QUOTE(George Stephanopoulos)
Hello, everyone. I know you've been anxiously awaiting the verdict concerning Harry Angus' allegations towards SKULLSPLITTER - The CEO and Insanity International...well....I have all the pertinent information right here in my hand....and let me tell you....this is going to be a BOMBSHELL.
(puts his glasses low on his nose)
First of all...it says here...that according to The WeBL Commission's ledgers....Carlos Maussa had, in fact, obtained a license going into his last fight with Zab Judah...SKULLSPLITTER, much to his surprise, could not find or provide his copy of said document...being that The CEO WAS able to provide all other forms or documents requested, this red flag immediately lifted the eyebrows of the commission...this occurrence insinuated that foul play had/was taking place...
Upon sensing the presence of corruption and the danger that could possibly ensue, the commission immediately required SKULLSPLITTER and all II fighters to be quarantined under armed guard until the DNA results came in....
which leads me to the Steroid allegations....yes....it's true....one fighter, did indeed, show a strong Positive result through both Blood and DNA Testing...the fighter's name....Doo Doo "Shut 'Em DOWN" Brown.
Mister Brown was suspended indefinitely and taken to the local authorities for questioning.....after two days of intense interrogation, Mister Brown cracked and told his story from the very beginning....what he confessed, and I'm about to tell you may shock you...
It says here....that dating back to January 1st of this year....Mister Brown had been having relations with an esteemed fighter from Krumbsnatcher Gym....yes...I am talking intimate, physical relations. According to Mister Brown...he met this man on New Year's Eve and jumped headfirst into a serious homosexual relationship with him...
Mister Brown said....and forgive my language....but this is an actual quote...."I LOVE HIM!....I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HIM!....I AM WEXLEY "POWER" GAWN'S BITCH, MAN!......THERE!...I SAID IT!!"...
and you will see that he really meant what he was saying....that he would do ANYTHING for his life partner.
Wexley Gawn's plan, and we suspect it was Angus' as well...but I must say Angus hasn't been identified, was to use Doo Doo Brown as a mole to bring Insanity International down....another Brown quote...."Why you think my name's 'Shut 'Em DOWN', man?...Wexley GAVE me that name...he wanted me to SHUT II DOWN!!'"....
The detailed orders given to Brown?...to do ANYTHING it took to besmirch the good name of Insanity International....from stealing and tampering with documents....to injecting Steroids, disguised as a Vitamin B12 shot, to II's strongest fighters.....
but unfortunately for Wexley Gawn, Doo Doo Brown didn't finish the job. He started losing fights and became desperate to win....ultimately using the Steroids given to him on himself...he quickly became addicted and here we are now...
and that's it, ladies and gentlemen...Mister Brown is in custody awaiting trial. The CEO has decided NOT to continue with an investigation of Harold Angus. Wexley Gawn is deep in a coma....so as of right now....this case is CLOSED.
Thank you. Thank you all. Be good...
(puts his glasses low on his nose)
First of all...it says here...that according to The WeBL Commission's ledgers....Carlos Maussa had, in fact, obtained a license going into his last fight with Zab Judah...SKULLSPLITTER, much to his surprise, could not find or provide his copy of said document...being that The CEO WAS able to provide all other forms or documents requested, this red flag immediately lifted the eyebrows of the commission...this occurrence insinuated that foul play had/was taking place...
Upon sensing the presence of corruption and the danger that could possibly ensue, the commission immediately required SKULLSPLITTER and all II fighters to be quarantined under armed guard until the DNA results came in....
which leads me to the Steroid allegations....yes....it's true....one fighter, did indeed, show a strong Positive result through both Blood and DNA Testing...the fighter's name....Doo Doo "Shut 'Em DOWN" Brown.
Mister Brown was suspended indefinitely and taken to the local authorities for questioning.....after two days of intense interrogation, Mister Brown cracked and told his story from the very beginning....what he confessed, and I'm about to tell you may shock you...
It says here....that dating back to January 1st of this year....Mister Brown had been having relations with an esteemed fighter from Krumbsnatcher Gym....yes...I am talking intimate, physical relations. According to Mister Brown...he met this man on New Year's Eve and jumped headfirst into a serious homosexual relationship with him...
Mister Brown said....and forgive my language....but this is an actual quote...."I LOVE HIM!....I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HIM!....I AM WEXLEY "POWER" GAWN'S BITCH, MAN!......THERE!...I SAID IT!!"...
and you will see that he really meant what he was saying....that he would do ANYTHING for his life partner.
Wexley Gawn's plan, and we suspect it was Angus' as well...but I must say Angus hasn't been identified, was to use Doo Doo Brown as a mole to bring Insanity International down....another Brown quote...."Why you think my name's 'Shut 'Em DOWN', man?...Wexley GAVE me that name...he wanted me to SHUT II DOWN!!'"....
The detailed orders given to Brown?...to do ANYTHING it took to besmirch the good name of Insanity International....from stealing and tampering with documents....to injecting Steroids, disguised as a Vitamin B12 shot, to II's strongest fighters.....
but unfortunately for Wexley Gawn, Doo Doo Brown didn't finish the job. He started losing fights and became desperate to win....ultimately using the Steroids given to him on himself...he quickly became addicted and here we are now...
and that's it, ladies and gentlemen...Mister Brown is in custody awaiting trial. The CEO has decided NOT to continue with an investigation of Harold Angus. Wexley Gawn is deep in a coma....so as of right now....this case is CLOSED.
Thank you. Thank you all. Be good...