, its about the win. You see a lot of my fighters (others must do it too) ease off when the fight is in the bag making scores deceptively close.

That fightplan I gave you was a key example. It's about protecting what they've already got.


Well...as you know...I haven't used that plan yet...and I won't tonight as I feel you know Lanky and that plan so well....tonight, I am using a combination of all plans...tonight's the night I can show the world what I can do as a trainer...

ON THE GRANDEST STAGE!!

TONIGHT!!

BE THERE!!
Maxy
This is too damned funny.

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Poor old Harry has had his thunder well and truly stolen from him and if he loses tonight it could destroy him as a man.

Damn, Harry will be on suicide watch!
CyruS
This is probably the funniest promotion ive done yet. laugh.gif Angus will be crying on his way to the ring tonight laugh.gif laugh.gif
The CEO
QUOTE(CyruS @ Apr 5 2008, 02:39 PM) [snapback]385138[/snapback]
Yeah, I kind of did that on purpose, so it puts you in a conflict, C. Do you choose to promote lanky-angus II for your fighter but disrespect the fighter you built your brand on in Maussa? or Do you support the cancer charity event and disrespect ANGUS laugh.gif


You're deep, C...but I'm following it like a Sunday paper....laugh.gif


Maussa...wherever you are....if you can hear me....whatever I do....don't get it twisted....it's ALLL for you, mi amigo...
The CEO
Count to a 1000...Larry ain't gettin' up...he's hurt bad.
The CEO
QUOTE(Maxy @ Apr 5 2008, 02:40 PM) [snapback]385141[/snapback]
This is too damned funny.

laugh.gif

Poor old Harry has had his thunder well and truly stolen from him and if he loses tonight it could destroy him as a man.

Damn, Harry will be on suicide watch!


This is true....I'd like to thank CyruS for his help in throwing Angus off for a me tonight...funny shit.
CyruS

Have you seen my smile?
Touch oF SleeP returns TONIGHT vs. The Real World's Heavyweight Champion!
Maxy
QUOTE(CyruS @ Apr 5 2008, 02:03 PM) [snapback]385159[/snapback]

Have you seen my smile?
Touch oF SleeP returns TONIGHT vs. The Real World's Heavyweight Champion!


Oh man that's just so fucking ironic.

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The CEO
(Janitor is sweeping up after the presser and comes upon a face down Larry Holmes)

laugh.gif
BigG
Larry Holmes: "Motherfucker kneed an injured man. How classless of you."
The CEO
laugh.gif

I was hoping for Larry to shake it off, jump up on a desk, and flying spear Lanky through a wall...
CyruS

Don't Angus And I Look Alike?
Touch oF SleeP vs. The Real World's Heavyweight Champion Tonight Live on PPV!
SCORE A KNOCKOUT PUNCH ON CANCER FOR CHARITY!
The CEO
Behold The Classic Shit.

laugh.gif laugh.gif


You will also find the reason Holmes don't wanna see an II Lanky Gawn....
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