QUOTE (Warlord @ Jan 3 2010, 12:23 AM)
"The only place you going is the top of the line at Mcdonalds, chump!" interrupts future hall-of-famer James Toney. "Get me a double cheese-burger and an extra order of fries!"
"Them steroids got you looking like me on crack, or like Shannon Briggs having an asthma attack." Chimes in Floyd Mayweather Sr.
"Man, shut yo' old ass up." Toney wheezes, slapping the mic out of Mayweather's hand. "I don't like you anyway. AND I'm the king of madden!"
Mayweather gets beligerent. "Kensofine don't go blind, by the junk this has-been trynna unwind. Looking like James Toney on Fighthype beggin Dana White for an easy fight..."
CRACK! Mayweather is suddenly KO'd by...
Christy Martin!! She heard all of the rumors Floyd was spreading about her drinking Silverback Gorilla piss, and she decided to get to the bottom of it in person. "I'm gonna call the cops!! " A frightened Floyd screamed. Upon hearing the sirens, Christy Martin took off running. "I'll be back, you lil bitch"...she screamed, looking back, as the footsteps got further and further.
"Oh My God!! I'm Glad you're here!!" Mayweather exclaimed in great relief.
"She went THAT way, towards the men's bathroom!!"
"You'll find her, washboard abs and bloody knuckles, in the public restroom changing her . . ."