The main thing that pisses me off is that they NEVER say what they mean.


Instead, they let you say or do something that they were against from the start.....and then blame you for it, lol.



Man: Do you fancy cinema tonight?
Woman: Yeah. We could do.
Man: Ok, anything you want to see?
Woman: Not really....anything. I don't mind.
Man: We don't have to go....it was just a suggestion. We could do anything you want.
Woman: No, cinema would be nice.
Man: Ok, how about that new action movie?
Woman: Yeah, that sounds good.

Then, next time theres an argument, she's like 'And another thing....why did you take me to see that film? I hate those films and all I wanted to do was stop in and watch TV....YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!'

*She then runs of sobbing into bedroom*

You got off light pal...

At least she left you alone!

I dislike women that think they are somehow OWED a "good, nice" guy for marriage after they have burned through 157 cocks to find you!

I see it all the time....some 30 year old slut complaining about how she deserves a nice guy and all....never once thinking while taking part in gang bangs and shit...."you know...this type of activity MIGHT turn "nice" guys off".

THEN....when you shoot them down because you know how much dick they ran through...it's YOU that is way too picky....or arrogant...or conceited.

Seriously....I know one girl that has been trying to lay a fuck on me for awhile now...and has even talked about getting together and having a kid for me and shit....BUT....I can think of about 10 of my close buddies that have fucked her....that is a MAJOR turnoff.....for sure considering I know some of the others chicks that those dudes have been with.....

I've had enough self respect over the years to keep my numbers at a resonable level....if some chick can't do the same....I don't want her.

There is no way I could look my little kid in the eye on Mother's Day...when he says..."Don't I have such a wonderful Mommy"....and I have to grin and shake my head and say "YES"....while in my head I see her taking part in a piss orgy with one of the local town crack heads!

AH women. They purposely do things that annoy you.

1) Bringing up shit that happened years ago that wasnt even that big of a deal to start with. "Remeber that porno I found in your dresser drawer 5 years ago? What were you thinking? That hurt my feelings!"

2) Wanting you to sit around and watch their shitty TV shows. "Lets go watch Gray's Anatomy" "Nah I think ill go play on the computer".."You dont want to spend time with me (pout whine winge)"

3) When they want you to sleep (in the literal sense) with them when you are absolutely not tired. "Cant you just come to bed and hold me?" "Sure, Ill get up when you go to sleep" "What? But I want to spend time with you!" "But you are asleep....hows is that spending time?" "Fine go do your stupid (insert activity here)" Pout cry whine.

4) When they know you have something planned ( such as watching a game or hanging out with a buddy, whatever) and they try to stretch whatever activity you are doing out to interfere with you plans. Then when you tell them that you are going to do the other activity (which she already knew about), she gets all pissed and complains that you dont wont to spend time with her (like the last 8 hours)

5) When they fail to recognize the things that you do and point of the things that you dont. "You left your dirts dishes in the sink and I had to clean them. Then you didnt fold the laundry. Why dont you ever help me. All I want is help." (No mention of the fact that you are the one who did the laundry, brought her home flowers, cooked dinner, and took out the trash before she even got home despite the fact that you worked as well.)

Thats the end of my rant for now. Im sure I will be able to think of more later.

First of all Roll, you are going about this all wrong.. Its your fault that she didnt give you a straight answer... Why you ask? Because you asked her in the first place.. Dont bother, if you want to go to the movies and see Rambo this is how you do it

Man: Hey Im going to the movies tonight to see Rambo, Im leaving in 15 minutes if you want to come
Woman BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

If she wants to go with you, she'll meet you on the way to the car if not... Who gives a fuck youre going to go see Rambo

AH YES! The woman's insecurity issues with PORNO! I HATE THAT SHIT! I cannot tell you how many discussions I have had on this very topic. I try to explain to women a couple of concepts.... Porno is NOT their enemy, if anything it is their friend. At our sexual hearts, men are visual....it's the reason we can't take our eyes away from a chicks tits at the next table....it has nothing to do with you not being happy with your own chick....it has nothing to do with wanting the other chick...it has to do with seeing something at your nature you cannot look away from. KNOWING this is a fact....porn is a woman's best friend.

Paper whores (if magazine form) or DVDs have NEVER stolen a woman's man! We look at those things to keep our normal sex life normal. There is NO WAY our women would allow us to do the things to them that we do to the porn whores in our minds. so in that sense...those women are taking a hit for the girlfriend or wife!

Actually...they OWE them thanks IMHO!

There are some good things to say about porn...it NEVER talks back...never gets mad at you for checking out that other chick...and could give a fuck less what you do when it's not around!

What kind of chicks do you guys fuck... the current girl I am fucking LOVES porn (probably more than i do) is kinky as shit in bed (likes me to choke her) doesnt mind that I dont hang out with her all the time, since she's got college homework to do.. And she pretty much lets me pick anything that we do together... Of course shes 19 and Im 28, so no chance of marriage there... But I may knock her up soon

LOL....I'm only like that with a GWAR concert! My last GF....I called her and told her "Gwar is coming on the such and such of next month".....she said "Well am I going"...I said...."I have no idea where you will be...but I know where I will be that night". She went!

See my first reponse....this chick will be 30 and wondering why I won't get with her!

When I know the long line of cock she will have gone through since 18....INCLUDING DJ Necro's....which in turn somehow would link me to Bam Bam's cock!

But it worked didnt it, you didnt have to hear shit about not taking her... And she cant throw it back in your face that you forced her to go...

LOL.

On another note, I can't even begin to get into this thread. BG hit it perfectly on the head when they described the "realistic view of sharing a couch with your lady"...



IMO, Everything else plays out exactly the same way.

If I had to come up with a metaphor, I'd say I am the alpha male type, and in casual pondering, have figured out that I think I most identify with a male lion. Male lions roll out with other male lions and hang out and chill with the boys for most of the year, and then they come home to bone for a bit, fuck up some hyenas and what not, get real bored with the scene, and then leave town again.

You could cut off all my fingers and toes. I could still count how many women I keep as friends (outside of the one I co-habitate with) -- ZERO.

I'm 26 now so I must say that I've learned alot. I'm more understanding of certain things now but even still, there are certain things that piss me off. I don't think its fair to generalize all the time because there are some good women out there. There are just certain TYPES that I cannot stand.


For example, the spoiled little princess type of women, whom are accustomed to getting everything they want dating since child hood of course. I can't stand their whole "Everything has to be my way" attitude.


There are many others but if I write about it, this will turn into a book. I'm sure the rest of guys understand where I'm coming from, though.

You just have to learn how to play to every woman... The girls that have gotten everything in life... DONT GIVE THEM SHIT, theyll love you for it, because you are different and mysterious

The girls that have always been shit on by guys DONT GIVE THEM SHIT.. because if you treat them nice, they think you dont love them as much as the jealous guy who hit her everytime a dude walked within 10 miles of her

Don't hate'm, love'm.

I always use my myspace blog as a place for satire laced social commentary. Now...I've always kept my myspace separate from other boards I visit....BUT rarely do I get a chance to post something on this site from that one....

So here is a blog I wrote last year that goes very well with the topic at hand.



It’s 12 noon. Do you know where your testicles are?



Well, this blog has been spurred on due to several recent conversations with friends, both male and female. There is no doubt some of the examples I use will be seen by those that made the statements...and...what can I say....just take comfort in the fact that I will not reveal your names.

It seems to me that there is a horrble trend starting in American relationships today, the trend that says it is normal for a woman to keep her husband/BFs testicles in her purse. What's more disturbing and insulting is the number of "men" who do not fight this great injustice.

First of all, let's get one thing straight...right away....men and women enjoy different things, this is a fact. A relationship can only survive if those things are allowed...within reason.

Now ladies, I understand that you enjoy going to see your best friend's best friend get married...and I'm sure it makes for a fun filled Saturday for you. But here is a FACT....it's a misrable waste of a day for your man. Most men would rather be setting at home mowing the yard or just setting around in their underwear eating cereal instead of getting dressed like a goon to go look at people that....deep inside...he does not care one ounce about.

It's even more filthy on your part if you force the schumck to buy an expenssive gift for said couple....for sure if you yourself...don't work!

What the ladies seem to not understand is that it's the little things that add up.

The idea of the "mid-life" crisis is a farce.....it's actually a result of keeping your husband's testicles in a vice grip for 25-30 years. One day, old boy wakes up to the realization that he has just been bitch slapped for the past 30 years and it's time to make up for all he missed!

The good news is....all of this can be avoided. Allow men to have their simple pleasures....now I'm not saying to allow for him to snort coke off of a hookers back.....but just the small things.

My research has shown the following:

*You can add approx. 5 more years to a relationship by NOT forcing your man to do totally lame things that you KNOW he does not enjoy. Go shopping with your mom and sisters....let him hang out at home....doing nothing....is it really going to kill you?

* You can add approx 15 years to a relationship if you allow him to go to a buddies house and drink a beer while playing playstation. As long as he leaves the electronic leash (AKA cell phone) on at all times....would this really be that hard?

* And this is the most important one. allow your man to have PORN! I'm not saying to allow for so much of it that it's laid out on the kitchen table and the dog brings empty boxes to a visitor's feet....but allow for him to have a stash. For most men, porn is something they are exposed to from say...Jr. High on, it's a very important aspect of their life and totally not threatning to YOU....REMEMBER!.....no man ever left his wife or girlfriend for a magazine or a dvd! You know how you often have TONS of makeup, some of which you rarely use...but don't toss out because maybe one day you might use it.....that's kind of what a porn stash is for a guy. It's comfortable...like when a kitten kneeds it's claws in your lap.

If you allow for these few simple things....you will watch your at the moment FORCED happiness blossom into a legit happiness!

And men....if you KNOW that your testicles have been locked away in a purse...or perhaps set on a window seal in a jar. GET THEM BACK! They are yours...act like it!

If you find you need help with this watch Tyler Durdin's speech in Fight Club about 10x in a row....have a buddy slap you in the face..or punch you....(it's really a matter of how far the testes have receeded). Then slam a shot of Jack and look in the mirror for 10 full minutes all the while contemplating how you once functioned when testosterone was actually present in your system.

Follow these simple rules and you too will be well on your way to happiness!

Which speech was that? I have seen the movie multiple times, but not sure I make the connection with the particular speech that ties in to the above.

LOL, don't ever put a movie quote up unless you're f-ckin' 100% sure with Meth around.

Dude, you are like the human manifestation of the IMDB.




Black

The speech about being a real man....we have been trained to work jobs we hate to buy shit we don't need. We have no great wars to define us. We have been raised by women....etc.

For sure not specific to having your balls in a woman's purse....BUT... for sure relevent if you want a patriotic Patton-esque speech before you put that bitch in her place and take back what belongs to you! lol

Oh no doubt some great shit in that movie. I was just curious as to specifically what you were referring to.

"It's only after you let go of everything that you are free to do anything" - Tyler Durden.

I love it.

"When passing by another passenger in your row on an airplane, do you give the cock or the ass?"

"How much do you know about yourself if you have never been in a fight?"

Ton of good lines/speeches in there.

Lot of people didn't like that movie. I was not one of those people.

"A question of etiquette as I pass do I give you the crotch or the ass".......lol

Notice he gives Norton the ass...but about 2 seconds later when in the same situation in the isle with the stewardess he gives her the crotch! lol

I've seen that movie and picked up on shit WAY TOO MUCH! lol