...here we go with the pet peeves again, but what a big fight weekend be without'em? Some of us will be at home, some of us will be in the home of friends, home of relatively unknown folks (good luck with that shit), sports bars, etc.
We've all been to them, hosted them, the whole nine...but we all know that some things tend to kill the moment. It can range from the food, drinks, atmosphere, etc. Name 'em!
PS: I may just pin this one, so I can hear some stuff from the upcoming weekend!
Full Version: Fight Party Pet Peeves
The mothafucka, and there's always one, that shows up with 3 or 4 more people than you were expecting...
Also the scrubs who show up empty-handed and the girls who know who's going to win based off the color of the trunks.
The mma experts who always feel the need to let everyone know how so and so would get ko'd by _____ (fill in the blank) and how boxing is dead. Who invited this muhfucka!?!??
The fighter fans who will go on for days about how their fighter is the shit and won't shut the fuck up about it even though they know absolutely nothing about boxing. STFU YDKSAB!!!!
The dude that tries to front like he knows about boxing and will remind about the time he saw Ali ktfo Marvin hagler. STFU YDKSAB!!!!
The ppl who wanna give a recap on what u just while you are trying to listen to the post fight interview.
The fighter fans who will go on for days about how their fighter is the shit and won't shut the fuck up about it even though they know absolutely nothing about boxing. STFU YDKSAB!!!!
The dude that tries to front like he knows about boxing and will remind about the time he saw Ali ktfo Marvin hagler. STFU YDKSAB!!!!
The ppl who wanna give a recap on what u just while you are trying to listen to the post fight interview.
women...
pussy
MAN YALL ARE A TRIP!!!
bMak, I completely agree...those motherfuckers that show up with with extra people, gets me EVERY TIME! Professor, I feel where you're coming with that MMA talk about a boxer being beat somebody from the MMA. I'm like, "Duh! This guy has trained his whole life to strike with his hands ONLY, while this other guy can use hands, feet, knees, elbows, forearms, takedowns, etc, at any given time".
MG and Hotsauce said "women" and "pussy". I can agree to a certain extent, but hell, if they get drunk enough, I wouldn't mind them staying over.
You gotta keep 'em close and if they volunteer to "help clean up" after everybody leaves...then you're in there! (True story)
QUOTE (bMaK @ May 3 2012, 01:45 AM) 
Also the scrubs who show up empty-handed and the girls who know who's going to win based off the color of the trunks.
Im African American but my wife is Puerto Rican, Dominican, and Cuban, so the females coming to the crib know boxing....definitely know Miguel and know that Floyd will be feeding Cotto Right Hand Rice and Beans (as she called it) all night
Plenty of Corona and Presidente's, and Mojito but no damn Hennessy!!
And the ones who don't know about boxing....its fine with me.....you should see All the fine ass women in her family...OMG!!!!
Even her mother.....daaaaaaaaaamnnnn
As long as the fight is on and they all dress in their usual tight, short attire....I'm good!
dont know yet...
MF's that stink up the whole room farting, thinking the shit is funny. 
QUOTE (BigDDatHomey @ May 3 2012, 09:55 AM)
And the ones who don't know about boxing....its fine with me.....you should see All the fine ass women in her family...OMG!!!!
Even her mother.....daaaaaaaaaamnnnn
As long as the fight is on and they all dress in their usual tight, short attire....I'm good!
Even her mother.....daaaaaaaaaamnnnn
As long as the fight is on and they all dress in their usual tight, short attire....I'm good!
Big D...PLEASE leave this thread, immediately. My jealousy is officially in 5th gear!
QUOTE (sduck @ May 3 2012, 10:03 AM)
dont know yet...
I'll definitely be waiting to hear what happened after the fight then...
QUOTE (E.C.LEGEND @ May 3 2012, 10:51 AM)
MF's that stink up the whole room farting, thinking the shit is funny.
Damn E.C., I would have to show some people the door. If they're family, then...sigh, sounds like a bad situation if thats the case!
QUOTE (Cshel86 @ May 3 2012, 02:26 PM)
MAN YALL ARE A TRIP!!!
bMak, I completely agree...those motherfuckers that show up with with extra people, gets me EVERY TIME! Professor, I feel where you're coming with that MMA talk about a boxer being beat somebody from the MMA. I'm like, "Duh! This guy has trained his whole life to strike with his hands ONLY, while this other guy can use hands, feet, knees, elbows, forearms, takedowns, etc, at any given time".
MG and Hotsauce said "women" and "pussy". I can agree to a certain extent, but hell, if they get drunk enough, I wouldn't mind them staying over.
You gotta keep 'em close and if they volunteer to "help clean up" after everybody leaves...then you're in there! (True story)i don't mind single woman, but the guys come over with beers and there bitches, and the woman are constantly complaining that boxing is barbaric, and just constantly nagging, i tell them there welcome to leave, but there just there shouting at every punch, so annoying when your trying to focus.
QUOTE (mgrover @ May 3 2012, 02:05 PM)
but the guys come over with beers and there bitches
LMAO!!! Aw shit, I was no good after I read this very part! I get what you're saying about the nagging and so forth, that they do when they're at the party. Im like, "Damn dude, did you have to bring your henpecking battle axe to the party"?
Usually if they aren't complaining about how barbaric the fight, they're usually nagging to their other half. Any nagging is annoying, no matter what it is...
Alright guys, I had to break out a few of my "deal-breakers" first...
Annoying as hell:
1. The "oohs and ahhhs" when phantom punches are being thrown. C'mon man seriously, half of those punches didn't even land.
2. The macho dude with the "country-fried-steak" gut, who feels the need to have the floor and tell people about "how his homeboy showed him some that boxing stuff" back in the day. Dude WTF? Who cares? That doesn't make you official, sorry.
- Cold, lukewarm, or not enough food
- Lukewarm, hot, or not enough beer
- Liquor with no mixers...WTF is so hard about buying mixers? Did the liquor break your pockets that bad?
- Fuckin' children running around like rabbits, who are waaaay excited about about being up past their bed time. They're bound to knock your drink over at any given second. GO TO BED you little fuckers!
- Little ass TVs...c'mon dude, you're hosting a fuckin' fight party, step your shit up.
- These first 5 are usually determining factors that aren't hard to see after passing the threshold of the front door. If 3 out of 5 of them are unanimous, or 2 combined is too much, then Im planning my exit (I've done it before)
Annoying as hell:
1. The "oohs and ahhhs" when phantom punches are being thrown. C'mon man seriously, half of those punches didn't even land.
2. The macho dude with the "country-fried-steak" gut, who feels the need to have the floor and tell people about "how his homeboy showed him some that boxing stuff" back in the day. Dude WTF? Who cares? That doesn't make you official, sorry.
#1 When motherfuckers bring their kids or girls who are squeamish.
Nothing worse then some bad ass BeBes kids running around or a girl screaming to the top of her lungs, complaining about the gore inside the ring.I also hate kids around because I like curse... a lot.. during fights. I ain't censoring shit!
#2 (Is happening way too often as of lat and the reason why I'll be watching May/Cotto at my house) Motherfuckers who complain about the undercard. (especially if I bought the fight) There's always that one dude who wantsto change the channel and do a bunch of shit until the bell of the main event. Dammit it's a FIGHT PARTY. I'm not trying to watch BET until the fighters throw the 1st punch.
#3 Dudes that show up with liquor and take it home. This is so tacky, but every black person knows someone who does this regularly. If you show up with a case of beer or something, leave the shit their man. Don't be cheap.
#4 Your liquor should be coordinate with the number of people you brought . Don't come with 12 people and a 6 pack. I will make you share that shit.
#5 (Another HUGE pet peeve). Don't show up with just ice or the cheapest beer you can find and try to drink all my top shelf shit. I have on friend who does that all the time. MF shows up with a 6 pack of Shlitz and wanna drink all of the Grey Goose and Moet. I don't mind Millers. It's regarded as the Champagne of beers lol But Schilitz is the piss of beers.
#6 Problems with the TV. If you aint 30' or better or you don't have HD at this point, don't have a fight party. If I wanted to watch it one some little ass fuzzy screen, I would have streamed it or snuck into some college chick's dorm.
#7 The dude that doesn't know shit about boxing that keeps commenting like he does. He usually thinks that Larry Merchant's card is the official score card and he think the person who's winning automatically the guy throwing the most punches.
#8 The dude who's nuts are still in his girl's handbag. Don't tell me to shush, turn down my TV or talk duing the fight. I can't stand the motherfucker that wanna Love Jones in the corner with his girl. Handle that shit in the car before you come in.
Nothing worse then some bad ass BeBes kids running around or a girl screaming to the top of her lungs, complaining about the gore inside the ring.I also hate kids around because I like curse... a lot.. during fights. I ain't censoring shit!
#2 (Is happening way too often as of lat and the reason why I'll be watching May/Cotto at my house) Motherfuckers who complain about the undercard. (especially if I bought the fight) There's always that one dude who wantsto change the channel and do a bunch of shit until the bell of the main event. Dammit it's a FIGHT PARTY. I'm not trying to watch BET until the fighters throw the 1st punch.
#3 Dudes that show up with liquor and take it home. This is so tacky, but every black person knows someone who does this regularly. If you show up with a case of beer or something, leave the shit their man. Don't be cheap.
#4 Your liquor should be coordinate with the number of people you brought . Don't come with 12 people and a 6 pack. I will make you share that shit.
#5 (Another HUGE pet peeve). Don't show up with just ice or the cheapest beer you can find and try to drink all my top shelf shit. I have on friend who does that all the time. MF shows up with a 6 pack of Shlitz and wanna drink all of the Grey Goose and Moet. I don't mind Millers. It's regarded as the Champagne of beers lol But Schilitz is the piss of beers.
#6 Problems with the TV. If you aint 30' or better or you don't have HD at this point, don't have a fight party. If I wanted to watch it one some little ass fuzzy screen, I would have streamed it or snuck into some college chick's dorm.
#7 The dude that doesn't know shit about boxing that keeps commenting like he does. He usually thinks that Larry Merchant's card is the official score card and he think the person who's winning automatically the guy throwing the most punches.
#8 The dude who's nuts are still in his girl's handbag. Don't tell me to shush, turn down my TV or talk duing the fight. I can't stand the motherfucker that wanna Love Jones in the corner with his girl. Handle that shit in the car before you come in.
QUOTE (Franchize @ May 3 2012, 03:33 PM)
#1 When motherfuckers bring their kids or girls who are squeamish.
Nothing worse then some bad ass BeBes kids running around or a girl screaming to the top of her lungs, complaining about the gore inside the ring.I also hate kids around because I like curse... a lot.. during fights. I ain't censoring shit!
#2 (Is happening way too often as of lat and the reason why I'll be watching May/Cotto at my house) Motherfuckers who complain about the undercard. (especially if I bought the fight) There's always that one dude who wantsto change the channel and do a bunch of shit until the bell of the main event. Dammit it's a FIGHT PARTY. I'm not trying to watch BET until the fighters throw the 1st punch.#3 Dudes that show up with liquor and take it home. This is so tacky, but every black person knows someone who does this regularly. If you show up with a case of beer or something, leave the shit their man. Don't be cheap.
#4 Your liquor should be coordinate with the number of people you brought . Don't come with 12 people and a 6 pack. I will make you share that shit.
#5 (Another HUGE pet peeve). Don't show up with just ice or the cheapest beer you can find and try to drink all my top shelf shit. I have on friend who does that all the time. MF shows up with a 6 pack of Shlitz and wanna drink all of the Grey Goose and Moet. I don't mind Millers. It's regarded as the Champagne of beers lol But Schilitz is the piss of beers.
#6 Problems with the TV. If you aint 30' or better or you don't have HD at this point, don't have a fight party. If I wanted to watch it one some little ass fuzzy screen, I would have streamed it or snuck into some college chick's dorm.
#7 The dude that doesn't know shit about boxing that keeps commenting like he does. He usually thinks that Larry Merchant's card is the official score card and he think the person who's winning automatically the guy throwing the most punches.
#8 The dude who's nuts are still in his girl's handbag. Don't tell me to shush, turn down my TV or talk duing the fight. I can't stand the motherfucker that wanna Love Jones in the corner with his girl. Handle that shit in the car before you come in.
Nothing worse then some bad ass BeBes kids running around or a girl screaming to the top of her lungs, complaining about the gore inside the ring.I also hate kids around because I like curse... a lot.. during fights. I ain't censoring shit!
#2 (Is happening way too often as of lat and the reason why I'll be watching May/Cotto at my house) Motherfuckers who complain about the undercard. (especially if I bought the fight) There's always that one dude who wantsto change the channel and do a bunch of shit until the bell of the main event. Dammit it's a FIGHT PARTY. I'm not trying to watch BET until the fighters throw the 1st punch.#3 Dudes that show up with liquor and take it home. This is so tacky, but every black person knows someone who does this regularly. If you show up with a case of beer or something, leave the shit their man. Don't be cheap.
#4 Your liquor should be coordinate with the number of people you brought . Don't come with 12 people and a 6 pack. I will make you share that shit.
#5 (Another HUGE pet peeve). Don't show up with just ice or the cheapest beer you can find and try to drink all my top shelf shit. I have on friend who does that all the time. MF shows up with a 6 pack of Shlitz and wanna drink all of the Grey Goose and Moet. I don't mind Millers. It's regarded as the Champagne of beers lol But Schilitz is the piss of beers.
#6 Problems with the TV. If you aint 30' or better or you don't have HD at this point, don't have a fight party. If I wanted to watch it one some little ass fuzzy screen, I would have streamed it or snuck into some college chick's dorm.
#7 The dude that doesn't know shit about boxing that keeps commenting like he does. He usually thinks that Larry Merchant's card is the official score card and he think the person who's winning automatically the guy throwing the most punches.
#8 The dude who's nuts are still in his girl's handbag. Don't tell me to shush, turn down my TV or talk duing the fight. I can't stand the motherfucker that wanna Love Jones in the corner with his girl. Handle that shit in the car before you come in.
this!!! i don't give a fuck about no damn playoffs...or any of that shit! i'm watching all the fights!!! and i need to hear all the commentary...unless it's merchant.
QUOTE (daprofessor @ May 3 2012, 04:15 PM)
this!!! i don't give a fuck about no damn playoffs...or any of that shit! i'm watching all the fights!!! and i need to hear all the commentary...unless it's merchant.
That's what I'm talking about. I'm a die hard Knicks fan but if I pay $60+ for a fight, I'm watching every minute of it. Shit, maybe Larry and Lampley will start fighting. Maybe there will be a fight in the parking lot. I don't know, but dammit I paid full price to find the fuck out! Me and my cousin used to order the fights when we lived in VA. There used to be this one dude that used to want to freestyle and shit over beats while the undercard was going. I had to tell him "look motherfucker, take that World Star Hip Hop shit elsewhere. When we sell you porn (yea we used to sell porn DVDs and VHS on the side lol) we don't make you skip to the last scene and FF to the money shot. Well treat it like that. This fight is like your porn, and we wanna see ALL the hoes!"
QUOTE (Franchize @ May 3 2012, 04:23 PM)
That's what I'm talking about. I'm a die hard Knicks fan but if I pay $60+ for a fight, I'm watching every minute of it. Shit, maybe Larry and Lampley will start fighting. Maybe there will be a fight in the parking lot. I don't know, but dammit I paid full price to find the fuck out! Me and my cousin used to order the fights when we lived in VA. There used to be this one dude that used to want to freestyle and shit over beats while the undercard was going. I had to tell him "look motherfucker, take that World Star Hip Hop shit elsewhere. When we sell you porn (yea we used to sell porn DVDs and VHS on the side lol) we don't make you skip to the last scene and FF to the money shot. Well treat it like that. This fight is like your porn, and we wanna see ALL the hoes!"
lol great thread. i hate it too when i go to a fight party and i can't hear the commentary over the loud ass rap music. The 'expert' is the guy i hate the most. just give your opinion and stfu. lately those '5$ pull a round out of a hat' is getting on my nerves. dude with 12 seems to be the same dude who made the numbers lol. last 2 fight parties i went to ended up with actual fights, seriously if you are over 25 then you should know how to respect the host and know when to leave.
Crap beer. so what the case of tecate was only 5 bucks. People who show up empty handed unless i tell them too. stragglers lol. 'Ok dude fights over now i want to be inside my girl but i got to entertain your dumbass and kick your ass in madden on xbox' lol
Crap beer. so what the case of tecate was only 5 bucks. People who show up empty handed unless i tell them too. stragglers lol. 'Ok dude fights over now i want to be inside my girl but i got to entertain your dumbass and kick your ass in madden on xbox' lol
i actually prefer the night when am sat a home by myself with a crate of bud watching a card, or if i had to have one person there is this mate of mine that enjoys boxing, like the whole thing 
Man, you guys JUST DONT KNOW how hard Im laughing right now!
Franchize, that list was damn near priceless! Flazi, seriously man, the "expert" in the room, usually knows the least, but he wouldn't know how clueless he was unless somebody called him out...sorta reminds me of Allmenj...sigh...well, yall the rest.
MG, Im with you all the way on being home alone watching a fight, or at least having my brother here. There are VERY FEW people that I watch boxing with, and the regulars here who come for fun, already know the drill.
I dont know about you all, but I watch fights at home, RARELY do I go to bars and watch them anymore, let alone someone else's house. The last fight I went out to watch, was Hopkins/RJJ II...do you really need a reason why? LOL
Check out this post from a while back...
Franchize, that list was damn near priceless! Flazi, seriously man, the "expert" in the room, usually knows the least, but he wouldn't know how clueless he was unless somebody called him out...sorta reminds me of Allmenj...sigh...well, yall the rest.
MG, Im with you all the way on being home alone watching a fight, or at least having my brother here. There are VERY FEW people that I watch boxing with, and the regulars here who come for fun, already know the drill.
I dont know about you all, but I watch fights at home, RARELY do I go to bars and watch them anymore, let alone someone else's house. The last fight I went out to watch, was Hopkins/RJJ II...do you really need a reason why? LOL
Check out this post from a while back...
QUOTE (cshel86 @ Sep 29 2011, 07:24 PM)
I know this young guy that lives next to me, who grew up in Florida and claims that he went to "Roy Jones Boxing Academy" a while back. He went out of his way to make sure that he repeated it at least 5 more times during several conversations that we had, pertaining to boxing.
I remember a few months ago, he was at my house and I was watching Mayweather/Hatton...then came the 10th round TKO. Michael Buffer announces that Mayweather won by TKO victory, then the guy asked me, "Ay man, what is a TKO"? Really man?! For a guy that attended "Roy Jones Boxing Academy", you would think he knew what a TKO was.
Then yesterday, he stopped by the house, and of course, he asked me did I see the fight (Mayweather/Ortiz). I said yes and also mentioned that I recorded it, so we watched it. Before it even came on, he said, "Aw man, I cant wait to see what Roy Jones did to Artiz". (yes, he said Roy Jones and Artiz). He grinded my gears with questions and statements such as:
"Aw man, bruh got 50 Cent in there wit 'em"!
"I heard Floyd knocked him down like 3 times".
"Why is the referee counting for him? I thought when they get knocked down, the fight is supposed to be over."
"I wanted Mayweather to lose, he's the best fighter out there, but Im one of his haters" (he was smiling when he said this shit).
I was through! Everything else that he said was inaudible from that point on, because I couldn't believe my ears. Mind you, these are questions and comments from somebody who attended "Roy Jones Boxing Academy", so you be the judge.
Name any and every question/comment from somebody that watched a fight with you...and almost made you point them to the door. Have at it! Oh yeah...somebody look up that "Roy Jones Boxing Academy" for me and let me know. I know Roy Jones Sr. had a gym, but thats all I know.
I remember a few months ago, he was at my house and I was watching Mayweather/Hatton...then came the 10th round TKO. Michael Buffer announces that Mayweather won by TKO victory, then the guy asked me, "Ay man, what is a TKO"? Really man?! For a guy that attended "Roy Jones Boxing Academy", you would think he knew what a TKO was.
Then yesterday, he stopped by the house, and of course, he asked me did I see the fight (Mayweather/Ortiz). I said yes and also mentioned that I recorded it, so we watched it. Before it even came on, he said, "Aw man, I cant wait to see what Roy Jones did to Artiz". (yes, he said Roy Jones and Artiz). He grinded my gears with questions and statements such as:
"Aw man, bruh got 50 Cent in there wit 'em"!
"I heard Floyd knocked him down like 3 times".
"Why is the referee counting for him? I thought when they get knocked down, the fight is supposed to be over."
"I wanted Mayweather to lose, he's the best fighter out there, but Im one of his haters" (he was smiling when he said this shit).
I was through! Everything else that he said was inaudible from that point on, because I couldn't believe my ears. Mind you, these are questions and comments from somebody who attended "Roy Jones Boxing Academy", so you be the judge.
Name any and every question/comment from somebody that watched a fight with you...and almost made you point them to the door. Have at it! Oh yeah...somebody look up that "Roy Jones Boxing Academy" for me and let me know. I know Roy Jones Sr. had a gym, but thats all I know.
QUOTE (Cshel86 @ May 3 2012, 08:01 PM)
Man, you guys JUST DONT KNOW how hard Im laughing right now!
Franchize, that list was damn near priceless! Flazi, seriously man, the "expert" in the room, usually knows the least, but he wouldn't know how clueless he was unless somebody called him out...sorta reminds me of Allmenj...sigh...well, yall the rest.
MG, Im with you all the way on being home alone watching a fight, or at least having my brother here. There are VERY FEW people that I watch boxing with, and the regulars here who come for fun, already know the drill.
I dont know about you all, but I watch fights at home, RARELY do I go to bars and watch them anymore, let alone someone else's house. The last fight I went out to watch, was Hopkins/RJJ II...do you really need a reason why? LOL
Check out this post from a while back...
Franchize, that list was damn near priceless! Flazi, seriously man, the "expert" in the room, usually knows the least, but he wouldn't know how clueless he was unless somebody called him out...sorta reminds me of Allmenj...sigh...well, yall the rest.
MG, Im with you all the way on being home alone watching a fight, or at least having my brother here. There are VERY FEW people that I watch boxing with, and the regulars here who come for fun, already know the drill.
I dont know about you all, but I watch fights at home, RARELY do I go to bars and watch them anymore, let alone someone else's house. The last fight I went out to watch, was Hopkins/RJJ II...do you really need a reason why? LOL
Check out this post from a while back...
I've only watched one fight in a bar and it was the worst fight possible giving the setting. I was in some pub in Manhattan, full of Mcs and Macs, and I watched Roy Jones Jr vs Calzaghe. I remember getting suped hyped when he knocked Calzaghe down but then he proceeded to damn near quit. Those guys were going crazy in there and I felt like a hooker in church. Awwwwkwaaarrdd!
BTW, I literally laughed out loud when I read your "Roy Jones Academy" story. "What's a TKO?"
For the record, there is no Roy Jones Boxing academy. Roy Jones Sr has a "Roy Jones Sr Boxing Club."
To add to my list, I hate that dude (usually the fat guy who thinks "its all muscle") that thinks he can compete with the fighters. I have a cousin that says shit like "man I could whoop one of these dudes ass. I been in Rykers before." AND? You got your ass whooped in Rykers before too. Calling home every damn week like a bitch lol
^ the big party fowl is the dude who thinks he can whoop the boxers on television. i completely agree
shel, i remember lmao at that post. roy jones academy lol.
I also hate the guy who shows up mid fight and wants an in depth recap of what's happened so far while the fight is still going on.
The pet peeve of my fight party so far today...people that KEEP calling and texting, asking..."What time do I need to be there?" Seriously, I sent the mass text last week, and yet, the same question keeps getting asked. 
Motherfuckers are just trying to show up "fashionably late"...#blackfolks
Motherfuckers are just trying to show up "fashionably late"...#blackfolks
When people show up with their woman, ranging from girlfriends, wives, EX's who have no interest in boxing because it's a 'Night out for their family." And you got 20 people in one room. Three care about the fight, and the other 17 just won't STFU!
Jack
Jack
QUOTE (Franchize @ May 3 2012, 02:33 PM)
#1 When motherfuckers bring their kids or girls who are squeamish.
Nothing worse then some bad ass BeBes kids running around or a girl screaming to the top of her lungs, complaining about the gore inside the ring.I also hate kids around because I like curse... a lot.. during fights. I ain't censoring shit!
#2 (Is happening way too often as of lat and the reason why I'll be watching May/Cotto at my house) Motherfuckers who complain about the undercard. (especially if I bought the fight) There's always that one dude who wantsto change the channel and do a bunch of shit until the bell of the main event. Dammit it's a FIGHT PARTY. I'm not trying to watch BET until the fighters throw the 1st punch.
#3 Dudes that show up with liquor and take it home. This is so tacky, but every black person knows someone who does this regularly. If you show up with a case of beer or something, leave the shit their man. Don't be cheap.
#4 Your liquor should be coordinate with the number of people you brought . Don't come with 12 people and a 6 pack. I will make you share that shit.
#5 (Another HUGE pet peeve). Don't show up with just ice or the cheapest beer you can find and try to drink all my top shelf shit. I have on friend who does that all the time. MF shows up with a 6 pack of Shlitz and wanna drink all of the Grey Goose and Moet. I don't mind Millers. It's regarded as the Champagne of beers lol But Schilitz is the piss of beers.
#6 Problems with the TV. If you aint 30' or better or you don't have HD at this point, don't have a fight party. If I wanted to watch it one some little ass fuzzy screen, I would have streamed it or snuck into some college chick's dorm.
#7 The dude that doesn't know shit about boxing that keeps commenting like he does. He usually thinks that Larry Merchant's card is the official score card and he think the person who's winning automatically the guy throwing the most punches.
#8 The dude who's nuts are still in his girl's handbag. Don't tell me to shush, turn down my TV or talk duing the fight. I can't stand the motherfucker that wanna Love Jones in the corner with his girl. Handle that shit in the car before you come in.
Nothing worse then some bad ass BeBes kids running around or a girl screaming to the top of her lungs, complaining about the gore inside the ring.I also hate kids around because I like curse... a lot.. during fights. I ain't censoring shit!
#2 (Is happening way too often as of lat and the reason why I'll be watching May/Cotto at my house) Motherfuckers who complain about the undercard. (especially if I bought the fight) There's always that one dude who wantsto change the channel and do a bunch of shit until the bell of the main event. Dammit it's a FIGHT PARTY. I'm not trying to watch BET until the fighters throw the 1st punch.
#3 Dudes that show up with liquor and take it home. This is so tacky, but every black person knows someone who does this regularly. If you show up with a case of beer or something, leave the shit their man. Don't be cheap.
#4 Your liquor should be coordinate with the number of people you brought . Don't come with 12 people and a 6 pack. I will make you share that shit.
#5 (Another HUGE pet peeve). Don't show up with just ice or the cheapest beer you can find and try to drink all my top shelf shit. I have on friend who does that all the time. MF shows up with a 6 pack of Shlitz and wanna drink all of the Grey Goose and Moet. I don't mind Millers. It's regarded as the Champagne of beers lol But Schilitz is the piss of beers.
#6 Problems with the TV. If you aint 30' or better or you don't have HD at this point, don't have a fight party. If I wanted to watch it one some little ass fuzzy screen, I would have streamed it or snuck into some college chick's dorm.
#7 The dude that doesn't know shit about boxing that keeps commenting like he does. He usually thinks that Larry Merchant's card is the official score card and he think the person who's winning automatically the guy throwing the most punches.
#8 The dude who's nuts are still in his girl's handbag. Don't tell me to shush, turn down my TV or talk duing the fight. I can't stand the motherfucker that wanna Love Jones in the corner with his girl. Handle that shit in the car before you come in.
CLASSIC!!!!! GREAT POST!!!!
Jack
No fight party for me tonight, streaming with myself
My dad is in here yelling like a casual fan, smh. He's boxed before, but damn, just sit down somewhere and stop yelling like a casual fan.
watched the fight by myself and forgot how much i really enjoy that!!! i got through most of the card until one of the homies showed up for the main event and almost ruined it for me with his bullshit phone calls while i was trying to listen to the commentary.
note to self: watch fights alone from now on.
note to self: watch fights alone from now on.
QUOTE (BigDDatHomey @ May 3 2012, 08:55 AM)
Im African American but my wife is Puerto Rican, Dominican, and Cuban, so the females coming to the crib know boxing....definitely know Miguel and know that Floyd will be feeding Cotto Right Hand Rice and Beans (as she called it) all night
Plenty of Corona and Presidente's, and Mojito but no damn Hennessy!!
And the ones who don't know about boxing....its fine with me.....you should see All the fine ass women in her family...OMG!!!!
Even her mother.....daaaaaaaaaamnnnn
As long as the fight is on and they all dress in their usual tight, short attire....I'm good!
Plenty of Corona and Presidente's, and Mojito but no damn Hennessy!!
And the ones who don't know about boxing....its fine with me.....you should see All the fine ass women in her family...OMG!!!!
Even her mother.....daaaaaaaaaamnnnn
As long as the fight is on and they all dress in their usual tight, short attire....I'm good!
Your wife got a sister or 3????? Dayum, that sounds like a delicious combo...no offense.
QUOTE (Franchize @ May 3 2012, 03:23 PM)
That's what I'm talking about. I'm a die hard Knicks fan but if I pay $60+ for a fight, I'm watching every minute of it. Shit, maybe Larry and Lampley will start fighting. Maybe there will be a fight in the parking lot. I don't know, but dammit I paid full price to find the fuck out! Me and my cousin used to order the fights when we lived in VA. There used to be this one dude that used to want to freestyle and shit over beats while the undercard was going. I had to tell him "look motherfucker, take that World Star Hip Hop shit elsewhere. When we sell you porn (yea we used to sell porn DVDs and VHS on the side lol) we don't make you skip to the last scene and FF to the money shot. Well treat it like that. This fight is like your porn, and we wanna see ALL the hoes!"
Top 10 all-time greatest post!!!!!!
I'll add one thing...and one thing only:
SEA HAGS!!!!
SEA HAGS!!!!
Ha! did you show any of them love? You know they need it...
New pet peeve. Ppl that call during the fight to tell you their long rendition of why they cant make it to your house. My boy did that saturday. I wanted to say, negro I dont care! I really wanted to watch it alone anyway.
QUOTE (bnoles4life @ May 7 2012, 11:33 AM)
Top 10 all-time greatest post!!!!!!
Than you thank you lol First I wanna thank my team. Franchize promotions! We had a long,hard, tremendous training camp.... Oh wait. Got carried away lol Floyd got me inspired lol
QUOTE (Franchize @ May 3 2012, 04:23 PM)
When we sell you porn (yea we used to sell porn DVDs and VHS on the side lol) we don't make you skip to the last scene and FF to the money shot. Well treat it like that. This fight is like your porn, and we wanna see ALL the hoes!"
Almost a week later, and I'm still laughing at this shit! Definitely sig-worthy at this point...
This thread was funny as hell lol.
You can always bet that there will be one igonranus that gets liquored-up (or pissed up), and tries to make a move on another dude's woman. That shit happened here last weekend, and little did he (the sexually charged retard) know, there were about 3 people that were ready snuff him, but he was too damn drunk to do anything.
Seriously, here in the ATL, dudes around here act like they've never seen a fuckin' woman before, and thats the most annoying shit ever. No man wants to always be in a ready-position to have to kick another man's ass for trying his woman, but unfortunately, these are the times that we live in.
Seriously, here in the ATL, dudes around here act like they've never seen a fuckin' woman before, and thats the most annoying shit ever. No man wants to always be in a ready-position to have to kick another man's ass for trying his woman, but unfortunately, these are the times that we live in.
QUOTE (Cshel86 @ May 12 2012, 09:17 PM)
You can always bet that there will be one igonranus that gets liquored-up (or pissed up), and tries to make a move on another dude's woman. That shit happened here last weekend, and little did he (the sexually charged retard) know, there were about 3 people that were ready snuff him, but he was too damn drunk to do anything.
Seriously, here in the ATL, dudes around here act like they've never seen a fuckin' woman before, and thats the most annoying shit ever. No man wants to always be in a ready-position to have to kick another man's ass for trying his woman, but unfortunately, these are the times that we live in.
Seriously, here in the ATL, dudes around here act like they've never seen a fuckin' woman before, and thats the most annoying shit ever. No man wants to always be in a ready-position to have to kick another man's ass for trying his woman, but unfortunately, these are the times that we live in.
that shit is ridiculous. back when i was married...dude tried to holla at my wife...she paid him no mind...but that didn't stop him. finally when i said something the muhfucka called me a cock block!!!
some ppl. 
i just watched a really good video on worldstar that had this kid beat the shit out of another kid for trying to talk to his woman behind his back. that was some fucked up shit.
QUOTE (daprofessor @ May 14 2012, 02:43 PM)
that shit is ridiculous. back when i was married...dude tried to holla at my wife...she paid him no mind...but that didn't stop him. finally when i said something the muhfucka called me a cock block!!! some ppl.
i just watched a really good video on worldstar that had this kid beat the shit out of another kid for trying to talk to his woman behind his back. that was some fucked up shit.
some ppl. i just watched a really good video on worldstar that had this kid beat the shit out of another kid for trying to talk to his woman behind his back. that was some fucked up shit.
It's crazy man! Dudes make it waaay too hard for you to even take your woman out anywhere. I mean damn, NOBODY wants to have in the back of their mind, that they'll either have to kick somebody's ass or seriously hurt them, just because they want to start trouble and mess with your woman.
Of course we have punks out here nowadays who are only strong when they're being backed by a bunch of other wannabe tough guys (who are probably closet homos anyway).
My motto in these types of situations is, "No matter what happens here...Im GOING home". Translation: No matter what happens here, the chances of me seriously fucking somebody up are pretty high. Gotta make sure I get home in one piece.
That's why I always used to tell my girl (when I had one) to go out with her homegirls, they're homegirls for a reason...yall are supposed to do homegirl stuff. Please dont ask me to go any fuckin' clubs or "lounges" (which another mind-changing term for club, just to get me out of the house with her). I go out with my homeboys to get away from you, not to take you out to do "homeboy" stuff, and end up playing the coast guard. Why walk into the lion's den with meat pants on?
QUOTE (Cshel86 @ May 14 2012, 03:10 PM)
It's crazy man! Dudes make it waaay too hard for you to even take your woman out anywhere. I mean damn, NOBODY wants to have in the back of their mind, that they'll either have to kick somebody's ass or seriously hurt them, just because they want to start trouble and mess with your woman.
Of course we have punks out here nowadays who are only strong when they're being backed by a bunch of other wannabe tough guys (who are probably closet homos anyway).
My motto in these types of situations is, "No matter what happens here...Im GOING home". Translation: No matter what happens here, the chances of me seriously fucking somebody up are pretty high. Gotta make sure I get home in one piece.
That's why I always used to tell my girl (when I had one) to go out with her homegirls, they're homegirls for a reason...yall are supposed to do homegirl stuff. Please dont ask me to go any fuckin' clubs or "lounges" (which another mind-changing term for club, just to get me out of the house with her). I go out with my homeboys to get away from you, not to take you out to do "homeboy" stuff, and end up playing the coast guard. Why walk into the lion's den with meat pants on?
Of course we have punks out here nowadays who are only strong when they're being backed by a bunch of other wannabe tough guys (who are probably closet homos anyway).
My motto in these types of situations is, "No matter what happens here...Im GOING home". Translation: No matter what happens here, the chances of me seriously fucking somebody up are pretty high. Gotta make sure I get home in one piece.
That's why I always used to tell my girl (when I had one) to go out with her homegirls, they're homegirls for a reason...yall are supposed to do homegirl stuff. Please dont ask me to go any fuckin' clubs or "lounges" (which another mind-changing term for club, just to get me out of the house with her). I go out with my homeboys to get away from you, not to take you out to do "homeboy" stuff, and end up playing the coast guard. Why walk into the lion's den with meat pants on?
why take sand to the beach?
i hear u. my current girl doesn't like to go out...and she loves boxing. it's a match made in heaven.
QUOTE (daprofessor @ May 14 2012, 03:13 PM)
why take sand to the beach?
i hear u. my current girl doesn't like to go out...and she loves boxing. it's a match made in heaven.
i hear u. my current girl doesn't like to go out...and she loves boxing. it's a match made in heaven.
Lucky bastard! How did you luck up like that? You must have agreed to be a sloth or a granddaddy longleg in the afterlife, in exchange for having a chick who loves boxing in this lifetime.
never had that problem, only time i ever had to step in was when my gf actually decked the guy because he asked if she wanted to see his "snake", she used to own a few snakes lol
QUOTE (Cshel86 @ May 14 2012, 03:23 PM)
Lucky bastard! How did you luck up like that? You must have agreed to be a sloth or a granddaddy longleg in the afterlife, in exchange for having a chick who loves boxing in this lifetime.
i just got lucky man...seriously. tripped out part...she boxes!
QUOTE (mgrover @ May 14 2012, 04:34 PM)
never had that problem, only time i ever had to step in was when my gf actually decked the guy because he asked if she wanted to see his "snake", she used to own a few snakes lol
Lol! Does she pack a better punch than you, or are you unwilling to share that with us?
QUOTE (daprofessor @ May 14 2012, 04:35 PM)
i just got lucky man...seriously. tripped out part...she boxes!
I'm not buying your story of "luck" sir. I'll stick with my prediction, that you've made a prior arrangement for the afterlife.
QUOTE (Cshel86 @ May 15 2012, 02:31 AM)
Lol! Does she pack a better punch than you, or are you unwilling to share that with us?
she made me take her round once and theres nothing i love more than a girl in some gloves, and for a girl she can hit hard
Man one of my worst pet peeves is the folks that are all liquored up that feel the need to attempt to challenge every sober person to slap box or put on the gloves in the back yard man (that shit will fuck up a friendship for real! Lol) GTFOH with that bullsh*t man! I'm not trying to have to deal with feeling bad for punishing your drunk ass for interfering with my PPV.
I'll be sure to pin this topic up for the Pacquiao/Bradley fight, and any other big PPV coming up, which may prompt people to have fight parties or to somebody else's spot. Hell, this thread can be used anytime!
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