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KENSOFINE
Who are the fighters than seem like they should be doing anything BUT boxing? Fighters that you would have to actually SEE in a match before you would have EVER believed they were fighters? Also, for the sake of humor...tell what you think they SHOULD be doing instead.


Off the top of my head...


1. Chris Byrd. If I were to see him walking down the street on a random day, I would think he was some sort of High School counselor before I ever thought he was a boxer.

2. Antonio Tarver. I have actually seen him fight LIVE, and I am STILL not sure that he is a boxer. He looks like he should be the head janitor at Target or something.

3. Calvin Brock. After seeing him tapdance, I am almost certain that someone held a gun to his head for his first match. Tele-Evangelist, all day.


Who else?
KENSOFINE
Carl Froch - He looks likes some sorta of woman beating drunk dude. If when he is actually boxing, he doesnt look like a boxer.
Snoop
QUOTE (Fitz @ Dec 11 2009, 02:49 PM) *
Joe Calzaghe: It looks like he should be a respectful middle age family man. Which makes it all the more embarrassing watching him act like a young black male.

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SmartyBeardo
Areola looks like a boxer alright. A boxer at Sam's Club who moonlights as a bouncer at The Watertown Pub.
BigG
Eddie Chambers
Juan Diaz
Snoop
Julio Cesar Chavez Jr.

Damn that kid got an annoying-looking face.
KENSOFINE
Shane Mosley. He seems waaaay too damn nice to be a boxer. He should be some sort of hair stylist in a high fashion salon somewhere.
D-MARV
The Heavyweight division- Half of them look like the offensive line for USC (Arreola, Tua, Minto) the other half look like Gay Porn Stars (Klitschkos, Haye)
Mean Mister Mustard
QUOTE (StyleZ @ Dec 11 2009, 11:14 AM) *
The Heavyweight division- Half of them look like the offensive line for USC (Arreola, Tua, Minto) the other half look like Gay Porn Stars (Klitschkos, Haye)


How do you know what a gay pornstar looks like? laugh.gif

I'm just kidding man.

Erik morales did not look like a boxer. He was too skinny. I can imagine someone picking a fight with him on the streets of Tijuana, thinking he would be easy to beat and then find out the hard way that he can crack a little to well with his right hand.
BigG
Alexis Arguello...skinny and nerdy looking


JLUVBABY
speaking of heavyweights... i didnt want to make a new thread on this but kevin johnson win or lose looks to be thee to win... he appears to be in the best shape ive ever seen him... the spare tire he usually pack is gone..
alaganza
Not sure what a boxer is supposed to look like; but Paul Malignaggi is not it.
KENSOFINE
Howard Eastman. He looks like someone's homeless grandfather that always shouts out inappropriate shit when ladies pass by.
ROLL DEEP
QUOTE (KENSOFINE @ Dec 11 2009, 12:04 PM) *
Howard Eastman. He looks like someone's homeless grandfather that always shouts out inappropriate shit when ladies pass by.



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Looks like he should live in a discarded shopping trolley.
KookedKrack
QUOTE (alaganza @ Dec 11 2009, 11:58 AM) *
Not sure what a boxer is supposed to look like; but Paul Malignaggi is not it.


He looks like one of these guys.....




No 'cism
JLUVBABY
QUOTE (KookedKrack @ Dec 11 2009, 11:54 AM) *
He looks like one of these guys.....




No 'cism



lol.. dont he tho... lol...
alaganza
James Toney looks like a guy that should be doing 7-10 in cell block D and Edison Miranda looks like his co-defendant.

Acelino Freitas looks like a guy that should have been a host on Telemundo.
provo
LMAO , some of this shit is funny ,I like the Malignaggi pic LOL.

Joe Calzaghee- like he should be on the next season of the Bachelor

Roger Mayweather- like the guy that comes up 2 you 2 try and clean your windows for change

blackbelt2003
QUOTE (KENSOFINE @ Dec 11 2009, 05:04 PM) *
Howard Eastman. He looks like someone's homeless grandfather that always shouts out inappropriate shit when ladies pass by.



LMFAO. I've been away for like a week, I come back, and this guy pops up.


One of my new fave posters. Funny shit, dude.


BTW, I got Roman Karmazin. AIDS patient. Definitely.



Black
KENSOFINE
Prince Naseem - This fucker looks like he should be throwing underground secret rave parties with the money he got from his parents used car lot. He has scam written all over him.
RollsRoyce
I love this thread!

all boxers under 5'5". No really, I certain yall have been to an event and seen one of these dudes. They fight at 105-108 lbs, and their punches can't break wind. No disrespect to Finito. Just at the site of'm u wouldn't guess "boxer".
blackbelt2003
MANNY PACQUIAO - seriously, the guy looks like he should be making Nike sneakers for 2 dollars a week and getting slapped by a fat Chinese guy for sewing the swoosh on too slowly.



And he's the P4P no.1? The 'baddest man on the planet'?


Fuck, bring back Mike Tyson.




Black



Keith
Lennox Lewis - he should of been in movies....


AussieLad
QUOTE (alaganza @ Dec 11 2009, 04:58 PM) *
Not sure what a boxer is supposed to look like; but Paul Malignaggi is not it.


I was thinking the exact same thing.



Dude looks like a hair dresser

And what about hatton?



Looks more like a junkie to me than a fighter
Keith
There's way too much product in his hair for him to be........
The Ollie Reed Fan Club
QUOTE (AussieLad @ Dec 11 2009, 05:07 PM) *
I was thinking the exact same thing.



Dude looks like a hair dresser

And what about hatton?



Looks more like a junkie to me than a fighter


Fatton looks like the white Floyd Senior in this photo.
RollsRoyce
QUOTE (Keith @ Dec 11 2009, 04:52 PM) *
Lennox Lewis - he should of been in movies....



I think that Floyd Mayweather Sr. looks like the predator.
Lil-lightsout
QUOTE (provo @ Dec 11 2009, 01:35 PM) *
Roger Mayweather- like the guy that comes up 2 you 2 try and clean your windows for change


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Watch it. You should not be talking about your boyz uncle like that.
lloyd mayflower
Zab Judah - Looks like he should have played a bit part crack dealer in Get rich or die tryin
provo
QUOTE (Lil-lightsout @ Dec 11 2009, 03:48 PM) *
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Watch it. You should not be talking about your boyz uncle like that.


LOL
KookedKrack
QUOTE (AussieLad @ Dec 11 2009, 06:07 PM) *
I was thinking the exact same thing.



Dude looks like a hair dresser


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Paulie and his boys look like Super Saiyans
Warlord
Chris Byrd - After losing all that weight, he looks like he should be on the curb begging for spare change to buy some crack with.

Cory Spinks - Should be in fucking diapers. "Waaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Nobody never believed in me, man!" That little teary-eyed spectacle he put on after his gift victory against Roman Karmazin shall never be forgotten.

Chris Nipple Arreola - Looks like he should be a fucking garbage man who flips patties at McDonalds in his spare-time just for the free burgers.

"Winky" Wright - Talks like a gangster, but looks like a banker. Fights like a banker too. He should just be a fucking banker and be done with it.
Byrd Man
QUOTE (Warlord @ Dec 11 2009, 06:56 PM) *
Chris Byrd - After losing all that weight, he looks like he should be on the curb begging for spare change to buy some crack with.


Warlord
QUOTE (Byrd Man @ Dec 11 2009, 10:16 PM) *

Sorry, didn't mean to crush on your man-idol like that, brother. laugh.gif
Byrd Man
QUOTE (Warlord @ Dec 11 2009, 07:20 PM) *
Sorry, didn't mean to crush on your man-idol like that, brother. laugh.gif


lol

As soon as I saw the 1st post in the thread I was like "awwwwww hell no!" lol
JLUVBABY
QUOTE (Byrd Man @ Dec 11 2009, 09:22 PM) *
lol

As soon as I saw the 1st post in the thread I was like "awwwwww hell no!" lol


ive been wanting to ask you... what made you such a fan of chris byrd?... i liked him early when he was a boxer but it seems like he tried to make himself a more exciting fighter and that was his downfall imo... just wondering...
Byrd Man
QUOTE (JLUVBABY @ Dec 11 2009, 08:00 PM) *
ive been wanting to ask you... what made you such a fan of chris byrd?... i liked him early when he was a boxer but it seems like he tried to make himself a more exciting fighter and that was his downfall imo... just wondering...


I dunno, really. I liked that he was a positive guy. Wasn't talking shit to everyone, wasn't finding ways to not fight someone. He stepped up against dudes who were MASSIVELY bigger than him, and won far more than he lost.

He wasn't the most exciting guy to watch, but considering he was fighting several weight classes above what he normally fought at, kinda hard to hate on that.

Plus I don't know if you remember the Fox Sports net special he was on where they had him run through these physical tests (speed bag, power punching, endurance, etc) before and after sex to see if it really inhibits the fighters. Well he was hitting with some power, that kinda surprised a lot of people who never looked at him as being a power puncher.

I think he DID have power, he was just fighting way above his ideal weight, so his power punches wasn't enough.

Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDFelcPAe2s

Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg4sTHldr2o
King Eugene
Paul Williams - Looks like a Junior College Transfer shooting guard for Kentucky

Timothy Bradley - He looks like a body builder

Butterbean - Well......................e looks like a butter bean!

Collazo - He looks like an M13 gang member in a PR prison

James Toney - He looks like a McDonalds character

Hopkins - He looks like the before in a before/after picture in plastic surgeons office.
HaydelHammer
LMAO @ this entire thread..this has potential to go down in fighthype history......here goes my list


John Ruiz - should be delivering papa johns pizza or driving a cab

Klitz bros - they both look like airline pilots

Ray Mercer - should replace the brother in the yellow hard hat (in the middle) on that five dollar foot long subway commercial

Frank Bruno - should have been a body builder....not boxer..sorry dude

and last but not least.......drumroll please.....

Julian Jackson - could have played as a stunt double QB for randall cunningham with that brick a$$ flat top.


BigG
QUOTE (KENSOFINE @ Dec 11 2009, 06:04 PM) *
Howard Eastman. He looks like someone's homeless grandfather that always shouts out inappropriate shit when ladies pass by.


LMAO when he dyes his gotee light blonde he does look like a hobo
King Eugene
QUOTE (HaydelHammer @ Dec 12 2009, 12:45 AM) *
Ray Mercer - should replace the brother in the yellow hard hat (in the middle) on that five dollar foot long subway commercial

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I swear he looks just like him!

Antonia Tarver should have been a milk dud model.
The Original MrFactor
QUOTE (Snoop @ Dec 11 2009, 10:13 AM) *
Julio Cesar Chavez Jr.

Damn that kid got an annoying-looking face.



Yup he looks like one of the Klitschko's. Or even better He looks like the 3rd stage of the Bill Bixby, david banner turning into the Hulk. All he needs is glowing green eyes...
The Original MrFactor
Ray Mercer looks like he should be the stunt double for the father on 227.
HaydelHammer
QUOTE (The Original MrFactor @ Dec 12 2009, 12:24 AM) *
Ray Mercer looks like he should be the stunt double for the father on 227.


LMMFAO....LOL talkin bout Lester Jenkins....LMAO...OMG you guys got me in tears man. This thread is reaching legendary status. LOL

JLUVBABY
QUOTE (BigG @ Dec 11 2009, 11:04 PM) *
LMAO when he dyes his gotee light blonde he does look like a hobo


howard eastmon actually used to be homeless...
SmartyBeardo
Alright fukit, let's take this to another level.

Jerry Cooney = my physically and mentally disabled Uncle Jackie. But Uncle Jackie woulda taken his lame ass out in primetime.
Warlord
QUOTE (HaydelHammer @ Dec 12 2009, 12:40 AM) *
LMMFAO....LOL talkin bout Lester Jenkins....LMAO...OMG you guys got me in tears man. This thread is reaching legendary status. LOL

Lester Jenkins was the shit! laugh.gif

Since we wanna go that route, James Toney could be the illegitimate son of John Amos, the actor who played James Evans (J.J.'s dad) in Good Times. (On a sidenote, I prefer Evans to Jenkins when it comes to the black dads in the annals of T.V. history.)



Speaking of the legendary John Amos, did any of you guys see the episode of Fresh Prince where he played Nia Long's father? In that episode, he falls in man-love with Will, and keeps hanging out with Will and Lisa (Nia Long) wherever they go. He even buys tickets for he and Will to go to a Raiders/Browns game.

Finally, Lisa tells Will he has to break up with her father, so they set up this scheme where Will will disrespect her in front of her father. So Lisa's telling Will, in front of her dad, that she can't believe he'd choose a football game over spending time with her, after which we are treated to the following lines

Will: "Now listen here, woman! I'm the man. And as the man, like it or not baby, I'm going to the game!"

Lisa: "How dare you disrespect me in front of my father?"

John Amos: "I don't like what I'm hearing, now!"

Will: "Yeah!? Well maybe you need to do something about it!"

John Amos: [stands up] "You're damn right I do!"

[Pauses, staring Will down for a moment. Then turns to his daughter and explodes.]

John Amos: "SHAME ON YOU! You know how important this game is to Will and I! I thought I raised you better than that."

[Gives Will a love tap on the chin, smiling.]

John Amos: "See you at the game, buddy."


Classic! laugh.gif
King Eugene
Man I still watch every Fresh Prince re-run that they air. I remember that episode like it came on today. Whats crazy is that I never in a million years seen Will playing Ali.
The Ollie Reed Fan Club
Floyd Mayweather-gay porn looks more his thing.

Peter McNeely-lumberjack material. Can anybody say timber?
Snoop
QUOTE (Warlord @ Dec 12 2009, 07:36 AM) *
Lester Jenkins was the shit! laugh.gif

Since we wanna go that route, James Toney could be the illegitimate son of John Amos, the actor who played James Evans (J.J.'s dad) in Good Times. (On a sidenote, I prefer Evans to Jenkins when it comes to the black dads in the annals of T.V. history.)



Speaking of the legendary John Amos, did any of you guys see the episode of Fresh Prince where he played Nia Long's father? In that episode, he falls in man-love with Will, and keeps hanging out with Will and Lisa (Nia Long) wherever they go. He even buys tickets for he and Will to go to a Raiders/Browns game.

Finally, Lisa tells Will he has to break up with her father, so they set up this scheme where Will will disrespect her in front of her father. So Lisa's telling Will, in front of her dad, that she can't believe he'd choose a football game over spending time with her, after which we are treated to the following lines

Will: "Now listen here, woman! I'm the man. And as the man, like it or not baby, I'm going to the game!"

Lisa: "How dare you disrespect me in front of my father?"

John Amos: "I don't like what I'm hearing, now!"

Will: "Yeah!? Well maybe you need to do something about it!"

John Amos: [stands up] "You're damn right I do!"

[Pauses, staring Will down for a moment. Then turns to his daughter and explodes.]

John Amos: "SHAME ON YOU! You know how important this game is to Will and I! I thought I raised you better than that."

[Gives Will a love tap on the chin, smiling.]

John Amos: "See you at the game, buddy."


Classic! laugh.gif

Fucking CLASSIC episode of Fresh Prince. That was pretty damn good show now that I think about it.
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