Wait a minute, what tha fff.....Snooki promoting a fighter?!
Oh God bless my mediocre soul...I just googled this, out of all hopes that it was a publicity stunt, and to my fuckin' surprise...it's not a stunt. Where are the boxing Gods when you need them? Everyone involved in this mass arrangement of mockery, should be struck down.
Why not just have the lesbian-lookin' Bieber promote a fighter while you're at it. Have Lil Jon introducing the fighters, since Nick Cannon got a shot. Let Dusty Rhodes call a fight alongside Lampley and others.
Let Ric Flair be a special guest ref as well. Hell...where are the tables and chairs for a hardcore match? Jesus...what is boxing doing. I don't mind some crossovers, but some of this shit is getting out of hand.
Man I swore I wasn't gonna drink tonight, but this just took me over the edge a bit.
PSA: By the way...I'd enjoy Dusty Rhodes's commentary!