I'm sure Big G and CyruS are with me when I say that Tyson's classic speeches NEVER get old and are VERY entertaining....he was flatout hilarious at times.

I recently found a somewhat newer compilation on YT that's pretty good....


You gotta admit...some of his assaults and quotes are G.O.A.T. material....I hope you enjoy them again like I did....


A bizarre individual who won't be forgotten...

You know....


He doesn't do interviews with women, unless... you know.

I always wondered what the look on her face was when he was saying that...lol

lmao! "i wanna kick your kids in the fucking head i just wanna stomp on their testicles"

LOL I find the first part funny...

"Listen, I'm many things right...I'm a loving father, convicted rapist...etc.."

a semi-good husband...lol...yeah...I like that part too....

and I don't know about y'all....but I swear....right after he talks about burying his best friend, Darrell Baum, and how he dedicated that fight to him....he immediately goes right into, "I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best eva...."....we know he's directing that towards Lewis later on......but watching it the other day I was like..."ok...he just dedicated the fight to him, yet he wanted to rip his heart out??"



I think Mike had rehearsed that speech many times for that night....but it was kinda all over the place when he presented it...

...Cyrus says that all the time in WEBL....

It's just to bad Tyson faded away to bolivian.

OH SHIT, I just broke down in tears when he started talking about "I broke my back" "my back" and Grey asks him "what is it a vertabrae?" Tyson bust out in that Tyson voice "Spinal"

ASSAH LAMMA LAY KUM MAIIDA!!!

Oh and I forgot, anybody know Friday's full name?

Ahhh salami 'n' bacon ore ida...

LOL...bitchass Fitz. Tyson is fat as hell.

f*cking hilariouse.

Reporter "hey mike, why do you have to talk like that?"

Tyson "Im talking to you the way I want to talk to you. If you dont like it then turn off your STATION"

I don't know if anybody remembers it or not, but I loved it when they asked Lennox about that quote and they were like, "Lennox, what do you think about Tyson wanting to eat your children?" Lennox's response was great (you know in that british accent of his), ".... um.... I don't even have kids!".

LOL.. classic..just classic

loved that interview @ 6:32 - "I just know what I can do......I'mma kill dis mutherfucka!"

"If he don't die, it don't count."

hey fitz I'm new to the board-got here via the 'monkey' thread ha ha!!

i gotta ask cause it's been driving me nuts,

who is the chick in the pink? i know the girl on the piano, the lovely delta right. aussie institution, but the other one foxes me.

"im saying, can a brotha get a blow job ?!?!" LOLOLOLOLO "i've fondacated some of the finest women..." FUCKING CLASSIC . tyson and gw bush got the funniest quotes ever...

"i got robbed of all my money, can i at least get a blowjob?"

Awesome clips, but they didn't include one of my personal favorites from when that Greta Von Shadenfreude woman or whoever was interviewing him:

"Now...I really do wanna rape her and her fucking mama."

Bone chilling.

'She's pretty good' ya think?