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Spyder
This idea came from a conversation I had with a British friend at work. Each country has their own way of talking trash. In America we call people from Ireland Mick, while in the UK they're called Patty. They call the Scott's...Jock, and the Welsh...Taffy.

The Aussies on this board are reknown for their wide range of hate filled vernacular, so I want to see what the rest of the world has to dish up...Aussies included! lol

I'll start it off...

English = Limey
French = Froggy
Aussie = Crocodile Dundee

Come on, this could be fun. laugh.gif
Spyder
laugh.gif

Yeah, I guess I could've come up with a better one, but I just wanted to start with something. lol

We can use this to trade insults or just crazy names for foreigners, whatever you got! drinks.gif
Spyder
We've all been some pissed off sons-of-bitches lately...maybe it's because of the state of the heavyweight division. laugh.gif
blackbelt2003
I'll go one further and confirm what most English think of the rest of the world. Not me, mind, just the general (uninformed)English opinion.


Americans = We think they are all loud, obnoxious, full of themselves and annoying. They don't stop talking about themselves and think they are better than everyone else. They wear stars and stripes on every item of clothing possible, play shitty sports that no-one else in the world plays and have never left their own country.


Australians = They are actually pretty cool, considering they are actually all English anyway. But they wear khaki shirts and shorts, hats with corks hanging off them and do bugger all except sit in bars drinking Castlemaine XXXX and putting shrimps on BBQ's. The Aboriginal ones just dance around campfires singing and drawing crap pictures on cave walls all day.


Canadians = They all wear red outfits with big boots, hunt moose and deer and live in log cabins. They're pretty backwards, probably because they have little contact with the outside world because of all the snow.


Welsh = They hate us and we hate them. They are all fat, red faced and smell a lot. They are mostly farmers, and the ones who aren't run pubs.


Scottish = They hate us and we hate them. They are all skinny, orange haired and smell a lot. They are mostly lumberjacks, and the ones who aren't run whisky distilleries.


Irish = They hate us and we hate them. They are all cheery midgets and smell a lot. They are mostly publicans and the ones who aren't play weird football or write poems.



French = The rudest people in the world. They never say thank you and spit on our backs when we walk past them. They smell of garlic and onions because they all spend their days cooking. On days off they sit in a meadow wearing blue and white stripey jumpers and drinking half pints of beer. Only a few of them have cars, the rest ride bikes.



Germans = Don't mention the war. They hate it. But you can mention football, especially as we've just beaten them. If we haven't recently beaten them, you mention the 1966 world cup final. Germans all wear lederhosen and drink strong, Bavarian beer all day. They are all fat.





How's that for a start?




Black
STEVENSKI
That is quite accurate but that is only Queenslanders & they are like the Welsh to us.

Real Australians drink Tooheys or VB.
rusty_trombone
Everyone in the world besides Americans- We hate them because they think we are loud, obnoxious, and arrogant. Fact of the matter is, we are smarter than most of them, and they are a bunch of bitch made pansies that hate us cause we run shit. 60 years ago, you were all kissing our asses. go fuck yourselves if you think that shit is happening again, after your non-stop whining about us fucking some shit up in Iraq. Like you guys give a fuck about Iraq anyway! The next Hitler that comes along, you fags can deal with him yourselves, especially you goddamn French pussies. You gave us like 10 ships in our revolution, we liberated your entire country and the rest of western europe. Shit, Britain, you guys would still be putting up cardboard buildings everyday because Germany would still be bombing the everloving crap out of you.

Don't be mad that California has more shit to do than most of your shitty ass countries.
BigG
Cant we just have a positive thread for once
rusty_trombone
QUOTE(biggeorge89 @ Nov 28 2008, 05:57 PM) [snapback]413241[/snapback]
Cant we just have a positive thread for once

Go fuck yourself
BigG
Look at all that aggerssion and hate....I never knew how fun it was to hate until seeing Rusty/C.E.O/STEVENSKI haha.gif
The CEO
I don't like to brag....but I know I'm the major inspiration for all the Hate on this board lately...you have to admit....from when I first joined this forum...up until Hatton got Owned....I was the most professional and unstoppable Hating force Boxing boarders had ever witnessed....

RT and STEVE simply took over during my sabbatical this year (a.k.a. "The C.E.O.'s Blue Period")...you see....eventually the people started craving for The Hate...and these two men stepped up and provided it...
King Eugene
QUOTE(rusty_trombone @ Nov 28 2008, 05:37 PM) [snapback]413236[/snapback]
Everyone in the world besides Americans- We hate them because they think we are loud, obnoxious, and arrogant. Fact of the matter is, we are smarter than most of them, and they are a bunch of bitch made pansies that hate us cause we run shit. 60 years ago, you were all kissing our asses. go fuck yourselves if you think that shit is happening again, after your non-stop whining about us fucking some shit up in Iraq. Like you guys give a fuck about Iraq anyway! The next Hitler that comes along, you fags can deal with him yourselves, especially you goddamn French pussies. You gave us like 10 ships in our revolution, we liberated your entire country and the rest of western europe. Shit, Britain, you guys would still be putting up cardboard buildings everyday because Germany would still be bombing the everloving crap out of you.

Don't be mad that California has more shit to do than most of your shitty ass countries.

Damn, now that sounds like some built up animosity!
rusty_trombone
QUOTE(The C.E.O. @ Nov 28 2008, 07:53 PM) [snapback]413256[/snapback]
I don't like to brag....but I know I'm the major inspiration for all the Hate on this board lately...you have to admit....from when I first joined this forum...up until Hatton got Owned....I was the most professional and unstoppable Hating force Boxing boarders had ever witnessed....

RT and STEVE simply took over during my sabbatical this year (a.k.a. "The C.E.O.'s Blue Period")...you see....eventually the people started craving for The Hate...and these two men stepped up and provided it...

yeah, you were being a real hippie earlier in the year, after Hatton got his ass kicked, the hate just drained out of your body. it's good to have you back
STEVENSKI
QUOTE(The C.E.O. @ Nov 29 2008, 12:53 AM) [snapback]413256[/snapback]
I don't like to brag....but I know I'm the major inspiration for all the Hate on this board lately...you have to admit....from when I first joined this forum...up until Hatton got Owned....I was the most professional and unstoppable Hating force Boxing boarders had ever witnessed....

RT and STEVE simply took over during my sabbatical this year (a.k.a. "The C.E.O.'s Blue Period")...you see....eventually the people started craving for The Hate...and these two men stepped up and provided it...



The hate was always there, it just took CEO to allow me to express it without fear.
The CEO
It's gonna take time for me to get back to speed...my targets have to give me fuel....The Hate has to build up inside me until I'm constipated with it....
STEVENSKI
Man I tellin ya DLH deserves all the venom & viritol we can muster.

Joe C is just a wanker
PBF is a arrogant POS
Roy is delusion & lives in his own fantasy world

DLH is all the above & then more much much more. I hate him more with each passing second. Seeing his fakeness exposed for the world to see & people still buy his BS! His blatant dive taking numerous fixed fights, shameless beating of over the hill names this goddam mutt has done it all & will always sink lower!





The CEO
QUOTE(STEVENSKI @ Nov 30 2008, 09:35 PM) [snapback]413492[/snapback]
Man I tellin ya DLH deserves all the venom & viritol we can muster.

DLH is all the above & then more much much more. I hate him more with each passing second. Seeing his fakeness exposed for the world to see & people still buy his BS! His blatant dive taking numerous fixed fights, shameless beating of over the hill names this goddam mutt has done it all & will always sink lower!


I've been saying all that about him for like 10 YEARS.......he deserves it more than anybody....if you think I hated Hatton.....well you ain't seen NOTHIN' yet.....so all I gotta say is.....set it off!
STEVENSKI
The fuse is lit. The lowlife is "fighting' this weekend.
Spyder
I don't get the hate for Oscar. dntknw.gif

He's fought almost everyone...with the exceptions of Tzsyu and Winky, who did he miss from this era?
STEVENSKI
QUOTE(Spyder @ Dec 1 2008, 08:37 PM) [snapback]413565[/snapback]
I don't get the hate for Oscar. dntknw.gif

He's fought almost everyone...with the exceptions of Tzsyu and Winky, who did he miss from this era?


Look Spyder I think you should just keep out of this & shut your face if you have nothing negative to add.

I am up for a bit of a witch hunt on this board to expose the DLH huggers. Baseless accusations not facts are what we are about.
JonnyBlaze
QUOTE(blackbelt2003 @ Nov 27 2008, 11:18 AM) [snapback]413104[/snapback]
Irish = They hate us and we hate them. They are all cheery midgets and smell a lot. They are mostly publicans and the ones who aren't play weird football or write poems.

I'm Irish and am 6'2..I'm live in the US,not Ireland incase ya don't already know..

It seems like everyone on your list "smells a lot.."
JonnyBlaze
QUOTE(biggeorge89 @ Nov 28 2008, 06:57 PM) [snapback]413241[/snapback]
Cant we just have a positive thread for once

I'm with ya Big G..
STEVENSKI
QUOTE(JonnyBlaze @ Dec 2 2008, 02:14 AM) [snapback]413619[/snapback]
I'm with ya Big G..


We are not so get used to it Johnny come lately.

BigG
Jeff Fenech is a POS...
STEVENSKI
Erik Morales is the 2nd worst human being in history outside RJJ.
JonnyBlaze
QUOTE(STEVENSKI @ Dec 2 2008, 12:22 AM) [snapback]413646[/snapback]
Erik Morales is the 2nd worst human being in history outside RJJ.

hahahahahaha..Geez..Where did this come from??
STEVENSKI
It comes from the fact that RJJ is the worst human being that ever lived with Morales being 2nd & Stalin/Hitler tied for 3rd. This is not debatable.
JonnyBlaze
QUOTE(STEVENSKI @ Dec 2 2008, 01:38 AM) [snapback]413656[/snapback]
It comes from the fact that RJJ is the worst human being that ever lived with Morales being 2nd & Stalin/Hitler tied for 3rd. This is not debatable.

I want reasons for Morales being second..You're better than this Steve..We want the details and you supply em..
STEVENSKI
I will admit to lying about Morales being 2nd. He is one of my favourite fighters & I cried when Pac man detached his manhood with a gloved fist.

I love you Erik!
JonnyBlaze
QUOTE(STEVENSKI @ Dec 2 2008, 01:45 AM) [snapback]413659[/snapback]
I will admit to lying about Morales being 2nd. He is one of my favourite fighters & I cried when Pac man detached his manhood with a gloved fist.

I love you Erik!

haha..There we go!!
STEVENSKI
Erik can claim back his manhood by driving down to Mexico City & hitting MAB with a club of some description.
King Eugene
Roy is the shit, Morales aint shit, fuck KT cause he beat Zab. I dont have as much hate for DLH. Tarver look like Spyders profile pic but 45 shades of black darker.

I'm feeling the hate on this board. Bump it, fuck Ricky Hatton too even though I like Mayweather Sr. I hate Calzaghe's hard slapping ass cause cant nobody beat him that he has fought (well atleast at their current age). I swear I hope Hopkins somehow convince him to get back in the ring and goes for the first round KO. Pavlik sucks and he made his self look even worse by getting son'd by Hopkins in the ring after the fight saying yes sir and shit and then turning around saying Hopkins aint crafty and isn't that good. You dont hear his ol ghostless ass crying for a rematch do you?
BigG
Morales is one of the few boxers you cant hate. He is all balls and is a bad ass with skills.
King Eugene
Oh and another sucka I hate is that damn Prince Naseem. I was so damn glad when Barrera whooped that ass. His arrogance and show boating was way worse than Roys and PBF.
rusty_trombone
QUOTE(3King3 @ Dec 2 2008, 03:20 AM) [snapback]413708[/snapback]
Oh and another sucka I hate is that damn Prince Naseem. I was so damn glad when Barrera whooped that ass. His arrogance and show boating was way worse than Roys and PBF.

i always like naseem, he would always talk shit, get lit up in a fight, but then land a fucking great punch out of nowhere. he would be a great barfighter, my friends and I decided this a long time ago. He would be the tiniest guy at the bar, but you know he would be talking mad shit and insult you and goad you into a fight. I would never be scared of a little midget, then out of nowhere, your ass would wake up on a barroom floor with a midget standing over you laughing. You would never see him coming. It would be mad funny to see.
Spyder
QUOTE(STEVENSKI @ Dec 1 2008, 05:24 PM) [snapback]413574[/snapback]
Look Spyder I think you should just keep out of this & shut your face if you have nothing negative to add.

I am up for a bit of a witch hunt on this board to expose the DLH huggers. Baseless accusations not facts are what we are about.

lol...fair enough. laugh.gif

King you're RIGHT! That's Tarver! laugh.gif Maybe I should change that now....I wouldn't want peeps to get the wrong idea about me...you know, thinking that I'm a Tarver fan or something ridiculous like that.
King Eugene
Man this thread has me laughing so hard over here my stomach is hurting. Especially Rusty and Spyder. I never thought of Naseem like that but he is a damn barroom fighter. You'd have to hit that dude with a damn stool just to have any affect.
Spyder
QUOTE(3King3 @ Dec 2 2008, 08:42 PM) [snapback]413818[/snapback]
Man this thread has me laughing so hard over here my stomach is hurting. Especially Rusty and Spyder. I never thought of Naseem like that but he is a damn barroom fighter. You'd have to hit that dude with a damn stool just to have any affect.

Seriously though, would you even think twice about pimp slapping someone like Nas...I would at first, just because of his size...I'd feel bad. But after that dude opened his mouth, I would smack him in the fucking mouth with an open hand.

More like I'd try to and then wake up being owned! laugh.gif

Another guy that I wouldn't think twice of stepping to...Paulie Malignaggi
King Eugene
QUOTE(Spyder @ Dec 2 2008, 10:45 PM) [snapback]413837[/snapback]
Seriously though, would you even think twice about pimp slapping someone like Nas...I would at first, just because of his size...I'd feel bad. But after that dude opened his mouth, I would smack him in the fucking mouth with an open hand.

More like I'd try to and then wake up being owned! laugh.gif

Another guy that I wouldn't think twice of stepping to...Paulie Malignaggi

LMAO man I feel you. But just cause of his size I'd try to grab him first before I attempted to hit him cause if you miss.......it just might be a wrap. LOL

As far as Paulie Malifaggi I'd go straight MMA style on this dude but if I dont be careful he is liable to jab me to death. LOL

Whats even more funny though is every club/bar fight I got into in college, we always put two beer bottles in our back pockets after arriving cause the first thing we did when something popped off was lead with the bottles followed by the hayemaker hook! Now thats a three hit combo that never failed. LOL
BigG
Paulie would beat your ass in a street fight. I'm telling you, Paulie would look like Mike Tyson hitting you without gloves. Professional boxers at THAT level are no joke.
JonnyBlaze
QUOTE(biggeorge89 @ Dec 3 2008, 02:27 AM) [snapback]413849[/snapback]
Paulie would beat your ass in a street fight. I'm telling you, Paulie would look like Mike Tyson hitting you without gloves. Professional boxers at THAT level are no joke.

Big G is making soo much sense to me lately..You're dead on with all your comments these days..

And this is why pro boxer's hands are by law,deadly weapons..
BigG
And as a young fan I used to hate Prince but now I kinda love him....boxing needs characters like Prince..would you believe Prince once said "Floyd could be the best fighter to ever put on a pair of gloves...but he takes the trash talking too far sometimes"..lol..I guess Prince doesn't remember himself when he was king of the Featherweight dvision. Prince Hamed was the man..
Spyder
QUOTE(biggeorge89 @ Dec 3 2008, 02:44 AM) [snapback]413865[/snapback]
And as a young fan I used to hate Prince but now I kinda love him....boxing needs characters like Prince..would you believe Prince once said "Floyd could be the best fighter to ever put on a pair of gloves...but he takes the trash talking too far sometimes"..lol..I guess Prince doesn't remember himself when he was king of the Featherweight dvision. Prince Hamed was the man..

I remember when Floyd-Hamed was the "Dream Match" at 130...that was before MAB of course.
Spyder
Do you guys have Aussie-on-Abo porn in Kangaroo land?
King Eugene
QUOTE(Spyder @ Dec 3 2008, 11:30 PM) [snapback]414019[/snapback]
Do you guys have Aussie-on-Abo porn in Kangaroo land?

LMAO...you came out of left field with this one.

Big G and Johnny, calm it down. We was just joking, not too many idiots out there would really try to fight a trained professional fighter with two attatched registered weapons on their arms.
JonnyBlaze
QUOTE(3King3 @ Dec 4 2008, 02:56 AM) [snapback]414027[/snapback]
LMAO...you came out of left field with this one.

Big G and Johnny, calm it down. We was just joking, not too many idiots out there would really try to fight a trained professional fighter with two attatched registered weapons on their arms.

We know King..I was just agreeing with BG..
BigG
And I just wanted to make a point that a trained Pro would fuck us up haha.gif
JonnyBlaze
QUOTE(biggeorge89 @ Dec 4 2008, 04:01 AM) [snapback]414038[/snapback]
And I just wanted to make a point that a trained Pro would fuck us up haha.gif

It's true and I know you box too BG..
Spyder
QUOTE(biggeorge89 @ Dec 4 2008, 03:01 AM) [snapback]414038[/snapback]
And I just wanted to make a point that a trained Pro would fuck us up haha.gif

That's BS.

A big, strong guy will fuck up anyone! Despite years of training and dedication, boxers just can't compete with this:


The CEO
QUOTE(biggeorge89 @ Dec 4 2008, 03:01 AM) [snapback]414038[/snapback]
And I just wanted to make a point that a trained Pro would fuck us up haha.gif



This is normally true....but I refuse to say Naseem Bumed could take ME out in a bare knuckle brawl...

Let's say we were both in our physical primes......I'm 6' 2.5" with an 80" reach and would have had 100 pounds on him.....my fists are the size of Longhorn Steakhouse Loaded Baked Potatos....I would be throwing the harder and straighter shots....and they would be coming at World Class Middleweight speed....I also have a concrete chin that can't be phased....I know this because I've gone through a windshield face first at 50 MPH and all that did was piss me off....

The only way he could beat me would be if I gassed out....but that wouldn't happen....because I would make sure to finish him quick.


Regards,
Kyle Westmoreland
808 Drum Street
Statesville, NC 28625
Spyder
QUOTE(The C.E.O. @ Dec 4 2008, 10:24 AM) [snapback]414099[/snapback]
This is normally true....but I refuse to say Naseem Bumed could take ME out in a bare knuckle brawl...

Let's say we were both in our physical primes......I'm 6' 2.5" with an 80" reach and would have had 100 pounds on him.....my fists are the size of Longhorn Steakhouse Loaded Baked Potatos....I would be throwing the harder and straighter shots....and they would be coming at World Class Middleweight speed....I also have a concrete chin that can't be phased....I know this because I've gone through a windshield face first at 50 MPH and all that did was piss me off....

The only way he could beat me would be if I gassed out....but that wouldn't happen....because I would make sure to finish him quick.
Regards,
Kyle Westmoreland
808 Drum Street
Statesville, NC 28625

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Was that really you? LMAO....Classic!!!

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