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Deevel79
Roy Jones loss to Tarver:

"I lost on purpose so that my father didnt get any credit for the win"
Box in Hand
Yeah I'm gonna go with the Roy Jones one as well.
Snoop
"I had the wrong socks on."
Spyder
"I was hurt. I'm not going to go out on my back. I'm not going to lay down for nobody. I'm going to stop while I'm ahead. That way I can speak well when I'm older. May the best man win, and tonight, he was the best man. I'm young, but I don't think that I deserve to be getting beat up like this. I have a lot of thinking to do." - Victor Ortiz
ROLL DEEP
QUOTE (Deevel79 @ Oct 1 2010, 11:29 AM) *
Roy Jones loss to Tarver:

"I lost on purpose so that my father didnt get any credit for the win"



That one is HORRENDOUS. What an idiot.


QUOTE (Snoop @ Oct 1 2010, 02:46 PM) *
"I had the wrong socks on."



Who said that?
Snoop
QUOTE (ROLL DEEP @ Oct 1 2010, 08:50 PM) *
Who said that?

Manny Pacquiao when he drew with Marquez.

Oh and let's not forget, "I had the wrong gloves on."
Snoop
QUOTE (Spyder @ Oct 1 2010, 07:57 PM) *
"I was hurt. I'm not going to go out on my back. I'm not going to lay down for nobody. I'm going to stop while I'm ahead. That way I can speak well when I'm older. May the best man win, and tonight, he was the best man. I'm young, but I don't think that I deserve to be getting beat up like this. I have a lot of thinking to do." - Victor Ortiz

I don't think he'll ever live that one down.
JLUVBABY
i thought tyson had a good excuse after he WON (wasn't it against clifford ettiene) when he said, "I broke my back"... lol... i was like w.t.f!!!!
Box in Hand
QUOTE (Spyder @ Oct 1 2010, 01:57 PM) *
"I was hurt. I'm not going to go out on my back. I'm not going to lay down for nobody. I'm going to stop while I'm ahead. That way I can speak well when I'm older. May the best man win, and tonight, he was the best man. I'm young, but I don't think that I deserve to be getting beat up like this. I have a lot of thinking to do." - Victor Ortiz



I forgot about that horse shit excuse. Man go be a fucking florist if you want a easy job. Boxing is for men not girlie boys. Arrrgggghhh, death to Victor Ortiz.
Box in Hand
QUOTE (JLUVBABY @ Oct 1 2010, 03:28 PM) *
i thought tyson had a good excuse after he WON (wasn't it against clifford ettiene) when he said, "I broke my back"... lol... i was like w.t.f!!!!



That was mine originally but he won that fight so I took it off. I was like damn Mike pass me that good shit you smoking dude.
JLUVBABY
QUOTE (Box in Hand @ Oct 1 2010, 03:32 PM) *
That was mine originally but he won that fight so I took it off. I was like damn Mike pass me that good shit you smoking dude.


that shit was classic... hey i think imma finally order that dvd/vhs recorder... wasnt it you im supposed to be trading fight film with?... i think we talked about that a while back...
Box in Hand
QUOTE (JLUVBABY @ Oct 1 2010, 03:45 PM) *
that shit was classic... hey i think imma finally order that dvd/vhs recorder... wasnt it you im supposed to be trading fight film with?... i think we talked about that a while back...



Yup that was me. I'm not in Houston anymore though but we can still swap fights anytime. I just ordered a couple more career sets like James Toney, Sugar Ray Leonard, Sugar Ray Robinson, Thomas Hearns etc.
The Ollie Reed Fan Club
What about Tarver after Hopkins when he claimed evil forces had poisened him? That was pretty funny.
Lil-lightsout
QUOTE (The Ollie Reed Fan Club @ Oct 1 2010, 07:10 PM) *
What about Tarver after Hopkins when he claimed evil forces had poisened him? That was pretty funny.


You know Tarver wanted to use the "weight" excuse from losing weight from the Rocky movie, BUT he screwed himself with the Roy Jones debacle.
alaganza
I had the wrong socks on... thumbsup_anim.gif Classic
JLUVBABY
QUOTE (Box in Hand @ Oct 1 2010, 06:01 PM) *
Yup that was me. I'm not in Houston anymore though but we can still swap fights anytime. I just ordered a couple more career sets like James Toney, Sugar Ray Leonard, Sugar Ray Robinson, Thomas Hearns etc.


you still in texas?... where you at?
Box in Hand
QUOTE (JLUVBABY @ Oct 1 2010, 08:06 PM) *
you still in texas?... where you at?



In Hawaii now trying to make me some Hawaiian kids lol. Been here since March.
JLUVBABY
QUOTE (Box in Hand @ Oct 1 2010, 08:40 PM) *
In Hawaii now trying to make me some Hawaiian kids lol. Been here since March.


got damn man... why the move?
Box in Hand
QUOTE (JLUVBABY @ Oct 1 2010, 08:41 PM) *
got damn man... why the move?



Got offered a job out here so packed up faster than a bullet. Let me know when you get you recorder cause you got a boss collection.
JLUVBABY
QUOTE (Box in Hand @ Oct 1 2010, 08:58 PM) *
Got offered a job out here so packed up faster than a bullet. Let me know when you get you recorder cause you got a boss collection.


yeah man i got to get them transfered over... some of the vhs tapes i have are from 84 and 85.... and maybe even a lil earlier...
Method
"I ate a bad oyster" - Oscar De La Duchebag
jvo1800
QUOTE (Lil-lightsout @ Oct 1 2010, 07:21 PM) *
You know Tarver wanted to use the "weight" excuse from losing weight from the Rocky movie, BUT he screwed himself with the Roy Jones debacle.

EXACTLY
pcraw
"I felt how hard he punched and didn't want to get knocked out." Clottey after the Pacquiao fight.
Mean Mister Mustard
Wlad's excuse that he had been covered in vaseline that covered his pores and thus prevented him from breathing properly against Brewster.

I think the best one has to be Vic Darchynian against Donaire. Ge didn't offer any excuses for the knockout; he flat out denied that he had even been knocked out!
PR316
The one about Roy Jones purposley losing has to take the cake.

Trinidad blaming 9/11 and marital problems was also pretty bad. But its worse now that the keeps on saying it again and again.

Chavez years ago saying he was "embrujado" is also up there. Lol
Warlord
Anyone ever use the excuse of having to take a shit? It's gotta be hell to take body shots when you're already in the process of clinching a turd. And you know somewhere in the long annals of boxing history, this had to have happened at some point. The only question is, was anyone shameless enough to A.) Admit it, and B.) Document it for further generations.


On a side-note, I know in MMA Tim Sylvia shit his pants in the middle of a fight before.
Lil-lightsout



I could have sworn Oscar DeLa Hoya said something along those lines in one of his post fight interviews. I just can not remember which fight it was.


On a side note when I was in 10th grade at a HS wrestling match, which I wrestled 98lbs, the 105 pounder wrestled after me. Well as soon as I won my match I went into the bathroom to wash up and take a piss. As I was pissing, the 105 pounder came storming into the bathroom/locker room and flew into the stall to take a shit. They had to stop his match in the middle cause he almost shit his pants, lol. So as I go back out to the gym the whole crowd starts cheering as I opened the door, until they realized it was only me and not the dude taking a shit. He eventually made it back out and won his match.
D-MARV
Didn't George Foreman blame is loss to Ali on being cursed by some voodoo woman?

Roy using his father as an excuse is certainly up there. Pacquiao blaming it on his socks was hilarious.
gravytrain
QUOTE (D-MARV @ Oct 3 2010, 10:25 AM) *
Didn't George Foreman blame is loss to Ali on being cursed by some voodoo woman?

Roy using his father as an excuse is certainly up there. Pacquiao blaming it on his socks was hilarious.


I think he has before, usually the guy just talks about Ali tricking him though LOL.
Mean Mister Mustard
Andrew "Six Heads" Lewis once fled the ring because he had to take a dump. He blamed it on a milkshake that he had before the fight. A milkshake! Why not have some beans and prune juice whle he was at it?
ROLL DEEP
QUOTE (Warlord @ Oct 3 2010, 12:01 AM) *
Anyone ever use the excuse of having to take a shit? It's gotta be hell to take body shots when you're already in the process of clinching a turd. And you know somewhere in the long annals of boxing history, this had to have happened at some point. The only question is, was anyone shameless enough to A.) Admit it, and B.) Document it for further generations.


On a side-note, I know in MMA Tim Sylvia shit his pants in the middle of a fight before.



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I was putting one of my gym members through their paces one session - well, he was grading for his black belt and we were sparring so I was really putting it on him. He was a bit of dickhead so I was enjoying myself. I punched him right smack bang in the centre of his stomach and he shit himself laugh.gif

I refused to grapple with him after....I got another sparring partner to do those rounds, hahaha.
lloyd mayflower
QUOTE (ROLL DEEP @ Oct 3 2010, 08:47 PM) *
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I was putting one of my gym members through their paces one session - well, he was grading for his black belt and we were sparring so I was really putting it on him. He was a bit of dickhead so I was enjoying myself. I punched him right smack bang in the centre of his stomach and he shit himself laugh.gif

I refused to grapple with him after....I got another sparring partner to do those rounds, hahaha.


Honestly, that is absolutely and totally terrific. Iv made you shit your drawers, and now, i'm papping your shitty self off to someone else.

Classic!
STEVENSKI
QUOTE (Warlord @ Oct 3 2010, 04:01 PM) *
Anyone ever use the excuse of having to take a shit? It's gotta be hell to take body shots when you're already in the process of clinching a turd. And you know somewhere in the long annals of boxing history, this had to have happened at some point. The only question is, was anyone shameless enough to A.) Admit it, and B.) Document it for further generations.


On a side-note, I know in MMA Tim Sylvia shit his pants in the middle of a fight before.


Duran claimed it after Leonard II & that is why he bolted from the ring.....
TheFonz
I don't deserve to get beat up like that.

He just kept hitting me.
ROLL DEEP
QUOTE (lloyd mayflower @ Oct 3 2010, 04:02 PM) *
Honestly, that is absolutely and totally terrific. Iv made you shit your drawers, and now, i'm papping your shitty self off to someone else.

Classic!



Yeah, it was hilarious. A lot of the guys in the gym were laughing about it as he wasn't a very popular person due to his willingness to beat up on the newer members but his reluctance to spar with his own standards, so pretty much everyone was chuffed it happened.



Well, everyone apart from the guy who had to wrestle with him laugh.gif
King Eugene
QUOTE (STEVENSKI @ Oct 3 2010, 06:18 PM) *
Duran claimed it after Leonard II & that is why he bolted from the ring.....

Actually Duran said "fuck this" he aint fighting. I'll quit this one and get a rematch just like he gave me a rematch.

Bottom line that sum-bitch quit!
Deevel79
QUOTE (Spyder @ Oct 1 2010, 02:57 PM) *
"I was hurt. I'm not going to go out on my back. I'm not going to lay down for nobody. I'm going to stop while I'm ahead. That way I can speak well when I'm older. May the best man win, and tonight, he was the best man. I'm young, but I don't think that I deserve to be getting beat up like this. I have a lot of thinking to do." - Victor Ortiz


Technically that wasnt an excuse. He was telling the truth. He flat out bitched out.
Big Slim Sweet
Zab Judah after losing to Baldomir was pretty pathetic, blaming the loss on Don King for making him promote the fight. "Yo, I got a...My promoter's fucked up yo."
PR316
^^^^^I remember that. Lol!!!!!!
SmartyBeardo
Earlier generation mma/wrestler dude surprised me with a takedown at a party when his "girlfriend"/slut was making the moves on my little Beardo.

"It was the coke, weed and whiskey, dammit."

Poor bastard blew his own damned head off. Bitches will do that to those with no game.
AussieLad
QUOTE (ROLL DEEP @ Oct 3 2010, 08:47 PM) *
laugh.gif


I was putting one of my gym members through their paces one session - well, he was grading for his black belt and we were sparring so I was really putting it on him. He was a bit of dickhead so I was enjoying myself. I punched him right smack bang in the centre of his stomach and he shit himself laugh.gif

I refused to grapple with him after....I got another sparring partner to do those rounds, hahaha.


SmartyBeardo
QUOTE (AussieLad @ Oct 10 2010, 01:32 AM) *

Even as a fictional character, I can't bare to look at that video, DownUnderling.
The Ollie Reed Fan Club
QUOTE (SmartyBeardo @ Oct 10 2010, 05:43 AM) *
Even as a fictional character, I can't bare to look at that video, DownUnderling.


I concur, that was revolting. I like the way the guy just kept going though. Maybe he thought if he just pretended nothing had happened no-one would've noticed laugh.gif
SmartyBeardo
QUOTE (The Ollie Reed Fan Club @ Oct 10 2010, 02:47 AM) *
I concur, that was revolting. I like the way the guy just kept going though. Maybe he thought if he just pretended nothing had happened no-one would've noticed laugh.gif

Dammit, Ollie! You went and made me look at that shit focus.gif

"I only ate a Wendy's chili double sleaze boyga washed down with a jumbo java shake, sensei!"
JonnyBlaze
I BROKE MY BACK!!!
The Ollie Reed Fan Club
QUOTE (JonnyBlaze @ Oct 11 2010, 05:32 AM) *
I BROKE MY BACK!!!


He won that fight, with a broken back!! laugh.gif

(If only he could remember Friday's full name. LOL)
JonnyBlaze
QUOTE (The Ollie Reed Fan Club @ Oct 11 2010, 05:41 AM) *
He won that fight, with a broken back!! laugh.gif

(If only he could remember Friday's full name. LOL)

hahahahaha..It cracks me up everytime I hear him say that shit(and crack myself up when trying to impersonate him saying that)..Yeah,he won the fight but it needs to be brought up..It was brought up early in the thread but this is serious shit!!
Warlord
QUOTE (JonnyBlaze @ Oct 11 2010, 05:32 AM) *
I BROKE MY BACK!!!

It's SPINAL!
King Eugene
Anybody knows Friday's full name?
Snoop
QUOTE (Fitz @ Oct 12 2010, 07:41 AM) *
Who the fuck is Friday?

I only know the movie with ice cube and the pornstar.

Who was the pornstar?
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