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Spyder
PREACH!! PREACH!! PREACH!!!

lloyd mayflower
Her policies on fellatio are frankly genius and should be chiselled into tablets of stone.
Spyder
It should be taught in school. There should be a whole video series made...maybe Rosetta Stone could produce it...and women would have to pass the course before they can get a marriage license.
BGv2.0
I was on a singles website the other day and this one girl flat out put in her profile "I do not like giving blow jobs, so if that is an issue move along". laugh.gif

I bet the poor girl never gets any emails.....or if she does it's guys trying to explain why she is inthe wrong. lol

Spyder
QUOTE (BGv2.0 @ Aug 29 2011, 12:38 PM) *
I was on a singles website the other day and this one girl flat out put in her profile "I do not like giving blow jobs, so if that is an issue move along". laugh.gif

I bet the poor girl never gets any emails.....or if she does it's guys trying to explain why she is inthe wrong. lol

...or from those loser guys that always end up in the "friend" zone because they don't know how to tell a girl what's up.
lloyd mayflower
That girl is a selfish fucker! The simple fact of the matter is anyone of any sex who doesnt have the ability to distribute high quality oral sex to their significant other is a selfish and useless human being.
SmartyBeardo
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SmartyBeardo
QUOTE (lloyd mayflower @ Aug 29 2011, 11:55 AM) *
That girl is a selfish fucker! The simple fact of the matter is anyone of any sex who doesnt have the ability to distribute high quality oral sex to their significant other is a selfish and useless human being.

Touched a noyve, eh Lloyd?
BGv2.0
QUOTE (SmartyBeardo @ Aug 29 2011, 10:15 PM) *
Touched a noyve, eh Lloyd?

He is 100% spot on.

I am one of the very few men I know (for sure white guys) that will flat out tell you.....eating the cootch is about as appealing to me as painting a wall and then watching the paint dry.

BUT....I do it and I do it well......not for my own pleasure....but as an exchange....if she is nice enough to go down on me...it would be rude and selfish of me to not do the same.

NOW....usually when I'm down there I'm planning my work week or thinking about bills that need to be paid or wondering if I fed the dogs over at my mom's place before I met up with her.....BUT....I'm doing the deed! And that's the important thing.

My dream girl would be a chick that LOVES giving head but finds having her stuff eaten out "gross"! lol

I know they exist....but they are far and few between.

daprofessor
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lloyd mayflower
QUOTE (BGv2.0 @ Aug 31 2011, 08:48 PM) *
He is 100% spot on.

I am one of the very few men I know (for sure white guys) that will flat out tell you.....eating the cootch is about as appealing to me as painting a wall and then watching the paint dry.

BUT....I do it and I do it well......not for my own pleasure....but as an exchange....if she is nice enough to go down on me...it would be rude and selfish of me to not do the same.

NOW....usually when I'm down there I'm planning my work week or thinking about bills that need to be paid or wondering if I fed the dogs over at my mom's place before I met up with her.....BUT....I'm doing the deed! And that's the important thing.

My dream girl would be a chick that LOVES giving head but finds having her stuff eaten out "gross"! lol

I know they exist....but they are far and few between.


The bold, is an excellent point. However its not applicable to myself. Cos, call me sick or twisted, but I am the opposite from you, I love it!
STEVENSKI
QUOTE (lloyd mayflower @ Sep 1 2011, 06:00 PM) *
The bold, is an excellent point. However its not applicable to myself. Cos, call me sick or twisted, but I am the opposite from you, I love it!



Nothing wrong with puttin on the beard. Smarty is a man who would agree I am sure being a beardo & all.
lloyd mayflower
I know Beardo is a connoiseur. I am sure he has mentioned his penchant for whistling throught the wheat fields before
lloyd mayflower
QUOTE (SmartyBeardo @ Sep 1 2011, 02:14 PM) *
Indeed.

Nothing better than getting a woman into a frenzy with my tongue and forcing her to plead for cock, writhing at my mercy. That, and a medium rare, grilled ribeye with a shot of Tito's, pint of Samuel Smith's Pale Ale, and a glass of Leonetti Cabernet.


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