The bald guy with the beard is where my username comes from.
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QUOTE(Keith Pratt @ Nov 19 2008, 03:32 PM) [snapback]411895[/snapback]
The bald guy with the beard is where my username comes from.
I want those three minutes of my life back.
Am I the only one that laughed at that? Keith's random visits never happen often enough IMO.
I laughed, too.
Give Keith his own section of the board!
Black
Give Keith his own section of the board!
Black
I guess because I'm American I just didn't get the humor in it. Just looked like some nerdy people arguing to me, but to each his own, I guess.
Here are some great KP posts
QUOTE(Keith Pratt @ Dec 31 2005, 05:57 PM) [snapback]180827[/snapback]
Next time you're contemplating masturbation in your bedroom, make sure your bedside lamp is between you and the curtains, to avoid giving neighbours and passers by an entertaining 'shadow play'. Either that or, have a wank with the light out. 
QUOTE(Keith Pratt @ Jul 13 2005, 10:31 PM) [snapback]125218[/snapback]
Hello, guys.
I'm going to write a different fact about animals every day.
Todays fact is about Pervy Elephants:
Male elephants urinate all over themselves, and roll around in urine-filled mud as a method of attracting females. The dirty bastards.
Check back tomorrow for another fascinating fact about animals.
Many Thanks,
Keith Pratt.
I'm going to write a different fact about animals every day.
Todays fact is about Pervy Elephants:
Male elephants urinate all over themselves, and roll around in urine-filled mud as a method of attracting females. The dirty bastards.
Check back tomorrow for another fascinating fact about animals.
Many Thanks,
Keith Pratt.
QUOTE(Keith Pratt @ May 30 2006, 11:00 PM) [snapback]240897[/snapback]
I do, I love it!
So much infact that I've written a poem about it:
The food I love the most,
Is not a chicken roast
Lovely fish and chips
Will never pass my lips
And I would rather not
Eat sausages quite hot
A great big birthday cake,
does not me hungry make,
For the food I love the most,
And this I really boast,
Is a lovely slice of... TOAST!
Have you noticed how when you drop a piece of toast it always lands on the buttered side? To get round this, I always eat my toast dry, so it doesn't matter which way it lands if I drop it. Then I eat the butter separately with a spoon.
Like many of my generation, I deplore the fact that the word 'toast' has been hijacked by so-called musicians. In my day, toasting meant grilling a piece of bread that one would eat at breakfast time. These days, it means ranking up a phat sound on a ragga dub beat tip. Once again, as happened with 'gay', 'queer' and 'cottage', a perfectly good English word has been lost to the language. And 'fist'.
P.S. And 'rim'.
Keith.
So much infact that I've written a poem about it:
The food I love the most,
Is not a chicken roast
Lovely fish and chips
Will never pass my lips
And I would rather not
Eat sausages quite hot
A great big birthday cake,
does not me hungry make,
For the food I love the most,
And this I really boast,
Is a lovely slice of... TOAST!
Have you noticed how when you drop a piece of toast it always lands on the buttered side? To get round this, I always eat my toast dry, so it doesn't matter which way it lands if I drop it. Then I eat the butter separately with a spoon.
Like many of my generation, I deplore the fact that the word 'toast' has been hijacked by so-called musicians. In my day, toasting meant grilling a piece of bread that one would eat at breakfast time. These days, it means ranking up a phat sound on a ragga dub beat tip. Once again, as happened with 'gay', 'queer' and 'cottage', a perfectly good English word has been lost to the language. And 'fist'.
P.S. And 'rim'.
Keith.
Hahahaha....some funny stuff.
Random, which makes it funnier.
Random, which makes it funnier.
I thought it was funny when the dude was like "get away from me or I'll knock your head off.."He has a rugged voice when he tries to sound crazy..
The best Keith Pratt stuff was lost in the changeover. What is funniest is how he will randmly pop up & maybe 1 in 10 posts will be about boxing & the rest is stuff so random I don't know where he would find such stuff.
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