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Snoop
Worst parking job ever

King Eugene
Basketball Star is an Imposter
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ODESSA, Texas -- A West Texas student who led his high school basketball team to the state playoffs last season was actually a 22-year-old man, police said Tuesday.

Police say the basketball star was really Guerdwich Montimere, a naturalized U.S. citizen from Haiti who school officials say was recognized last month by Florida coaches as having been a star high school player in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., a few years ago.

Ector County school district officials said the man posed as 16-year-old Jerry Joseph and enrolled at Permian High School in Odessa for the 2009-2010 academic year. He also presented himself as homeless to the school's basketball coach, Danny Wright, who took the boy in last summer, the coach said.

Montimere was arrested at Permian High on Tuesday and booked into Ector County jail on a charge of presenting false identification to a police officer.

Officials said Jerry Joseph originally enrolled at the local junior high as a 15-year-old in February 2009, then moved on to high school.

Permian High officials say suspicions about the player's identity first arose when three Florida basketball coaches familiar with Montimere recognized him last month at an amateur tournament in Little Rock, Ark. The Odessa American reported that the coaches recognized him as Montimere, who graduated from Dillard High School in Fort Lauderdale in 2007.

School district officials said they grew more suspicious after contacting U.S. immigration officials.

Police said they arrested Montimere after confronting him about his identity.

"I feel like I was hit by a ton of bricks," district athletic director Leon Fuller said. "In my 50 years in education, I've never heard of anything like this."

Wright told The American that the player was like a family member.

"This affected a lot of people. The whole school of Permian embraced that kid. He deceived us and played on everyone's emotions," Wright said.

Montimere was being held on $500 bond Tuesday night, according to jail records. Jail officials said no attorney was listed for Montimere.

If convicted of the misdemeanor, Montimere could face up to six months in jail and a fine of up to $2,500.

The revelation means Permian likely will have to forfeit the 2009 basketball season in which the 6-foot-5 player known as Jerry Joseph led the team to District 2-5A state playoffs and earned newcomer of the year accolades.

"I feel sick, but now that we've gotten the truth we can move on from here," said Permian principal Roy Garcia.

Permian High School's football program and the community support for it inspired the book "Friday Night Lights."
D-MARV
LMFAO at the last two posts...

This thread has some legendary material.
D-MARV
LMFAO...

Fitz, can you PLEASE Gif :49 through 1:05 for me when you get a chance... LMAO
lloyd mayflower


Just got back from Berlin earlier this week on a stag weekend. This video isnt our group, but we were on this thing and it was literally one the best couple of hours of my life. Absolutely top notch. We had our kilts on whilst we were on it as well so most of Berlin has probably seen my bare arse!

Seriously, I would recommend this to anyone!
Fitz
By the way. You're welcome.
King Eugene
By Far the funniest Boondocks scene ever!

lloyd mayflower
Didnt think this was threadworthy so thought id dump it in here. What I find particularly amusing is Mark Vesters description of this incident, clearly written as a boxing fan! Also, what the fuck was Kell doing trying to get into the ladies?

For those of you who dont know, Kell Brook is the British WW champ and is regarded as one of the better prospects over here just now.

By Mark Vester (Boxingscene)

The Yorkshire Star reports that unbeaten welterweight contender Kell Brook (21-0, 14KOs) has been convicted of common assault after punching out a nightclub manager for not allowing him to enter the "ladies' toilets."

The 24-year-old boxer punched manager Ryan Casey in the ribs and then went upstairs with a hard shot to the jaw. The Magistrates found Brook guilty of common assault by beating. The sentencing was adjourned for reports. Brook had been out with friends at the Che nightclub in Barnsley celebrating his birthday.

D-MARV
QUOTE (King Eugene @ Jun 15 2010, 08:41 AM) *
By Far the funniest Boondocks scene ever!


OH SHIT!... LMAO. Little man went HARD
ROLL DEEP
QUOTE (lloyd mayflower @ Jun 30 2010, 12:10 PM) *
The 24-year-old boxer punched manager Ryan Casey in the ribs and then went upstairs with a hard shot to the jaw.



Written like a true boxing fan, haha.
Fitz
QUOTE (ROLL DEEP @ Jul 1 2010, 07:40 AM) *
Written like a true boxing fan, haha.


Hahaha. That was nice.
STEVENSKI
He should be in jail for assault with a deadly weapon. No iffs or butts about it.
ROLL DEEP
QUOTE (STEVENSKI @ Jun 30 2010, 07:03 PM) *
He should be in jail for assault with a deadly weapon. No iffs or butts about it.



If it was up to Johnny he would be.
King Eugene
This shit is fucking hilarious. I swear it is!

Spyder
Red Lobster is the SHIT son!

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Fitz
http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says...de-her-pregnant

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An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.

Read more: http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says...t#ixzz0sr9CdDtt


This woman is a slut, the husband is an idiot. She knows she got black balled while her husband was away at war, and the idiot should know better. I just can't understand how anybody could think this is a good lie, and what's more unbelievable is that someone actually believed it. That moron is probably just a cuckold in the closet.
STEVENSKI
QUOTE (Fitz @ Jul 6 2010, 01:13 AM) *
http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says...de-her-pregnant



This woman is a slut, the husband is an idiot. She knows she got black balled while her husband was away at war, and the idiot should know better. I just can't understand how anybody could think this is a good lie, and what's more unbelievable is that someone actually believed it. That moron is probably just a cuckold in the closet.


And yet they give morons like the husband a gun & the power over peoples lives.
King Eugene
Something I came across...

Johnny might rub out a few to this. laugh.gif

rusty_trombone
QUOTE (Fitz @ Jul 5 2010, 08:13 PM) *
http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says...de-her-pregnant



This woman is a slut, the husband is an idiot. She knows she got black balled while her husband was away at war, and the idiot should know better. I just can't understand how anybody could think this is a good lie, and what's more unbelievable is that someone actually believed it. That moron is probably just a cuckold in the closet.

This is probably what it sounded like when Mary told Joseph she was still a virgin and impregnated by a space god.
Spyder
Fitz
JonnyBlaze
QUOTE (King Eugene @ Jul 14 2010, 02:23 AM) *
Something I came across...

Johnny might rub out a few to this. laugh.gif


Already have man.. laugh.gif

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lloyd mayflower
QUOTE (Fitz @ Jul 26 2010, 10:47 AM) *


That reminds me of Ollie Williams in Family Guy!
Fitz
QUOTE (JonnyBlaze @ Jul 26 2010, 08:31 PM) *
Already have man.. laugh.gif

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Haha.
Spyder
King Eugene
QUOTE (Spyder @ Aug 9 2010, 06:34 PM) *

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Fitz
QUOTE (Spyder @ Aug 10 2010, 08:34 AM) *



The CEO
LOL...y'all bringin' this thread back with some good ones...

I got a few...


You've probably heard about the Intervention show with the former boxer, Rocky Lockridge...this is so sad...but oh so funny.









Scott Hall.




Spyder
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Let's keep this moving with...County Law!!!


Method


rusty_trombone
Dinosaurs in the congo, and hugging bin laden. West Virginia folks, i need to spend some time here.

King Eugene
The T-Pain and Obama joint was funny as hell. Me and the lady was in tears watching that.
King Eugene
H.A.M. = Hot Ass Mess




Spyder
Is that a woman, or a man with tits?
King Eugene
QUOTE (Spyder @ Aug 18 2010, 02:14 PM) *
Is that a woman, or a man with tits?

Sheman
Lil-lightsout
Wow...just Wow!(not in a good way)
Fitz
King Eugene
Random: I always find it funny when someone is extremely strong their strength is referred to as "Retard Strength"
Fitz
QUOTE (King Eugene @ Sep 10 2010, 06:50 PM) *
Random: I always find it funny when someone is extremely strong their strength is referred to as "Retard Strength"


I find it funny as well. Retards are one of the strongest guys ever, me and my mate always used to say that they had these like special powers. Unbelievably strong and the scary part is, they do as they please and funnily enough, they probably don't know their strength..........because, you know......
King Eugene
QUOTE (Fitz @ Sep 10 2010, 05:06 AM) *
I find it funny as well. Retards are one of the strongest guys ever, me and my mate always used to say that they had these like special powers. Unbelievably strong and the scary part is, they do as they please and funnily enough, they probably don't know their strength..........because, you know......

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Just remain clear when they go on a rampage.
Fitz
This video is awesome, and they are Chilean. Watch this video.

King Eugene
HaHa...that lil dog was getting it. I wonder how long did it take him to train that dog to do that.
Snoop
QUOTE (Fitz @ Sep 10 2010, 10:06 AM) *
I find it funny as well. Retards are one of the strongest guys ever, me and my mate always used to say that they had these like special powers. Unbelievably strong and the scary part is, they do as they please and funnily enough, they probably don't know their strength..........because, you know......

This reminds me of a Daniel Tosh Joke:

"Retards have the strength of ten men which is the equivalent of a chimpanzee, that's why if you see a retarded chimpanzee you just run because the are borderline superheros, and Hollywood on their moral high horse won't make a movie about a retarded chimp...unless you include a Vin Diesel movie, and you Vin Diesel fans shouldn't be here watching my special. You should be at home coloring hoping the next one makes it on the refrigerator, but it wont because elephants aren't orange you idiots."

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Spyder
Snoop
Spyder
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Inception still rocked!
Snoop
QUOTE (Spyder @ Sep 17 2010, 06:59 PM) *
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Inception still rocked!

Hey I still loved the movie too, but I laughed my ass off when I came across that.
ROLL DEEP
Ha, I swear a tooth came out at the end.
Spyder
I like how pissed she was at the end...it's like she actually thought that she could fight a man.
Snoop
So this guy beats up a chick wearing no headgear. Wow. What a man. rolleyes_anim.gif
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