QUOTE (Keith @ Aug 10 2010, 06:17 PM)

First intelligent thing you posted in your time here.
Here's some more intelligence:
1. Take your glow in the dark lip ring out. It looks faggoty as fuck. And your boyfriend's ball hair keeps accidentally wrapping around it, which is usually the cause of your public stall bathroom arguments.
2. Women actually DO have vaginas. Its not just a rumor. They exist. I figured I would confirm this fact for you, before you die.
3. I type whatever the fuck I want, whenever the fuck I want...but I must admit, its an added bonus when I get to work some of you geeks up into a furious nerd frenzy. Speaking of typing whatever I want...here is my rendition of Tyrone:
Im gettin tired of your sheeeit
You dont never buy me nothin
See everytime you come around
You got to bring jim, james, paul & tyrone
See why cant we be by ourselves, sometimes
See Ive been having this on my mind
For a long time
I just want it to be
You and me
Like it used to be, babaay
But ya dont know how to act
So matter of fact
(chorus)
I think ya better call tyrone
(call him)
And tell him come on, help you get your shit (come on, come on)
You need to call tyrone
(call him)
And tell him I said come on
Now everytime I ask you for a little cash
You say naw and turn right around and ask me for some ass
Oh, well hold up
Listen partna
I aint no cheap thrill
Cause miss badu is always comin for real
And you know the deal nigga
Everytime we go somewhere
I gotta reach down in my purse
To pay your way and your homeboys way
And sometimes your cousins way??
They dont never have to pay
Dont have no cars
Hang around in bars
Try to hang around with stars
Like badu
Im gon tell you the truth
Show n prove
Or get the boot
I think ya better(call him)
And tell him come on
Help you get your shit
You need to call tyron
(call him)
hold on
But ya cant use my phone
Thanks, and Good night.