sit back in China eat your dogs and cats and shut the fuck up!

I'm just wondering what you would think if someone was to tell you to sit back in your ghetto and eat your fried chicken and watermelon.

if your so concerned about who I am check out my website..or clean the cat hair outta your teeth and bring your lame ass back to america

You got backed into a corner and panicked. You became agitated and angry and then went for semi racial remarks. You are the one saying race doesn't matter, but you are also the one that is making racial based comments.

*crip walks out of thread*

Are koreans the ones with the eyes that aren't too slanty? A bit rounder?

So Koreans are like half-chinese, would that make your girlfriend a quarter chinese?

RT....Koreans got extra large heads and faces...that's the difference....I remember going to pick one up on a blind date, and I could see her fucking huge ass face from the expressway...needless to say, I took the next exit and went out solo....

I guess it would be no holds barred. I guess that would favor streetlion though, since he is raw and from the mean streets of Minnesota.

Never said it was a smart thing to do if your white suburbinite who couldn't fight his way out of a wet paperbag with scissors in his hands.

The Conscience momma' so poor she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

The Conscience momma' so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

The Conscience momma' so poor, I went over to her house and stepped on a lit cigarette in the living room and she yelled "WHO TURNED OFF THE HEAT!?!?!?!"

The Conscience momma' so poor he used to eat cereal with a fork to save milk!

You could't find a clue, if you were standing naked in a clue field doing the clue dance in the middle of clue mating season wearing a "I need a clue" hat.

But, no matter if you're from the 'hood or not, saying you are makes you sound like a nerdy 14 yr old who poses in front of his mirror saying 'G-g-g-g...G-UNIT!'.....right before his mom shouts 'William! Dinners ready!'

Koreans got extra large heads and faces...that's the difference....I remember going to pick one up on a blind date, and I could see her fucking huge ass face from the expressway...needless to say, I took the next exit and went out solo....

But, no matter if you're from the 'hood or not, saying you are makes you sound like a nerdy 14 yr old who poses in front of his mirror saying 'G-g-g-g...G-UNIT!'.....right before his mom shouts 'William! Dinners ready!'

LOL @ old "Reg_Dumb" (who coined that?)....he took soooo many beatings....it seemed like almost every member of the board was ganging on him sometimes....and yet he STILL kept comin' back for more....what an e-chin on that guy.
To be honest....there's really been too much funny shit for me to remember...and like Spyder said....some of it was deleted....there's ALOT of comedians around here....

Like Johnny Ringo said before he and Doc Holliday had there gun battle in Tombstone "Aw I was just joshin about" - Reg_Dumb

Damn somewhere on the dangerous streets of Minnesota streetlion is crying. Right before he ducks aside from an attempted drive by by some dude on a snow mobile

you are funny brother lefty just rememer fighting on the net is like running the special olympics , even if you win you are still retarded

Well if that ain't the pot calling the kettle black I dunno what is Avon.

I think I called you a borderjumpin, tamale eating, dishwashin, flower plantin, lawn mowin, landscapin, job stealin, INS evadin, low ridin, la eme actin, jail baitin, drug smugglin, 48 people to one PPV Mexican bitch.

Wow. Who did Avon direct that one to? lol.

If it was dj, then I'm sure it was banter.

You provided for your family... by slinging pies at Papa Johns. Could you find a LESS WELL-PAYING job??? No, fucktard

I actually produced a ripper a few weeks ago. It was one of the spam bots that posted porn, and I recognised a scene from it as it was 3 russian teens fucking some guy. I posted the link and biggeorge was like

"that chick looks like she is 13".

I was like "that's alright, I'm not superstitious"

Then Jack 1000 deleted that thread with a good one liner, even if I do say so myself.

I remember killing myself reading that. Props to you, Fitz

Wow. Who did Avon direct that one to? lol.

If it was dj, then I'm sure it was banter.

Oh hell no a real man does not water back. A real man wakes up not knowing where he is, what he has done but has a mouth that tastes like a Arabs arsehole with last nights alcohol oozing out of every pore & droppin farts that make Auschwitz's gas chambers seem mild. Water backs pfft.

There were alot of great quotes from back when the General Discussion board was jumping. damn I miss those days when you could come here and everytime you made a post you'd have at least 3 threads with new posts in them... Now a days it seems like you make a post in here you gotta wait two days for a reply... Remember back when Bam was banned at least once a day

Denise is smoking. Give me my dues. I been in the business a while. Now seems liek I don't get my dues with my woman also a long with my boxing.

She be smokin alright. Smokin all your rocks that is. You did mean give me my rocks not props right?

Avon Lady is a high-heel wearing pole smoker! I'm so glad he tucked tail like a little bitch and ran away.

I know it was due in part to him hating my guts! BUT.....all that aside....I did so enjoy a hate filled back and forth rant session with him. Any time I talked about Fanatical Muslims in a negative way......ACLUvon was there to try to correct me to see the only correct way...his way.

Hay Avon.....if you see this.....

Can anyone find any Decagon put downs? Man, those were funny as hell.
And you may as well just put Fitz entire post collection on here. What is it with Aussies? You and Stevenski are the two funniest mo'fuckas on here.
Black

You must have been the brightest one in your class.
Too bad it was special education....

I'm pretty sure he was calling you stupid.

Yeah, but that's like an elephant accusing a hippo of being "fat"...

Man Hopkins took any mans booty in the pen. He would befriend them with chocolates & stuff & then ole snaggle would want a snuggle. Lets make this clear he was always the quarterback not the wide receiver after all he is still a man.

I seem to remember Forrest knocking Shane the fck out in their first fight

You know what I mean in regards to Mosley/Forrest gotdammit...Vern owned his ass in that first fight. I didn't mean he KO'd him and the fight was over gotdammit.

Here's a few basic steps for you:

Step 1: Remove head from ass
Step 2: Clean shit off of your head
Step 3: Put your dick down
Step 4: Open your eyes and look at the tiny Asian dude
Step 5: Look at the guy who is not a tiny Asian guy
Step 6: Stick your head back into your ass

Rusty has been killing me later but this one took the cake.

what the fuck did Mosley just do besides punching the piss out of The Tijuana Gust of Wind? Are you talking about what happened in the Oscar fight? Fuck thats old news, get over it already. Your boy accepted the fight with Mosley, if he was as scared as what you are of a person who did steroids back in 2003 then the fight would have never happened, Margarito would have never been exposed and the boxing community wouldn't have had the chance to chase that fucking slimebag back to his hiding spot under a rock in Tijuana

whatever breed you are I don't care, you have my sympathy, i'll say a prayer for you, you poor cunt!

Sh*t from the sound of things around here you would have tought some folks mama's were gangraped by a group of Mexicans.

By the way im mexican and black you f*cking idiot.

Now I fell out of my chair when I read this one.

3King3,that quote about being black and mexican would fit nicely in your sig. along with Rayfan's quote you have..

Nah I cant do that then folks will start thinking I'm racist towards Mexicans.

I do not know about that, me and my brother sparred countless rounds, and we always wanted to get the best of the other. It got pretty ugly sometimes. I think there would be alot of pride involved, and they both would really go at it. I could see them hesitant at first, but eventually they would have to open up. But maybe you and Slim are right, and it could turn into a terrible sparring session. Most likely will not happen anyways. Theres probably a better chance of Toney getting under 200 pounds, or Roy not show-boating during a fight, or Mosley cursing a fighter out, or Tyson getting his GED, or, Tarver getting off crack, or Mcgirt training a winner, or Jim Gray not being a prick, or understanding one sentence when Floyd Sr. speaks, or AM fighting without plaster, or having a credible boxing organization, or Nay Sayer NOT being so damn arguementative, or Stevenski having a heart, or Hopkins fixing the gap in his teeth, or Cintron winning some fans back, or Yori Boy Campas passing a cat scan, etc.