To the professional boxing industry as a whole,
I was planning to fly to the Bay Area and sit ringside for Guerrero v Maidana, stay in an upscale hotel, and party profusely all weekend. I was planning to fly to Vegas and sit near ringside for FMJ v Ortiz, stay at The Palms and get loose the way I did for FMJ v Shane The Flinch Mosley. I buy every PPV that I am near civilization for, and I subscribe to HBO and Showtime largely for the boxing. But I am finished eating shit sandwiches.
There has always been corruption in boxing. There have always been shit decisions, shit refs, thrown fights, bullshit matchmaking, prima dona stars and general chaos. But, as of this summer, the industry has lost all respect for its market. You obviously believe that we are a heard of dirty damned zombie apes.
While I resemble an ape, and I am known for playing dirty, I am no zombie and I do not enjoy eating your shit.
It has been The Summer of Shit Sandwiches, but it started with -
#1. Pac v Shane The Flinch Mosley - Admittedly, this was a faux big fight from the day it was announced but did we have to be subjected to a soft-core porn show?
#2. Alexander v Matthysse - Shit sandwich (decision). Might not have been so bad if Alexander had not received another shit sandwich decision less than a year earlier v Kotelnik and had not utterly bitched out v Tim Ramming Speed Bradley. Now we have to listen to Holyfield's lovechild spewing about how he wants to clean out the Welter Weight division?
#3. Paul The Definition(of insanity) Williams v Lara - Double shit sandwich. Lara was robbed and bent over and raped. Then we have to listen to The Definition wants SMartinez and that he doesn't need to change anything about his game. The Definition is soon to be The Vegetable unless someone saves him from himself.
#4. Sturm v Macklin - Shit sandwich lite. Just another homer decision in Germany.
#5. JMM v Whoever that worthless diving fuck was - Pre-Fixed menu shit sandwich. Even JMM was like !
#6. Mares v Agbeko - Club (to the groin) shit sandwich. I'd say ban the ref but GBP loves the dude so he would probably be back in the ring faster than that East LA Toilet Floater Margarito.
I've had enough. Eat shit and die.