This was made over a year and a half ago....but I just discovered it today...








and then there's responses like this...

I had a roup of people from my work laughing their asses off when I watched these...

I bet...I think they're fucking hilarious....I guess we have a lot of YouTube veterans here who've already seen all the good, old shit......

CEO that chick is fucking funny and pathetic. DAMN!!

This is probably my favorite youtube video here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXUFA0W_4os

I wonder what he'd do if he REALLY didn't give a fuck....


I don't know about y'all...but I'd have to jump out the car and cut that fool....

My favourite part of that video was the comments....where someone posted this:


i know him. he's the gang leader of a group called "gay orgies every friday at 6"

Listen to this song. It's good for you....

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This is the funniest video I've seen ALL WEEK!!

That fat boy runs the block & no one fuck with dat.

I used to have a fat kid that tried to run my block too...that ended in a game of "Everyone throw shit at the fat kid because he's too slow to catch us!"

That was a fun game, almost as fun as "Dump the fat kid in the creek!" I give you Pinche Pendejo...

LMBO dude your something else!

LMAO...you went from talking about old people walking in the middle of the parking lot to this. Man I bout fell out my chair laughing at work.

Yea Blackhawk Down was pretty good. I remember once in College before a football game as motivation they showed us a clip of that movie. The part when they where under the tent talking an ol buddy had the opp. to go home but he didnt. He was then asked why did he stay and fight, he was like it wasn't because of him, it was because of the man beside him. At the time I thought it was bullshit but now that I'm older I realize the importance of it.

Oh and we WON that game too. LOL

LOL...this cracks me up everytime I see it. The more you watch it, the funnier it ges...

lol....I wonder how hard you would have laughed if a user named himself "The Undertow" and typed something like, "Just another victim."....

One of my old favorites....

cussing kids


A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing.

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.'

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.

His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!' Then she stomps down the stairs and into the kitchen where she looks at the 4 year old and asks in a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'

lol

as a plane is losing power, a pilot comes over the intercom and says "sorry it had to come to this folks, but we've already let the luggage go and the plane continues to lose speed. I hate to have to do this but now we're gonna have to start releasing passengers in alphabet order beginning the the letter "A" Afrian Americans, Any African Americans?".....no one answers "B" Black people any black people? Again Silence. "C" Colored people any colored people?....Silence. A black boy turns to his mother and says "mom aren't we african american, black, and colored." The mother turns to the son and says today we NIGGAS, let the Mexicans go first. The little black boy turned to the little mexican sitting next to him and laughs! The mexican kid laughs back and says "nigga I'm a WETBACK!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA..This shit is too funny..Good one man..

There was some good shit in this thread...it had potential...but I'mma go ahead and unpin it...

Feel free to bring it back anytime if you want...

A good joke you can tell your friends, but it requires you to act like a penguin, so hope your acting skills are good. The better the penguin walk, the funnier the joke.

A guys asks a prostitutes 'how much for sex?'

The prostitute says, 'It's $30'

the dude says 'dammit, i only have $10.....what can i get for $10?'

she says 'you can get the penguin'.

the guy says 'the penguin? whats that?'

so the prostitute says 'ill show you'. She takes down his jeans and his boxers, takes his dick in her hands, licks her lips, moves her mouth towards him, then all of a sudden gets up and runs off.

The guy tries to chase (this is where you do you best penguin walk impression) shouting 'give me my $10 back!'



Aahhhhhhhhhh. Ace.

the more I think about it the funnier it is.

That happened to me. She was such a skanky junkie & I was so fucked up I thought it was a good idea to get a gum job. She got my pants around my ankles & pushed me over. I must have hit my head as when I woke up I had a big lump on the back of my head & dried blood matting my hair to go with the lack of a wallet. I also shit myself so that was caked all over the back of my legs & someone stole my shoes so it was not a good night.

nice work

This is especially funny because I know it really happened to you...


Like The Penguin Joke too....I might tell my ultraclean, Christian neighbors that one tonight....just to see how they take it....

Remember in Rocky II after Rocky's wedding the guy walks up to him and tells him to think about investing in condominiums, Rocky looks confused and says I never use'em.

In tribute to King and the recent dominant performance by Roy Jones, I give you...this guy!

Spyder you posting videos of you training wont get you a spot on the next season of The Contender

That is sick!

I have no idea what it is. Seems like some kind of 1980s after school PSA. The production value is unrivaled. lol

BWWWAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

That's GREAT.

You ever got yourself in that state before?

I can say that I haven't. Haha.

I reckon iv probably exceeded that a few times. It gets to astage tho where you just slip into a coma and stop embarrassing yourself! thats some funny shit tho.

LMAO

He wouldn't even take his hand off of the beer to push himself up. Now THAT's dedication!

lol....I've been that drunk before....at a house....laid out on cold tile next to a toilet....but not out in public...lol

I tend to be a fairly high functioning drunk.

Although my shit talking goes through the roof!

Maybe that idiot is saying that Jews are satan...

That was gold Fitz. I got the email the other day. The dude lost his job at Macquarie as well.

It's not like he was cruising Rate My Camel Toe like some guy was at my job.

I will tell the story I said I would from this thread.

Maybe when I was about 15 or so, I used to play this shitty online mini golf game. There was a league for it, that sometimes had over 500 players. Basically it kept a record of everyone's record and had a rankings system and a ladder. Playing this game for a while, I was given the league by the person in charge and I became the Head Administrator for a couple of years.
There was this brother that used to play for years as well, he was a pain in the ass and a cheated all the time. I always had to ban him for a while he would come back be alright for a while and go back to not reporting his losses, then always started abusing each other through msn, haha.
He then had a sister that started playing from the same house, and a lot of times she would beat some really good players and then it became obvious he was playing for her.
After a while, the sister (who was about 16-17) always started speaking to me. After speaking to them more for a while, I discovered that they are what you call 'trailer trash'. They always told me about their lives and they were terrible people
Then one day she asked me if she could become an administrator (kind of like what all the admins are to thehype), I said I would think about it, but probably not. In the end, she got on cam and she had a friend over as well. They started stripping on cam, kissing and everything for about 15 minutes. They were so trashy that a couple of times they had to stop because they heard there dad coming in, haha. After that, she asked "can I become an admin?", I told her "no" Little did they know that I took screenshots and recorded a little bit of it.
After a while they started cheating again and were trying to destroy the league, and one day the brother started abusing me on msn, so I sent him a file of his sister on msn and posted the pictures and a bit of the video.
The most scary thing is, they didn't even have shame and they barely even cared even though everyone was laughing at them

Best. Weather. Forecast. Ever.

Im scratching my head here! Is the end result always wear a condom???

Also, there should not be any option but to go down on her. NO MUFF TOO TUFF!!!!

Classic: Ass Pennies