QUOTE(rusty_trombone @ Apr 21 2008, 10:26 PM) [snapback]387158[/snapback]
let me venture a guess on what probably happened. a bunch of men in speedo's got all lubed up, got into an octagon, proceeded to rub up against each other and try and mount each other. some redneck in the crowd choked on his tobaccer, while another one screamed that chuck liddel would kick all of these guys asses.
I can't stand the cookie cutter, wannabe cage monkey frat boy MMA fans, and I hate TAPout and Afflication gear, etc. But your post had me laughing. Your continual jealousy of how Tito Ortiz stole your woman, mounted her, made her tap out from traint smell, only to have her come back to you and give you a hug (thus transfering the Tito Taint Stench, TTS) has clouded your mind.
You need to let go of this rage towards athletic men.