UFC 113

Main Event - UFC Light Heavyweight Championship
Lyoto Machida vs. Mauricio “Shogun” Rua

Undercard
Josh Koscheck vs. Paul Daley
Sam Stout vs. Jeremy Stephens
Kevin “Kimbo Slice” Ferguson vs. Matt Mitrione
Patrick Cote vs. Alan Belcher

So who are you guys picking? I've got...

Rua by TKO4
Daley TKO1
Stout UD
Kimbo TKO2 (via shitty GnP) ((Ughh, and I can see controversy written all over it))
Cote TKO3 (Though I wouldn't be surprised to see Belcher pull off a decision upset.)


I'll be doing a RBR (my first since the UFC 104 tragedy), but it'll be my style. Some inane commentary posted in between rounds, finished with a BRIEF synopsis on who I thought won the round. That's it. Any maybe not shit during the main event. We'll see.

It'll be mega-epic if Shogun wins by controverstial decision, lol.

WAR Shogun!!!

Saw Dana White on ESPN2's countdown show.

1.) He pretty much confirmed Couture/Toney will be happening, and, again, pretty much confirmed it was a freak show, and he was ready to take his lumps for making such a match.

2.) GSP and the the winner of Kos/Daley will coach the next season of TUF.

3.) Said "It's about f'ing time ESPN!" as he was getting ready to go down and watch the prelims.

Anyone else watching the fights tonight?

Oh man, I just took my 3rd shit in the last 8 hours. I hope this won't become a trend. It was a double flusher too, due to one aggressive turd kernel that refused to go down.

What will I do if I get diarrhea during the fight? Shit my pants, I guess.

Here we go!

(Some nice titties in attendance tonight.)

Man, what a shit-ass tattoo, Belcher. Fuck. Percy, that man has your nickname too. You should probably think about switching. I know if some cumquadt came out sporting the name "Warlord" with a shit-ass tat like that, I'd change my name in a heartbeat.

Belcher lands a nice kick to the nuts.

Nice first round. I'll give it to Belcher for the nice body kicks, and the reversal on the ground.

Man, it takes all kind of epic to walk around with your hands super low like Cote, and yet somehow manage to get caught with every body kick from here to Baghdad.

Cote is cut.

Belcher by RNC!!!! Wow!!!! Nice slam, nice finish!

His John Goodman tattoo still sucks.

That was a clean slam. Belcher deserves it.

Belcher plugging twitter and facebook. STFU. You needa plug a good tattoo removal agency.

Slice / Meathead up next. Oh joy.

Meathead flopping all around the ring, lol. I'm thinking about changing my pick. That's the kind of crazy I like.

Got 10 guests onboard this thread so far. Guys, sign the fuck up! Start posting, motherfuckers!

Meathead grabbed Kimbo's ass as he was getting into the cage, lol. Classic.

Are those Meathead's teeth, or is he wearing a dirty-ass mouthpiece? Damn, looks like he dropped it in my toilet and fished it out withouh washing it first.

Kimbo nearly got triangled, but he's free. Good shit.

GREAT 1st round by Meathead. Wow! He takes it due to sub attempts. Kimbo is exhausted. If he wins this fight it'll be a miracle. Hell, if he makes it out of round 2 it will be a miracle.

It's over! Meathead wins by strikes from the mount! Wow. I'm 0-2 and I couldn't be happier, lol. Can we change Meathead's name to "Big Country?"

Stout/Stephens up next.

Good first round, Stephens takes it off his power punching and that sweet spinning back-fist.

Round 2 pretty damn even. Flip a coin.

Nice nut-shot by Stout.

Stephens rd1, Stout rd 3. Interesting to see who the judges give 2 to.

Stephens by SD. I'm 0-3 and I don't give a DAMN! As long as Shogun wins, it'll be a great night.

Hmm, they're going to Joe Doerksen vs. Tom Lawlor from the prelims. Doerksen wins by choke in the 2nd, in case you're wondering.

Where the fuck is everyone at? Shit, this is one of the biggest rematches in fucking UFC history. Guys, get online!

Daley/Kos coming up next.

I knew Mitrione was gonna take this Kimbo is a bum and needs to go back to youtube.

By the way great job on pbp War.

This should be a good one.

Koscheck by sub.

Tell me about it.

I think Machida takes it but im rooting for Shogun so Silva can get a crack at the belt.

Daley loses a point for illegal knee to Kos's hair.

Appreciate it! You watching?

No point loss after all. Kos is a pussy.

Yup

I really hope the UFC gets rid of Kimbo the dude can't fight for sh*t he's all looks.

The Blanket has returned. Wow now I remember why I hate Koscheck so much.

I take it you going for Daley?

Kos takes the first 2 rounds in the most boring fashion possible. What happened to him saying he was gonna stand with Daley? Has Daley even landed a punch?

You know your shit is boring when the crowd starts chanting for a fighter who isn't even on the card.

Haha, I picked Daley to win, but it looks like I'm going 0-4 tonight. Still holding out hope for my boy Shogun.

yeah thats what sucks about him but if he stands he with Daley he gets stopped.

Both were talking alot of sh*t. Before the fight Daley said his TD was good enough obviously not.

Daley FINALLY landed a few nice punches, but he'll finish it out on his back now. Kos will take the UD.

Daley!

Haahahahahahha!

Daley hooks Kos after the bell, Kos shits on the crowd, and now we go the the MAIN EVENT!

Pretty much played out how i thought it would Kos is who he is if he stood with Daley he goes to sleep this was the only way to win it.

hell yeah i really hope Shogun takes it he deserves it but Machida is a thinker in the cage it ain't gonna be easy thats for sure.

SHOGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both men look dry. If either man goes hyper-aggressive it might end quickly.

1st round KO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YEAH!

Fuck Machida!

Mauricio "Shogun" Rua, the REAL fucking champion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!