QUOTE (dbdbdb @ Apr 13 2009, 06:33 PM)
Yeah, Cotto's uncle broke the golden rule: You NEVER f*ck with somebodies ride
This makes me want to share my story about a girl who onced messed with my 84 cutlass!
The summer after my freshman year I worked every single day except for holidays and weekends to save up to buy me a car. It was a warehouse job my moms put me on to cause she worked in the office. Well 3 quarters into the summer I finally saved up enough to buy me an old school 84 Cutlass Supreme four door. That was my pride and joy...I put all the money I had into fixing that car up...literally cause he was a piece of shit. Still in descent condition cause it was owned by an old couple who use to just drive it back and forth to work. Well the summer of my senior year rolled around. I had a job working at a moving company making something like $13 an hour. To me...I was making that paper lol. So I saved up all summer long again to buy me some rims, tint, and a system to put in the car. Ok so I eventually done everything to the car I wanted...I'm feeling like I'm the shit cause I'm in college rolling on dubs. LMAO (this was back in 05 before they started going out of style.
Well one night my senior year I was in my apt getting my hair done and these freshman and sophmore girls where running around wrapping toilet paper around guys cars, putting stuff like mustard and tampons and other bs like that on cars. You know...on some ol "young girls trying to have fun and flirt with guys type stuff". Well all of the other dudes where cool with it, you know they retaliated by putting stuff back on their cars and left it at that. Well one of my teammates came busting in through my apt. doors and was yelling "dude they fucked your car up!" I was like who car(knowing good and well they was talking to me but you know thats how people respond). Man I went outside and they egged my shit, put shaving cream, mayo, tampons, mustard, toilet paper, and all sorts of other stuff on my car. What really had me pissed is I had just washed my baby that day and they put shit on my dubs. LOL I was super pissed and I found out who it was so one by one I started to get they ass back.
One chick I waited til about 4 in the morning, I went and flatten two tires (not slashed, just let the air out), and took all of the lug nuts out of one tire and just left her once, then on the other tire I took the whole tire and just left the lug nuts.
One of the other girls, she was riding by my apt. one day and stopped to talk to one of her friends, I came out of nowhere and poured a bucket of water into her sunroof and messed up her radio.
The third chic I did the worse, She was on the cheerleading squad so she was well known around campus but she was ugly as hell. Looked like a damn gorilla but she was thick as hell though. There was a picture of her online holding up a sign at one of our football games. Well the angle of the picture was taken from up top so it looked like she was peaking from up under the sign in the pic. Well I was a graphic design major so I'm something like a photoshop wizard or whatever you want to call us. I took the picture and blended it in with a gorilla face. Then I made a flier with that picture saying "Warning....Gorilla on the lose! Often Hides behind the identity of __(Her Name)__ and then the picture of her behind the sign with the gorilla blend face was underneath the type. I printed 400 of those flyers. Waited til 4 in the morning when campus police didn't patrol as much and when really no one was out on campus (only 1500 students). I posted them fliers EVERY WHERE! I had them all on the Cafe windows, on every dorm room entrance, all of the educational and administrative buildings, every on campus apartment, on walk ways around school (meaning ground paths where people walked), on trees, in every single athletic facility, I mean I posted them joints every where. I didnt have class til 10 the next morning so by the time I got up every one had seen them.
Put it like this, she cried all day, stayed in her dorm for the rest of the week, her cheerleading teammates brung her food to her, and she transferred after that semester and never returned.
To make a long story short...you dont mess with somebodies ride. LOL
Ok I know I went way off subject but I had to share that.
My ride, she's gone now though. Too dangerous to have living around here, I was almost been robbed 3 times in that car.