Just uploaded the video of my encounter with a blue whale that I saw on my fishing trip just this weekend. It was pretty amazing, I was literally about 2 meters away from it.
Scientists went out that day and in the past purely to see them and come back seeing nothing, we go out for fishing and saw it. I was in awe when I saw it.

Eugene, I was pretty scared of the ocean. I have always been pretty scared of the ocean. I can swim so that isn't the problem, but it has always scared me because unlike a pool, you don't have anything to hold on to. The water is very unpredictable, I am scared of sharks or things below me that I have no idea what's beneath. I think drowning in the ocean would be one of the worst ways to die. But for some reason, I love the ocean and I find it beautiful, I just show it a huge amount of respect and rarely swim in there and just try to appreciate it from a far or on a boat, lol.

My favorite Mixed Martial Art...

LMAO...what took the cake was after giving him the chair he slapped his ass again.

We Are Doing it Wrong, or ARE we????

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Submitted by FALLEN (View user info) at 2010-03-11 14:54:10 EST

My fellow Americans, after extensive research I have come to the conclusion that we have a problem. We as a nation are faced with the most diabolical plot against our way of life ever.

America kicks ass.
I know it, you know it, and the world knows it, that’s why so many of them hate us. Throughout history, America had the biggest impact on the world, from inventing the airplane, the telephone and the car or building the pyramids, that wall in China, or digging the Chunnel, America fucking gets it done.

Knowing they cant step up to the awesomeness that is the USA, this cowardly enemy attacks our spirit and fills us with doubt. How? You may ask, let me tell you how friends.
By making us believe we can’t do anything without help from someone from England.
Let’s look at the evidence.

American Idol and Dancing with the Stars.
Wildly popular shows here but what judges do you NOT want a bad review from? The English ones, that’s who. A bad word from Simon and you may as well start packing because you will be back in double-wide eatin’ possum pie before the week is up.

Kitchen Nightmares
“No you fucking cunt, you can’t serve people microwave quail!”
So, thought you were running a bistro were you? Not after Chef Gordon shoved his Yorkshire Pudding up your arse and called you an idiot. Ramsay makes people cry, CRY!

Supernanny and Nanny 911
Why you would want to show the world that you have zero parenting skills is beyond me, but not to worry a British nanny will teach you fat, stupid Yanks how to do it right.

It’s me Or the Dog
You can’t control your own animals either. Since a lot of men own dogs and will not want to think they cant control their dogs, this has the added hook of watching Victoria Stilwell crawl around on all fours, even if that fringe of hers looks like it could deflect tank shells.

Tabitha’s Salon Takeover
Yes she’s an Aussie but she studied in London either way it’s another business you can’t be successful at.

So by now you’re thinking “WTF England I thought we were cool and shit?!?”
Let’s not be so fast.
It’s no secret I have much love for England, and yes I know they still have angst over that whole getting their asses kicked in the Revolutionary war and the fact we get BBC programming for free, but I know its not the Brits. Aside from the extra “U’s” and different names for common things simply to be different than us, the language is pretty much the same.
No my friends, they are simply pawns in this.

So who can benefit and get credibility in the worlds eyes from taking America down a notch with the added bonus of having England get the blame? Who speaks a language that is compatible with both the US and GB? Who has connections in the BBC and American cable networks?
That’s right…..
The fucking Canadians

Long tired of being America’s hat, Canada, all pumped up from their dollar being worth almost the same as ours and that sham gold medal win for ice hockey (a game I’m positive was invented by an American), made their move.
I would like to take all the credit for getting wise to the canuks plans, but it was them that shot themselves in the foot. All those years of lying to us that the whole world was Metric, that we were the only hold outs, do you know how much crap I had to memorize in grade school because of that northern propaganda? Well the whole world is NOT metric, so I started digging and found your plan to destroy America.
You maple glazed bastards would have gotten away with it too, but not on my watch, Jacques, not on my watch.

This is pretty hot...

The violin goes surprisingly well with this genre of music, or any genre really.

But this video looks incredibly fake.

Oh man. At about 1:30 pm today at work while my friend was away from his laptop. I opened up his facebook and changed his status to.

Daniel -------- loves working with men all day..........ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah

It's now 9:20pm, and I log on, and his status hasn't changed, he hasn't checked it in all that time, lol. Though there are only 2 comments, I thought in that time, there could have been more. Unless he is a loser out of work, and nobody cares much for him.
I know it's childish and everyone does that, but I still have a laugh because I never really do it often. I will see if he says anything tomorrow, lol.

Edit update: The comments weren't from friends. It was from his sister and mum.

"HOMO "
"Queer Son"

lol.

My one friend also got hold of his works mobile (he's a self employed plumber) and sent a text to all of his contacts on there that read something like; 'Just got back from the clinic and it's syphilis (sp?)'.

He was PROPER pissed off, haha.

If that happened to me I would be more than proper pissed off. I would take my time & plan my revenge carefully.

If that happened to me I would be more than proper pissed off. I would take my time & plan my revenge carefully.

Why? Is it because she's asian? lol

LMAO...I would go to that Thanksgiving dinner every year!

Thanks for that Spyder, some guy at work sent that around as an email at work, except I never saw the letter and only the parking ticket and was there looking for like a minute thinking what the problem was. Now I saw the letter, lol.
I fucking hate parking inspectors. Where I was studying as a student, there was a hospital and a uni close by, everywhere was 2 hour parking limits which made it hard for students to leave class every 2 hours to move their car and patients and nurses to leave a patient or something to go move their car. They used to clean up.
I remember I got to my car about 2 minutes after my ticket expired, and already had a ticket. They are fucked.
The reason I hate them is that they have quota's that they must meet. What the fuck is that? How about just doing their job and not having quota's.