King Eugene
Jun 24 2010, 03:10 AM
I was browsing the web and came across an article about what boxer's have the best nicknames so I decided to bring the topic to the boards and see what you guys think. Right off the bat I'd say:
Jame "Lightsout" Toney
Evander "Real Deal" Holyfield
Riddick "Big Daddy" Bowe
Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini
JLUVBABY
Jun 24 2010, 03:53 AM
QUOTE (King Eugene @ Jun 24 2010, 03:10 AM)

I was browsing the web and came across an article about what boxer's have the best nicknames so I decided to bring the topic to the boards and see what you guys think. Right off the bat I'd say:
Jame "Lightsout" Toney
Evander "Real Deal" Holyfield
Riddick "Big Daddy" Bowe
Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini
"Iron" Mike Tyson...
Iran "The Blade" Barkley
davaryll "Touch of Sleep" Williamson
"Pretty Boy" Floyd Mayweather
Thomas "The Hitman" Hearns
lloyd mayflower
Jun 24 2010, 05:08 AM
"The chosen Juan" Juan Lazcano
BigG
Jun 24 2010, 05:13 AM
"Pacman" Pacquiao
"Kid Dynamite" Tyson
"Smokin" Joe
"The Motor City Cobra" Hearns
King Eugene
Jun 24 2010, 06:09 AM
QUOTE (Fitz @ Jun 24 2010, 06:35 AM)

Juan "The Hispanic Causing Panic" Lazcano
Probably one of the best I've ever heard.
salvador
Jun 24 2010, 07:00 AM
Mitch "Hold My Beer" Hicks
STEVENSKI
Jun 24 2010, 07:04 AM
QUOTE (BigG @ Jun 24 2010, 11:13 AM)

"The Motor City Cobra" Hearns
Fuckin A.
I like "Mercyless" Ray Mercer too.
The brown bomber is awesome. There are a million great ones.
Spyder
Jun 24 2010, 07:19 AM
"Hands of Stone"
"The Manassa Mauler"
"Galaxy Warrior"
"Supernova"
"The Pride of Wales"
All top notch nicknames...
Douchebag
Jun 24 2010, 07:31 AM
QUOTE (Spyder @ Jun 24 2010, 08:19 AM)

"Hands of Stone"
"The Manassa Mauler"
"Galaxy Warrior"
"Supernova"
"The Pride of Wales"
All top notch nicknames...
I've always thought "Galaxy Warrior" was kind of lame.
alaganza
Jun 24 2010, 07:42 AM
Bonecrusher and the Body Snatcher were great ones too.
Although he was fictional, Apollo Creed had a list of great ones. LOL
King of Sting
Master of Disaster
Count of Monte Fisto
Spyder
Jun 24 2010, 08:11 AM
QUOTE (The Conscience @ Jun 24 2010, 08:31 AM)

I've always thought "Galaxy Warrior" was kind of lame.
What?
He's like a Super Sayan, fighting opponents from different Galaxies and shit...he's a fucking Galaxy Warrior!
ROLL DEEP
Jun 24 2010, 08:14 AM
QUOTE (The Conscience @ Jun 24 2010, 08:31 AM)

I've always thought "Galaxy Warrior" was kind of lame.
Sounds like a Spectrum game from the 80's.
Keith
Jun 24 2010, 08:29 AM
All listed are top notch.
How about the worst? For me.... "The Latin Snake".
It sounds like a homosexual porn star.
STEVENSKI
Jun 24 2010, 08:38 AM
QUOTE (Spyder @ Jun 24 2010, 12:19 PM)

"The Pride of Wales"
The Welsh have no pride & the fact they hold up Calzaghe as something to be proud of shows that. That said I have a thing for Charlotte Church. I would do things to her that would get me stoned to death in some countries & hero worshipped in others...
Look at that rack!
JLUVBABY
Jun 24 2010, 12:28 PM
mitch "blood" green
michael "dynamite" dokes
"the easton assisin" Larry Holmes
D-MARV
Jun 24 2010, 01:54 PM
I kinda like where Stevenski was going in this thread.
Thegreatequalizer
Jun 24 2010, 07:05 PM
Marvelous Marvin. i like that he legally changed his name to that.
i think Dr. Steelhammer and Dr. Ironfist are pretty hilarious.
JLUVBABY
Jun 24 2010, 07:37 PM
"the canadian bearhugger" off super punch out in the arcades. lol...
JLUVBABY
Jun 24 2010, 09:19 PM
out of curiosity what make the nickname "galaxy warrior" lame?... its not the best nickname but not the worst...
lloyd mayflower
Jun 24 2010, 09:20 PM
Galaxy Warrior is like calling yourself ninja assassin. It promises more than any man can deliver and thus must result in a let down. You cant just throw two words together to make something that should be super cool and awesome n shit and expect to live up to it.
Also, for worst nicknames, Joshua "the grandmaster" Clottey must be up there
JLUVBABY
Jun 24 2010, 09:40 PM
QUOTE (lloyd mayflower @ Jun 24 2010, 09:20 PM)

Galaxy Warrior is like calling yourself ninja assassin. It promises more than any man can deliver and thus must result in a let down. You cant just throw two words together to make something that should be super cool and awesome n shit and expect to live up to it.
Also, for worst nicknames, Joshua "the grandmaster" Clottey must be up there
wasnt khaosi galaxy nicknamed the galaxy warrior?... could be wrong... but he is an all time great if im right.... he only had 1 loss with a boatload of victories...
STEVENSKI
Jun 24 2010, 09:54 PM
QUOTE (D-MARV @ Jun 24 2010, 06:54 PM)

I kinda like where Stevenski was going in this thread.
Thats it I am a leader not a follower. I'd lead Charlotte Church to depths of depravity that DeSade never dreamed.
Snoop
Jun 24 2010, 10:06 PM
"Bodysnatcher" seals it for me. It has the ultimate "boogie man" feel to it.
The worst nickname is probably Owen "What the Heck" Beck. Coooooooooorny.
Nay_Sayer
Jun 24 2010, 10:42 PM
The Easton Assassin
The Baby-Faced Assassin
The Brockton Blockbuster
The Manansa Mauler
The Hitman
The Executioner
Pretty Boy Floyd
The Real Deal
El Terrible
The Brown Bomber
The Cinderella Man
Lights Out
Manos de Piedra
The Boogieman
Razor
The Next Generation
The Rock
The Jinx
Al Hata
Jun 24 2010, 10:47 PM
James "Lights Out" Toney
Darnell "The Ding-a-ling man" Wilson
Donovan "Razor" Ruddick
Ike "Bazooka" Quartey
Jermain "Bad Intentions" Taylor
Andrew "Six Heads" Lewis
Michael "Second to" Nunn
salvador
Jun 25 2010, 06:31 AM
QUOTE (Snoop @ Jun 24 2010, 10:06 PM)

The worst nickname is probably Owen "What the Heck" Beck. Coooooooooorny.
Lance "Goofy" Whitaker was pretty bad.
lloyd mayflower
Jun 25 2010, 07:02 AM
If you were a boxer, you would obviously pick a nickname that made you sound like a big man, all tough and mean, rather than sounding weak feeble and underdeveloped, so you have to question the motivation of Stevie "2 pound" Forbes
Douchebag
Jun 25 2010, 07:05 AM
QUOTE (lloyd mayflower @ Jun 25 2010, 08:02 AM)

If you were a boxer, you would obviously pick a nickname that made you sound like a big man, all tough and mean, rather than sounding weak feeble and underdeveloped, so you have to question the motivation of Stevie "2 pound" Forbes
He only weight 2 pounds when he was born.
I like the KO Kid.
oozemcbuck
Jun 25 2010, 08:37 AM
Why does every Irish fighter have to be "Irish" ? Imagine if everyone did that ? Miguel "Puerto Rican" Cotto, Juan "Mexican" Marquez, Sam "African" Peter. Using your nationality as a nickname should be banned.
oozemcbuck
Jun 25 2010, 08:37 AM
Why does every Irish fighter have to be "Irish" ? Imagine if everyone did that ? Miguel "Puerto Rican" Cotto, Juan "Mexican" Marquez, Sam "African" Peter. Using your nationality as a nickname should be banned.
lloyd mayflower
Jun 25 2010, 08:43 AM
QUOTE (The Conscience @ Jun 25 2010, 01:05 PM)

He only weight 2 pounds when he was born.
I like the KO Kid.
I know, what could be more underdeveloped and feeble than a 2 pound baby
Dont believe iv seen Arturo "Thunder" Gatti mentioned here. Pretty cool
lloyd mayflower
Jun 25 2010, 11:32 AM
"The Shamrock Express" Shea Neary
Snoop
Jun 25 2010, 11:54 AM
QUOTE (oozemcbuck @ Jun 25 2010, 02:37 PM)

Why does every Irish fighter have to be "Irish" ? Imagine if everyone did that ? Miguel "Puerto Rican" Cotto, Juan "Mexican" Marquez, Sam "African" Peter. Using your nationality as a nickname should be banned.
Well Africa is a continent, not a nation, and "The Nigerian Nightmare" isn't really too far off, if at all.
Snoop
Jun 25 2010, 01:45 PM
QUOTE (JD @ Jun 25 2010, 06:11 PM)

The Explosive Thin Man.
Sounds better in Spanish.
Run and Gun Game Calls
Jun 25 2010, 02:15 PM
years ago when i fought in the local toughman tourny, they announced me as the "screamin demon!!!!!" Couldnt help but laugh as i walked to the ring
GARCIA
Jun 25 2010, 02:47 PM
"FEROCIOUS" Fernando Vargas..
"Iron" Mike Tyson
James "Lights Out" Toney
"The Baby-Faced Assassin" Marco Antonio Barrera
Nay_Sayer
Jun 25 2010, 08:30 PM
And how could I forget "The Drunken Master"....
STEVENSKI
Jun 25 2010, 08:48 PM
Anthony "the Man" Mundine. He is saying it all with his name. He is the man
Snoop
Jun 25 2010, 09:31 PM
QUOTE (STEVENSKI @ Jun 26 2010, 02:48 AM)

Anthony "the Man" Mundine. He is saying it all with his name. He is the man

LMAO. I take it back, this is the best.
STEVENSKI
Jun 26 2010, 05:14 AM
QUOTE (Snoop @ Jun 26 2010, 02:31 AM)

LMAO. I take it back, this is the best.
No these guys are the best. The best of the best that is.
HaydelHammer
Jun 26 2010, 01:20 PM
another lame one IMO was DaVarryl "TOUCH OF SLEEP" Williamson and Tony "THE PUNCHING POSTMAN" Thornton. wtf seriously.
"THUNDER" Gatti was kinda lame to me also...thunder? I don't know why this nickname didn't vibe with me.
I liked Iran "THE BLADE" Barkley since this dude looked the part of a guy that would pull one on you and rob your a$$.
White Buffalo and Black Rhino are all timers.
lloyd mayflower
Jun 26 2010, 01:36 PM
The punching postman can be trumped in boxing nicknames by Rendall "The Binman" Munroe
oozemcbuck
Jun 26 2010, 02:48 PM
I know it's boxing nicknames, but this one gotta get an exception, he's an MMA guy, his name : Lodune " Vanilla Gorilla" Sincaid ! Funniest fuckin name I ever heard anywhere.
kidbazooka1
Jun 26 2010, 03:47 PM
Wilfredo"Bazooka"Gomez(the original bazooka)
"Rockabye" Ruben Olivarez
Joe "brown bomber"louise
Mike "the body snatcher" Mccallum
Roger "black mamba" mayweather.
Mean Mister Mustard
Jun 28 2010, 05:16 PM
Oscar " El Chololo" Larios and Fernando "Cochulito" Montiel are two classic spanish ones.
Snoop
Jun 28 2010, 06:22 PM
QUOTE (HaydelHammer @ Jun 26 2010, 06:20 PM)

another lame one IMO was DaVarryl "TOUCH OF SLEEP" Williamson and Tony "THE PUNCHING POSTMAN" Thornton. wtf seriously.
Reminds me of Calvin "The Boxing Banker" Brock.
rusty_trombone
Jun 28 2010, 06:40 PM
I always liked the "hispanic who causes panic", i forget the guys name though.
Fitz
Jun 28 2010, 07:04 PM
Juan Lazcano. I mentioned it in one of my earlier posts. Great nickname.
I always liked 'Kid Diamond'. Had a real good ring to it. I hated it when he changed it to 'Dr. Evil'. That was terrible.
Snoop
Jun 28 2010, 07:07 PM
QUOTE (Fitz @ Jun 29 2010, 12:04 AM)

Juan Lazcano. I mentioned it in one of my earlier posts. Great nickname.
I always liked 'Kid Diamond'. Had a real good ring to it. I hated it when he changed it to 'Dr. Evil'. That was terrible.
Ditto on that. Kid Diamond was mint. Dr. Evil was horrendously corny.
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