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King Eugene
Lately I've been going back through old post and just reading some of the conversations that went on in the past. I've encountered some pretty funny quotes and comments made by fellow posters. I just thought I would add a few that I thought was hilarious and I encourage everyone else to do the same. Its pretty hilarious reading some of these comments people make, especially when mad!

QUOTE(streetlion1 @ Feb 25 2008, 10:20 PM) [snapback]380023[/snapback]
sit back in China eat your dogs and cats and shut the fuck up!


QUOTE(Fitz @ Feb 25 2008, 10:53 PM) [snapback]380033[/snapback]
I'm just wondering what you would think if someone was to tell you to sit back in your ghetto and eat your fried chicken and watermelon.


QUOTE(streetlion1 @ Feb 25 2008, 11:11 PM) [snapback]380038[/snapback]
if your so concerned about who I am check out my website..or clean the cat hair outta your teeth and bring your lame ass back to america


King Eugene
QUOTE(Fitz @ Feb 25 2008, 11:16 PM) [snapback]380039[/snapback]
You got backed into a corner and panicked. You became agitated and angry and then went for semi racial remarks. You are the one saying race doesn't matter, but you are also the one that is making racial based comments.

*crip walks out of thread*


QUOTE(rusty_trombone @ Feb 25 2008, 11:27 PM) [snapback]380041[/snapback]
Are koreans the ones with the eyes that aren't too slanty? A bit rounder?


QUOTE(rusty_trombone @ Feb 25 2008, 11:41 PM) [snapback]380045[/snapback]
So Koreans are like half-chinese, would that make your girlfriend a quarter chinese?


QUOTE(The C.E.O. @ Feb 26 2008, 12:08 AM) [snapback]380051[/snapback]
RT....Koreans got extra large heads and faces...that's the difference....I remember going to pick one up on a blind date, and I could see her fucking huge ass face from the expressway...needless to say, I took the next exit and went out solo....


QUOTE(rusty_trombone @ Feb 27 2008, 03:24 PM) [snapback]380293[/snapback]
I guess it would be no holds barred. I guess that would favor streetlion though, since he is raw and from the mean streets of Minnesota.


QUOTE(The Conscience @ Feb 29 2008, 03:35 PM) [snapback]380627[/snapback]
Never said it was a smart thing to do if your white suburbinite who couldn't fight his way out of a wet paperbag with scissors in his hands.


QUOTE(TheWhiteBuffalo @ Feb 29 2008, 04:42 PM) [snapback]380645[/snapback]
The Conscience momma' so poor she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

The Conscience momma' so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

The Conscience momma' so poor, I went over to her house and stepped on a lit cigarette in the living room and she yelled "WHO TURNED OFF THE HEAT!?!?!?!"

The Conscience momma' so poor he used to eat cereal with a fork to save milk!


QUOTE(ElectricTwinkie @ Feb 29 2008, 05:15 PM) [snapback]380659[/snapback]
You could't find a clue, if you were standing naked in a clue field doing the clue dance in the middle of clue mating season wearing a "I need a clue" hat.


QUOTE(ROLL DEEP @ Mar 11 2008, 01:01 PM) [snapback]382045[/snapback]
But, no matter if you're from the 'hood or not, saying you are makes you sound like a nerdy 14 yr old who poses in front of his mirror saying 'G-g-g-g...G-UNIT!'.....right before his mom shouts 'William! Dinners ready!'


And this was just from one thread. LOL Classics and some sigs as well.

Method
QUOTE
Koreans got extra large heads and faces...that's the difference....I remember going to pick one up on a blind date, and I could see her fucking huge ass face from the expressway...needless to say, I took the next exit and went out solo....
LOFL!

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But, no matter if you're from the 'hood or not, saying you are makes you sound like a nerdy 14 yr old who poses in front of his mirror saying 'G-g-g-g...G-UNIT!'.....right before his mom shouts 'William! Dinners ready!'
LOL Again.

Spyder
Great topic!

Some of the funniest quotes have been deleted when the Topics got out of hand. Maybe Hype can go through some of those and pick out the gems.
rusty_trombone
Man, that shit was classic
JonnyBlaze
The Conscience momma' so poor she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

The Conscience momma' so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

The Conscience momma' so poor, I went over to her house and stepped on a lit cigarette in the living room and she yelled "WHO TURNED OFF THE HEAT!?!?!?!"

The Conscience momma' so poor he used to eat cereal with a fork to save milk!

-- ---------These are hilarious..Especially the KFC one and the cereal one..
The CEO
LOL @ old "Reg_Dumb" (who coined that?)....he took soooo many beatings....it seemed like almost every member of the board was ganging on him sometimes....and yet he STILL kept comin' back for more....what an e-chin on that guy.


To be honest....there's really been too much funny shit for me to remember...and like Spyder said....some of it was deleted....there's ALOT of comedians around here....
JonnyBlaze
QUOTE(The C.E.O. @ Oct 3 2008, 08:07 PM) [snapback]406118[/snapback]
LOL @ old "Reg_Dumb" (who coined that?)....he took soooo many beatings....it seemed like almost every member of the board was ganging on him sometimes....and yet he STILL kept comin' back for more....what an e-chin on that guy.
To be honest....there's really been too much funny shit for me to remember...and like Spyder said....some of it was deleted....there's ALOT of comedians around here....

HAHA..Yeah,funny to see Reg and Stevenski go at it..Hell it's funny to see anyone go at it with Steve..Steve is a beast!!
Reg did have a amazing e-chin though from what Ive read..hahaha..Funny shit!!
rusty_trombone
We should get reg back just to give him more shit
STEVENSKI
Some of the old wars from the old board were just gold. I think the best was mayorgaisdangerous. Who could ever forget the "temple is in the middle of the forehead" quote.
Method
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Like Johnny Ringo said before he and Doc Holliday had there gun battle in Tombstone "Aw I was just joshin about" - Reg_Dumb


Actually, he said, "I was just FOOLIN about".

If Johnny Ringo OR Doc Holliday ever used that faggoty tennis jargon, "joshin", I'd a shot em both myself.


Apparently this fucking piker is in law school. Must've been an affirmative action grant.
King Eugene
QUOTE(rusty_trombone @ Oct 6 2008, 10:23 AM) [snapback]406249[/snapback]
Damn somewhere on the dangerous streets of Minnesota streetlion is crying. Right before he ducks aside from an attempted drive by by some dude on a snow mobile


Rusty Stay with some funny stuff
King Eugene
Another one I found from an old thread abotu being disrespectful to Winky Wright in Chat.

QUOTE(caneman @ May 31 2006, 10:53 PM) [snapback]241329[/snapback]
you are funny brother lefty laugh.gif just rememer fighting on the net is like running the special olympics , even if you win you are still retarded laugh.gif


QUOTE(STEVENSKI @ Jun 21 2006, 11:36 PM) [snapback]249681[/snapback]
Well if that ain't the pot calling the kettle black I dunno what is Avon.


QUOTE(Avon_Barksdale @ Jun 22 2006, 01:20 PM) [snapback]249867[/snapback]
I think I called you a borderjumpin, tamale eating, dishwashin, flower plantin, lawn mowin, landscapin, job stealin, INS evadin, low ridin, la eme actin, jail baitin, drug smugglin, 48 people to one PPV Mexican bitch.

LMAO...that shit was super funny!

Fitz
Wow. Who did Avon direct that one to? lol.

If it was dj, then I'm sure it was banter.
King Eugene
QUOTE(Fitz @ Oct 6 2008, 10:46 PM) [snapback]406307[/snapback]
Wow. Who did Avon direct that one to? lol.

If it was dj, then I'm sure it was banter.

Thats exactly who it was too. Man I bout fell out my chair at work laughing when I read that.

But here is another funny one I came across
QUOTE(Warlord @ Aug 7 2008, 11:46 PM) [snapback]399549[/snapback]
You provided for your family... by slinging pies at Papa Johns. Could you find a LESS WELL-PAYING job??? No, fucktard

STEVENSKI
That was Avon being his usual fuckhead self. I did not mind the guy but he was highly strung as evidenced by his many defensive/offensive comments & refusal to ever admit when he was wrong.

One of the better threads I found & it features Barky quite a bit.

Are you a good person
The CEO
I forgot all about that long ass thread.....dude trying to convert The Degenerates....lol....the title reminded me of a thread I started though...


So you THINK you're a REAL man, eh?


It was fun/funny to me...
Fitz
I actually produced a ripper a few weeks ago. It was one of the spam bots that posted porn, and I recognised a scene from it as it was 3 russian teens fucking some guy. I posted the link and biggeorge was like

"that chick looks like she is 13".

I was like "that's alright, I'm not superstitious"

Then Jack 1000 deleted that thread with a good one liner, even if I do say so myself.
ROLL DEEP
QUOTE(Fitz @ Oct 7 2008, 03:28 AM) [snapback]406328[/snapback]
I actually produced a ripper a few weeks ago. It was one of the spam bots that posted porn, and I recognised a scene from it as it was 3 russian teens fucking some guy. I posted the link and biggeorge was like

"that chick looks like she is 13".

I was like "that's alright, I'm not superstitious"

Then Jack 1000 deleted that thread with a good one liner, even if I do say so myself.



I remember killing myself reading that. Props to you, Fitz thumbsup_anim.gif
Fitz
QUOTE(ROLL DEEP @ Oct 8 2008, 02:19 AM) [snapback]406351[/snapback]
I remember killing myself reading that. Props to you, Fitz thumbsup_anim.gif


At least we got a witness here laugh.gif
dj necrogenic
QUOTE(Fitz @ Oct 6 2008, 07:46 PM) [snapback]406307[/snapback]
Wow. Who did Avon direct that one to? lol.

If it was dj, then I'm sure it was banter.

Yeah I think that was Avon just messing around with me... That was funny as hell though
dj necrogenic
There were alot of great quotes from back when the General Discussion board was jumping. damn I miss those days when you could come here and everytime you made a post you'd have at least 3 threads with new posts in them... Now a days it seems like you make a post in here you gotta wait two days for a reply... Remember back when Bam was banned at least once a day laugh.gif
STEVENSKI
I'll have to quote myself as I cracked up when re reading it.

QUOTE(STEVENSKI @ Jul 23 2007, 01:58 AM) [snapback]350598[/snapback]
Oh hell no a real man does not water back. A real man wakes up not knowing where he is, what he has done but has a mouth that tastes like a Arabs arsehole with last nights alcohol oozing out of every pore & droppin farts that make Auschwitz's gas chambers seem mild. Water backs pfft.

Spyder
Steve you should've waited. I was gonna post that one!

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Fitz
QUOTE(dj necrogenic @ Oct 8 2008, 09:17 AM) [snapback]406372[/snapback]
There were alot of great quotes from back when the General Discussion board was jumping. damn I miss those days when you could come here and everytime you made a post you'd have at least 3 threads with new posts in them... Now a days it seems like you make a post in here you gotta wait two days for a reply... Remember back when Bam was banned at least once a day laugh.gif


Exactly. Even in the boxing section it has died. I remember going to bed and waking up and the whole first page and on a good day it even went to the second page of threads with new posts on it. Now I'm lucky if there is 6 active threads.
The board went down when boxingtalk closed down the board.
King Eugene
QUOTE(Antonio Tarver @ Oct 14 2008, 06:27 PM) [snapback]407132[/snapback]
Denise is smoking. Give me my dues. I been in the business a while. Now seems liek I don't get my dues with my woman also a long with my boxing.

QUOTE(STEVENSKI @ Oct 15 2008, 01:40 AM) [snapback]407179[/snapback]
She be smokin alright. Smokin all your rocks that is. You did mean give me my rocks not props right?

Lmao that damn Stevenski!
BigG
I don't know, but I always cracked up when Avon and JerryDrake would get in flame wars. Avon was so hotheaded! And Jerry would just call anyone a moron if he disagreed with them and that would start a flamewar. Good times..JerryDrake was the man!
Spyder
I remember Avon getting upset during the first fantasy boxing draft...I think it was with Hype.

I tried teasing him a little bit to lighten him up, but he wasn't in the joking mood. I think it had something to do with him being a Jew.
BGv2.0
Avon Lady is a high-heel wearing pole smoker! I'm so glad he tucked tail like a little bitch and ran away.

I know it was due in part to him hating my guts! BUT.....all that aside....I did so enjoy a hate filled back and forth rant session with him. Any time I talked about Fanatical Muslims in a negative way......ACLUvon was there to try to correct me to see the only correct way...his way.

Hay Avon.....if you see this..... fuck.gif

dj necrogenic
QUOTE(BGv2.0 @ Oct 17 2008, 12:12 AM) [snapback]407426[/snapback]
Avon Lady is a high-heel wearing pole smoker! I'm so glad he tucked tail like a little bitch and ran away.

I know it was due in part to him hating my guts! BUT.....all that aside....I did so enjoy a hate filled back and forth rant session with him. Any time I talked about Fanatical Muslims in a negative way......ACLUvon was there to try to correct me to see the only correct way...his way.

Hay Avon.....if you see this..... fuck.gif

I still laugh at the fact that you actually convinced me that you were engaged to a crippled black chick clapping.gif
blackbelt2003
Can anyone find any Decagon put downs? Man, those were funny as hell.



And you may as well just put Fitz entire post collection on here. What is it with Aussies? You and Stevenski are the two funniest mo'fuckas on here.




Black
Fitz
Haha, thanks man.
King Eugene
QUOTE(blackbelt2003 @ Oct 31 2008, 11:46 AM) [snapback]408835[/snapback]
Can anyone find any Decagon put downs? Man, those were funny as hell.
And you may as well just put Fitz entire post collection on here. What is it with Aussies? You and Stevenski are the two funniest mo'fuckas on here.
Black

Yea they are. I like to make Roy Jones and Winky Wright Comments to Steve just to see his response. The dry comedy be the funniest comedy. I think one of the funniest things I seen Steve type was when he was asked what did he hope to happen between Roy and Joe and he was like he hope the roof fall in and land on both of them. I couldnt stop laughing.
King Eugene
QUOTE(Nay_Sayer @ Nov 4 2008, 05:25 PM) [snapback]409336[/snapback]
You must have been the brightest one in your class.
Too bad it was special education....


QUOTE(Spyder @ Nov 4 2008, 05:55 PM) [snapback]409337[/snapback]
I'm pretty sure he was calling you stupid.


QUOTE(Nay_Sayer @ Nov 4 2008, 06:16 PM) [snapback]409338[/snapback]
Yeah, but that's like an elephant accusing a hippo of being "fat"...

King Eugene
QUOTE(STEVENSKI @ Nov 4 2008, 08:47 PM) [snapback]409352[/snapback]
Man Hopkins took any mans booty in the pen. He would befriend them with chocolates & stuff & then ole snaggle would want a snuggle. Lets make this clear he was always the quarterback not the wide receiver after all he is still a man.

Byrd Man
QUOTE
I seem to remember Forrest knocking Shane the fck out in their first fight


QUOTE
You know what I mean in regards to Mosley/Forrest gotdammit...Vern owned his ass in that first fight. I didn't mean he KO'd him and the fight was over gotdammit.


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Spyder
Reg quotes are classic!
King Eugene
Rusty has been killing me later but this one took the cake.

QUOTE(rusty_trombone @ Dec 3 2008, 07:50 PM) [snapback]413970[/snapback]
Here's a few basic steps for you:

Step 1: Remove head from ass
Step 2: Clean shit off of your head
Step 3: Put your dick down
Step 4: Open your eyes and look at the tiny Asian dude
Step 5: Look at the guy who is not a tiny Asian guy
Step 6: Stick your head back into your ass

JonnyBlaze
QUOTE(3King3 @ Dec 3 2008, 10:42 PM) [snapback]413996[/snapback]
Rusty has been killing me later but this one took the cake.

Yeah,that was a instant classic.. laugh.gif
King Eugene
QUOTE(Brad @ Feb 11 2009, 07:28 PM) [snapback]424748[/snapback]
what the fuck did Mosley just do besides punching the piss out of The Tijuana Gust of Wind? Are you talking about what happened in the Oscar fight? Fuck thats old news, get over it already. Your boy accepted the fight with Mosley, if he was as scared as what you are of a person who did steroids back in 2003 then the fight would have never happened, Margarito would have never been exposed and the boxing community wouldn't have had the chance to chase that fucking slimebag back to his hiding spot under a rock in Tijuana

Super Funny!
King Eugene
QUOTE(Brad @ Feb 11 2009, 08:00 PM) [snapback]424756[/snapback]
whatever breed you are I don't care, you have my sympathy, i'll say a prayer for you, you poor cunt!

JonnyBlaze
Brad is the new guy and he has been bringing his heat..We've disagreed before but he's a cool cat..
King Eugene
QUOTE(kidbazooka1 @ Feb 11 2009, 07:48 PM) [snapback]424752[/snapback]
Sh*t from the sound of things around here you would have tought some folks mama's were gangraped by a group of Mexicans.

By the way im mexican and black you f*cking idiot.

Now I fell out of my chair when I read this one. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
JonnyBlaze
QUOTE(3King3 @ Feb 11 2009, 11:43 PM) [snapback]424799[/snapback]
Now I fell out of my chair when I read this one. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

3King3,that quote about being black and mexican would fit nicely in your sig. along with Rayfan's quote you have..
King Eugene
QUOTE(JonnyBlaze @ Feb 11 2009, 10:48 PM) [snapback]424804[/snapback]
3King3,that quote about being black and mexican would fit nicely in your sig. along with Rayfan's quote you have..

Nah I cant do that then folks will start thinking I'm racist towards Mexicans. laugh.gif
JonnyBlaze
QUOTE(3King3 @ Feb 12 2009, 03:31 AM) [snapback]424868[/snapback]
Nah I cant do that then folks will start thinking I'm racist towards Mexicans. laugh.gif

I'm glad ya decided to add that to your sig...hahahahah..We know you're not racist against anyone..
Spyder
That quote by kidbazooka is the funniest thing I've read in a while. I literally couldn't stop laughing.
dj necrogenic
I'm racist against mexicans
Spyder
Well, they are lazy and disgusting people. A complete tax on civilized society.
King Eugene
QUOTE(Lil-lightsout @ Mar 24 2009, 11:05 PM) [snapback]429619[/snapback]
I do not know about that, me and my brother sparred countless rounds, and we always wanted to get the best of the other. It got pretty ugly sometimes. I think there would be alot of pride involved, and they both would really go at it. I could see them hesitant at first, but eventually they would have to open up. But maybe you and Slim are right, and it could turn into a terrible sparring session. Most likely will not happen anyways. Theres probably a better chance of Toney getting under 200 pounds, or Roy not show-boating during a fight, or Mosley cursing a fighter out, or Tyson getting his GED, or, Tarver getting off crack, or Mcgirt training a winner, or Jim Gray not being a prick, or understanding one sentence when Floyd Sr. speaks, or AM fighting without plaster, or having a credible boxing organization, or Nay Sayer NOT being so damn arguementative, or Stevenski having a heart, or Hopkins fixing the gap in his teeth, or Cintron winning some fans back, or Yori Boy Campas passing a cat scan, etc.

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