Will keep you guys updated.

Mike Pyle vs. Rory MacDonald up first tonight. The UFC really needs a new intro. That Faux Rock shlock is played out.

Is Evans on the gear? He's always had a natural physique, but he's looking unusually shredded tonight.

Pyle coming out to "Gonna Fly Now". Gotta root for the guy now.

MacDonald came out to some M.C. fucking Hammer. Rogan rightly said Rory's entrance sucked.

Pyle hit the canvas and MacDonald followed it up with some leg kicks. That's what I like. First time I've seen a UFC fighter use his brain.

Just as I say that we had a repeat of Pyle hitting the ground and MacDonald standing there like a queer not knowing what to do. Eventually he flew into Pyle's guard. What a douche. Guess his brain shortage out after being taxed to its limit in the first few seconds there.

MacDonald finally gets him out of there with punches.

UFC hype machine in full effect. Rogan has now informed me that MacDonald has the potential to surpass GSP. Good one, Rogan. Let's get the ball-sucking going early tonight, okay? And when Jon Jones shows up they can drain his balls of jizz.

Jorge Rivera vs. Constantinos Philippou up next.

Those Anderson Silva highlights were hilarious. Somewhere kidbazooka just jizzed himself.

Fullofpoop just said he was gonna stand toe-to-toe with Rivera, make him miss, and make him pay. We'll see if he's a man of his word.

I liked Leben's gameplan against Anderson Silva better. "I'm gonna eat his shots." He went out on his shield, but at least you can't say he didn't live up to his word, lol.

Fullofpoo gets Rivera down with a limp, ugly takedown. Going for sidemount but he couldn't get it. They're back up.

LOL....

Decent first round. Fullofpoo did well early, Rivera landed some nice shots late. Flip a coin.

GREAT second round, good back and forth. Rivera survived a beating, came back strong, and then got himself in trouble at the end. Fullofpoop definitely takes the second round for the strong start and sub attempts at the end.

Rivera takes the 3rd, Fullofpoo the 2nd. Should be a razor thin decision either way.

Fullofpoo takes the split decision. Can't argue either way.

Dennis Hallman vs. Brian Ebersole up next.

Wow, the shitty ring entrances continue. Hallman coming out to Bill Joel's "We didn't start the fire.", and wearing MANTIES!

Rogan is on fire. Said it was an unfortunate choice of shorts.

The ref is lecturing Hallman about his shorts, LOL!!!!

One dude has his chest hair shaved into an arrow, the other is wearing MANTIES.

EPIC!

EPIC round. Hallman dominated early with multiple sub attempts, Ebersole reversed him and landed some NASTY elbows, forcing the ref to stop the fight. Wowzers.

Ebersole petitions Joe for a spot on Fear Factor. And he was serious. Wow. Just an epic, epic card tonight.

Vitor Belfort vs. Yoshihiro Sexyama up next.

Sexyama classing up the joint, coming out to Pavarotti.

Belfort ANNIHILATES Sexyama, stopping him in the 1st.

Rashad Evans vs. Tito Ortiz up next. Bernard Hopkins in the audience. Heard he gave Evans some tips on his stand-up.

Ortiz coming out to Eminem, carrying a Mexican and American flag.

Why didn't he come out to some Justin Bieber if he was really so interested in appealing to the widest possible audience?

Evans coming out, getting booed roundly by the fans.

Ortiz is always so hilarious during the introductions, he is just literally so full of his own hype that he should be floating away like a hot-air balloon with that big ass head of his.

Evans WORKING Ortiz in the first, nearly getting him out of there. Dominated him in the stand-up and hit him with a NASTY slam right on Ortiz's bad back, and then followed it up with some brutal gnp.

Ortiz showed some heart going for the guillotine and then ankle lock, but Evans finishes him with a sick knee and punches from the top.

No excuses from Ortiz, that's a first. Would like to see Evans and Jon Jones get it on, regardless of whether or not Jones wins against Rampage.

I was rooting for Tito but i figured this was gonna happen Tito just ain't the same at 36 and after after all those surgeries. I really wanted Tito to smash Rashad but looks like Jones is gonna have to take care of him.

I thought Akiyama was dead there for a second. The shot that finished him off was straight to the back of the head just above the neck. He went motionless instantly, face down on the canvas.