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BoxingWizard23
Here's my picks of names. so what's yours??

1. Timmothy Bradley aka HammerHead

2. Amir Khan aka The Terrorist

3. Marcos Maidana aka Victor Ortiz's Dad

4. Arthur Abraham aka The Conservative Turtle

5. Joshua Clottey aka African Heavy Bag

6. Manny Pacquiao aka Power Pellet Pacman

7. Zab Judah aka When Mars Attack

8. Klitschko Bro's aka Clitschko Brothers

9. Floyd Mayweather Jr. aka The Guardian

10. David Haye aka Howard Stern

11. Shane Mosley aka Sugar Free

12. Antonio Margarito aka The Cast Off

13. Devon Alexander aka The Grunt

14. Bernard Hopkins aka Father Time

15. Andre Berto aka Victor Ortiz's Son

16. Ricky Hatton aka The Hamburgalar

17. Glen Johnson aka Shit Outta Luck

18. Chad Dawson aka Passive

19. Nonito Donaire aka Victor Conte's Lab Rat

20. Juan Manuel Marquez aka El Dominos

21. Michaek Katsidis aka Arturo Gatti's Surrogate Son

22. Sergio Martinez aka Backstreet Boy

23. Paul Williams aka The Punished

24. Oscar Delahoya aka FishNet Boy

25. Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. aka The Adopted Son

26. James Toney aka Grimace

27. Andre Ward aka Never Leave Cali Like Palm Trees

28. Joe Calzaghe aka The PattyCaker
riddick
Floyd "i'm leaving, stop...i'm back" Mayweather
The Ollie Reed Fan Club
Paulie 'Kid Dynamite' Malignaggi.

'Pretty Roid' Floyd Mayweather.

Roy '10 count' Jones.

Nikolai 'Pretty Boy' Valuev.

Joe 'The Nose' Calzaghe.

Paul 'PPV' Williams.
riddick
QUOTE (The Ollie Reed Fan Club @ Jul 25 2011, 05:51 AM) *
Paul 'PPV' Williams.

Why PPV?
The Ollie Reed Fan Club
QUOTE (riddick @ Jul 25 2011, 04:54 AM) *
Why PPV?


Coz Paul can't sell out shit laugh.gif
riddick
QUOTE (The Ollie Reed Fan Club @ Jul 25 2011, 05:51 AM) *
Nikolai 'Pretty Boy' Valuev.

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riddick
Chris "Bonecrusher" Byrd
mexi-cutioner
Paulie "The Impaler" Malignaggi

David "No Excuses" Haye

Julio Cesar "I made my own path to get to where I am through hard work and perserverance" Chavez Jr.

Saul "The Soulless Ginger" Alvarez

"Mr.Versatile" Paul Williams

Kelly "Chemo Treatment" Pavlik
The Ollie Reed Fan Club
Mike 'The Quiet Man' Tyson.

'Honest' Antonio Margarito.

Yuri 'The Finisher' Foreman.

David 'Right Hook' Tua.

Amir 'Only in America' Khan.
STEVENSKI
QUOTE (The Ollie Reed Fan Club @ Jul 25 2011, 07:51 PM) *
Paulie 'Kid Dynamite' Malignaggi.

'Pretty Roid' Floyd Mayweather.

Roy '10 count' Jones.

Nikolai 'Pretty Boy' Valuev.

Joe 'The Nose' Calzaghe.

Paul 'PPV' Williams.



Every single one of them is pure dynamite Ollie. Specially Pretty Roid Floyd.
The Ollie Reed Fan Club
QUOTE (STEVENSKI @ Jul 25 2011, 06:49 AM) *
Every single one of them is pure dynamite Ollie. Specially Pretty Roid Floyd.


Cheers. Pretty Roid Floyd will be polarizing.
STEVENSKI
QUOTE (The Ollie Reed Fan Club @ Jul 25 2011, 09:13 PM) *
Cheers. Pretty Roid Floyd will be polarizing.


He is on em for sure. How else can you explain jumping 5 weight classes. Surely not skill & ability. Gotta be a lil extra something in uncle Rogers Kool Aid.
Cshel86
Zab 'Super Pooper' Judah

Tim 'Super Skull' Bradley

Shane 'Nosely'

Julio Caesar 'Jones' Jr. (no offense, but I haven't saw too many tall mexicans, especially over 5'11 in my lifetime...poppa Chavez needs to hit up Maury for that paternity test asap!)

Devon Alexander 'The Grunt'

Michael 'The Stepping-Stone' Katsidis

Jermaine 'Bad Decisions' Taylor
alaganza
Sergio 'Abercrombie & Fitch' Martinez

Devon 'Illegitmate Holyfield' Alexander (he just looks like he could be one of the many Holyfield kids)

Kermit 'Incoming!' Cintron

Tim 'Third Fist' Bradley

James 'Buuuurp' Toney





Cshel86
QUOTE (alaganza @ Jul 25 2011, 12:11 PM) *
Sergio 'Abercrombie & Fitch' Martinez

Devon 'Illegitmate Holyfield' Alexander (he just looks like he could be one of the many Holyfield kids)

Kermit 'Incoming!' Cintron

Tim 'Third Fist' Bradley

James 'Buuuurp' Toney

Hahahahaha!!! Hell naw! My mom said the same thing and she barely watches boxing! She said, "aw look at him, he looks kinda special".
Eighty88Eight
I called Mike Jones The Big Bad Black Man in another thread has a viable way to sell him to the public in light of a Pacquiao fight. It's not hilarious, but it fits. He's big. He's bad. He's Black. And he's all man. I can almost hear Buffer announcing him. I would put the nickname first. The Big. Bad. BLACK MAN. MIIIKE JOOOOOOOOOOOOO..... aaaannnd so forth.
Plah
I think Smartybeardo beat us to it, he gave some nice nicknames to some of these fighters. Specially "Ramming Speed" to Tim Bradley. Lol.
JONdaCON817
De la Fishnets?

Zab 'Sam Cassel' Judah aka I thought I was gettin a standing 8 count even tho I was laying on the canvas.

Chad 'Non-Chalant' Dawson

David Haye aka Craig David

Paulie 'Fist Pump' Malignaggi

Saul 'fire crotch' Alvarez

Paul 'chin of stone' Williams aka you Juss got knocced the fucc out!

Roy Jones Jr aka 'Hand down, Man down'

Floyd 'innocent until proven guilty' Mayweather

Timothy 'Money' Bradley

Evander 'That baby don't look like me' Holyfield

Idkk I'm bored. Lol


caneman
QUOTE (JONdaCON817 @ Jul 25 2011, 01:21 PM) *
De la Fishnets?



Evander 'That baby don't look like me' Holyfield

Idkk I'm bored. Lol



Evander "The babies cute but don't call me daddy" Holyfeild
E.C.LEGEND
Shane "Fuck on Me" Mosely
Floyd "Toodaloo Motherfucker" Mayweather
E.C.LEGEND
James "You Gone eat yo Cornbread" Toney
Paulie "I Want a Cracker" Malignaggi
Jermain "B,B,B,B,.." Taylor
Bernard "Get Yo Hand Out of My Pocket" Hopkins
The Ollie Reed Fan Club
Ricardo 'Slick' Mayorga

Rocky 'The Killer' Juarez.

Audley 'The Natural' Harrison.

James 'Six Pack' Toney.
Warlord
Audley "The Late Train" Harrison

Wladimir "Bang the Cheerleader" Klitchsko

Roy Jones "Face down" Jr.

SmartyBeardo
Kelly 12 Step Pavlik

Roy Jonesin' Jr.

The Ghost of Holyfield

Paulie Metro Malignaggi

Manny The Little Green Monster Pacquiao

Andre Doe Puff Berto

Princess Julio

Princess Canelo

Antonio The Salamander from The Black Lagoon Tarver

Paul The Definition (of insanity) Williams

Devon Holyfield-Alexander

Andre What's So Funny! Ward

Vic Darchinnychinchinyan

The Battle of Kell Brook

Chris Titteola

SMartinez

Tim Ramming Speed Bradley

Shane The Flinch Mosley

Amere Con

David Lepieux

Lucian Pute

The Siamese Klit

SmartyBeardo
Zab GIS (God I Suck) Judah
AussieLad
Hassim Goiter Boy Rahman




Lil-lightsout
Michael "Up the Bun" Nunn

Michael "SnowMan" Dokes

Zab "Fooled Ya" Judah

Luis " No Stuffing" Resto

Floyd "Brain Washer" Mayweather

Kermit " Cry-Baby" Cintron

John "Ambien" Ruiz

"Banged Her" Evander Holyfield
BoxingWizard23
QUOTE (SmartyBeardo @ Jul 25 2011, 10:53 PM) *
Kelly 12 Step Pavlik

Roy Jonesin' Jr.

The Ghost of Holyfield

Paulie Metro Malignaggi

Manny The Little Green Monster Pacquiao

Andre Doe Puff Berto

Princess Julio

Princess Canelo

Antonio The Salamander from The Black Lagoon Tarver

Paul The Definition (of insanity) Williams

Devon Holyfield-Alexander

Andre What's So Funny! Ward

Vic Darchinnychinchinyan

The Battle of Kell Brook

Chris Titteola

SMartinez

Tim Ramming Speed Bradley

Shane The Flinch Mosley

Amere Con

David Lepieux

Lucian Pute

The Siamese Klit


LMAO!!! you should have made this thread i honestly started this becuz I seen your nicknames of certain fighters and I thought it would be funny to make a thread off it. But good ones nonetheless.
Lil-lightsout
QUOTE (SmartyBeardo @ Jul 26 2011, 01:25 AM) *
Good stuff, LL, especially your Zab tab.

How about - "HeBangedHer" Holyfield?


Thanks, you got some good ones yourself(Ramming Speed is my favorite). There is actually quite a few funny ones in this thread.
ViperSniper
LOL! I think I chuckled to all the Holyfield ones!
lloyd mayflower
James "tits out" Toney
"Petty boy" Floyd Mayweather
Fraudley Harrison
Manny Quackiao

Special kudos to whoever invented Fraudley all those years ago. Thats a belter
SmartyBeardo
QUOTE (lloyd mayflower @ Jul 27 2011, 01:03 PM) *
James "tits out" Toney
"Petty boy" Floyd Mayweather
Fraudley Harrison
Manny Quackiao

Special kudos to whoever invented Fraudley all those years ago. Thats a belter

I still prefer QuackMeow.
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