Ive seen a few athletes use to build up forearms/shoulders.



Only pic I can find no offense FH.


Anybody know what its called? Where it can be purchased? ect.

Much appreciated.

Fitz,you forgot the most important part,you MUST switch hands..Maybe 5 minutes one hand and 5 minutes the next..This all must be timed out..Maybe a timer or something else to keep track so you make sure to switch..Also,it might be good to give extra time on your weaker arm..Hope this helps..

What if you can't even make it 5 minutes? Just wondering for Kings sake.

hahahahaha..Then I suggest going out and buying something that resembles one and stroke that thing all day long for a few weeks..You'll get those neanderthal forearms in no time..The forearms will boost your ego up slightly to make up for your misfortunes..

You sound like that guy who ask for advice for his "friend" when really he's asking for himself.

LL: Johnny I have this "friend" who needs some masturbating advice.

JB: Well LL tell him he has to evenly distribute the strokes with both hands.

LL: Thanks I'll let him know.

JB: I hope it works out for ya.

LL: I'll let you know how it goes..............oooops!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good one King..I was laughin for a couple minutes after readin that..

It's even funnier that this entire thread is about masturbating and not about what the OP asked about.

Yall must have pussy forearms. You not only need to alternate left & right but get some backhand action going on as well.

LMAO!!!

I was thinking the same thing. Not one mention about the equip. Thank Fitz for it.

How's Kings nuts taste?

WOOOO...and in comes STEVENSKI to up the stakes.

Lie on your arm till it goes numb and paint your nails red, it will feel and look like someone else is wankin u off............allegedly

Never masturbate drunk, it's like tryin to play pool with a washing line..........that one I know to be true!

It'a called a "Crank-Yanker".

That's like trying to hold two dogs in a bathtub...

Are you talking about "bathing the dog" or is this something that's even nastier?

What's bathing the dog? lol

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...ing%20the%20dog

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA..This thread is fuckin classic!!!It started off about equipment,then masturbation,now sticking your balls into someone's ass..

Two dogs in a bathtub is the way I heard it, which plays up the difficulty since it's naturally more challenging to hold two dogs in than only one.

hahaha..Do you mean it's hard to keep both balls in an ass than only 1 ball??hahahaha..We need to expose the newcomers to this thread and show them what FH is all about!!!!

I have a video of this white chicked getting smashed by 3 black guys. One guy drops both of his balls into her ass and the other two were saying something like:

"oh nigga......oh........nigga"

Or something along those lines. They were saying it the whole time and just giving him mad props.

I'm pretty sure your porn collection would scar a young child.

You want it,FITZ HAS GOT IT!!!!

ANY fetish you might have,PM Fitz and he's got that shit..Were talkin balls in ass,pissin in ass,shitting on ass,fingering ass,licking ass,people trying to fit their head in someone's ass..FITZ HAS GOT IT ALL!!

COME ONE COME ALL

Maybe. Porn has gone up a notch just in general. Normal porn these days would have been absolutely HARDCORE in those days. Now you see guys facefucking girls, making them gag, blocking there nose and it's just water off a ducks back and another day at the office for them. I swear as a kid, I NEVER saw that, now it's everywhere.
Friends were talking about it the other day on how far it's gone, they set the bar so high, that they just need to do something even more shocking everytime, lol.

That said, I don't think kids these days would be scarred so easy. I think I would probably become scarred easier than kids these days. The internet is absolutely fucked and will desensitise kids. Imagine back when you were 11-12 years old, how easy would you be able to find a video of a guy getting killed, the living shit kicked out of him, beheaded and hardcore porn? How easy is it these days? Kids see a lot more these days and I think they will be MUCH mentally tougher just in general. I swear, the things people have access to these days is probably worse than images that war veterans have in their head and I'm not sure it's a good thing.

It has even become relaxed in the world place. We have a hard drive that is 1TB and people just upload and download stuff from the network. Full of music, movies, TV shows and everything. Someone uploaded a movie called "Ultimate Surrender". It's a movie on females wrestling, the loser gets fucked viciously by the winner using a strap on.

I can picture Blaze screaming that outside of Fitz's tent at the carnival. LOL

I can definitely agree with you though Fitz, kids today have access to whatever they want in seconds. It sucks in a way that they don't get the simple pleasures that we had. You know, Victoria's Secret catalogs, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition...the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog.

I'm pretty open minded to porn, though I don't like porn that involves scat, I'm not fond of fisting, a foot or baseball bats in the pussy/ass (not a fan of extreme stretching, I find it disgusting). I also haven't really like movies that main focus is piss, lol. I have seen the odd movie where piss is involved, but it was only a small portion of a movie. There is a series called "Pissmops" who specialises in it, not a fan of that either.

Fuck man, I still have some standards guys.

Maybe two dogs means two sets of balls in one ass? THAT would definitely be harder than bathing one dog.


The funniest part is that the original question never got answered. LMAO.

I think me and Fitz would go toe-to-toe when it comes to porn collection/knowledge.

You tell him Snoop. Asains and their love for porn can not be denied!

Ya still looking for the name of that thing! HAHAHAH !

Sorry man. I'm pretty sure nobody knows what it's called. That or we just have too much interest in masturbation and/or porn.


Ya damn straight it can't!

I figured that, but this thread is fucking hilarious.

AHha

Not sure how much porn you have. Though a new guy started work and he lives near me and doesn't have his licence so I drop him off at home when he is in the 2 days a week. Talking about TV shows or something and he said his friend still has his hard drive as he is getting the 'special movies'. He told me he had 200gb on that hard drive and I told him he is bringing it to me when he gets it back, lol.
I am in a computer company, and you know nerds. They have tons of porn, lol.

Standards are for hanging doors, morals are for the end of stories

I feel so much better about my porn collection & content now. Thanks Fitz. That said I prefer to buy mine the old fashioned way by going in the discreet laneway entrance to my local adult shop & browsing what is on offer before getting it brown bagged.

You had bukkake, rough gagging, anal gaping videos and hardcore videos that made you feel like you had a sick problem didn't you? That's perfectly find Stevenski. Welcome to todays world and thank the internet for that.

*arms wide open*

Well some of the many titles I have owned include Glazed & Confused (bukkake) Throat Gaggers & plenty of the Matador movies (gaping dripping cum soaked asses).

I am not sick but I have a healthy appreciation for hardcore porn.

Haha.

It reminds me about 4 years ago. I have a friend who is really into his porn as well, and has a girlfriend of about 8 years and he still loves it. One day when all the boys were over, he came in to the room and dumped a big gym bag of porn on the floor.
All these newbies were getting all this shit and mainstream stuff. I stroll over and knowing that he is a dirty cunt, I grabbed the bukkake video. I smiled to him and said, look at all these rookies. I am playing dumb like I don't know what bukkake is, but we both know what the deal is. We just laughed, and he you know the score. Haha.

I really want the dude who started this thread to post something..Please give us a reaction of how your thread turned out..

Blaze.

Blaze again.

You act like you guys are some Jedi Masters of porn! LMAO

I may shamefully have more GBs of porn burned on DVDs. LOL.

Ok was a good indicator of porn knowledge/taste that I use with my friends. Who would be in your top five fantasy team, both current and of all time?

To be honest, not all my all time favourites would appeal to every one. I sometimes like ones that aren't all that attractive, sometimes I like the junk ones, lol. Though I will name my top 5.

Rebecca Linares/Naomi/Gianna Michaels/Friday/Jada Fire

I tried to add a bit of everything in that, though these could probably be swapped with everyone on there other than Naomi.
Belladonna/Tiffany Mynx/Olivia O'Lovely/Annete Schwarz/Katsumi/Lily Thai\Anita Blonde

This is probably the new mental image everyone has of me now.

Naomi never did it for me. The Private girls always look classy even when getting double anal. The American girls always look dirty to me. Not that there is anything wrong with that of course.

Look at Fitz digging those thick dark skin beauties.

I'm a fan of Ayana Angel and several more but she sticks out most to me.

I actually kind of pictured this............

Haha. Well played.