"I didn't like him at first, but I'm retracting that emotion. First of all, God bless you homie if them fools is stupid enough to pay you that kind of money and you're 3-0. My name is no longer New York Nathan and I am no longer hatin'. If they're going to pay a former porno bodyguard/street fighter six figure salaries, I'm going to get me aÂ…Pimpin' Gary Shaw is Kimbo's job," stated "Mr. International" Shonie Carter as he shared his thoughts on Kimbo Slice, Gary Shaw and much more. You definitely don't want to miss this one as Carter breaks down the CBS EliteXC card and talks about Slice vs. Thompson and Lawler vs. Smith as well as Wanderlei Silva's quick victory over Keith Jardine and much more. Check it out!
PC: What did you think of Kimbo Slice's fight on CBS?
SC: I'm going to let him know how real a motherfucker like me is. I didn't like him at first, but I'm retracting that emotion. First of all, God bless you homie if them fools is stupid enough to pay you that kind of money and you're 3-0. My name is no longer New York Nathan and I am no longer hatin'. If they're going to pay a former porno bodyguard/street fighter six figure salaries, I'm going to get me aÂ…and my girl Katie might get mad with me and break up with me or cut my throatÂ…I'll have a doctor to stitch up my throat and enough money to pay itÂ…but I'm going to find me a willing A-list celebrity and I'm going to try to knock her back out. I'm going to put that shit on the internet and then I'm going to get into a couple of street fights for TMZ to have that shit on film. I might run right up to, not Suge Knight, I need another big oneÂ…I might snatch Rick Ross's chain and stand there. I might go up to Diddy and mess up his hair and then rip off my shirt and be like, "Come get some of this; we can run this all day." Pimpin' Gary Shaw is Kimbo's job. I told people that damn James Thompson needs to do some chin-ups. He got to do something before his chin falls off. He needs to quit fuckin' taking steroids with his big dumb ass and learn a little fucking technique. They say Kimbo tapped. I don't know.
PC: It was kind of funny. All of the times it seemed Thompson could have mounted Kimbo; he had him in a crucifix and dropped mad punches and elbows and Kimbo got up without a scratch on him.
SC: Dude, I sit on a big dude's chests like that and weave on him or get a crucifix, he gonna get poo-popped so bad. I'm not even talking about being 257. I'm 190 right now. By the time that big motherfucker would have got up, if he gets up, he's going to be so goddamn exhausted from taking them little micro-shots I rain down, he gonna want to quit. I'll give him a verbal unforced tap out. That motherfucker ain't have a scuff, scrape, mark, an abrasion or nothing. You better not ever let me get you bent up and pent up on the side of that cage. I have my knee on your forearm and you all twisted up, I'm going to beat yourÂ…I'm going to be like a thoroughbred in a mule race. I'm going to beat your ass.
PC: On top of that, he walked to the ring with a fresh cauliflower.
SC: He should have drained that shit before he came to the cage; that shit's not sexy. Why did he even show up looking like that? Drain that shit son. He's just the big ugly.
PC: You've done a good job avoiding those cauliflower ears, huh?
SC: Man, I have wrestled on 2 World teams overseas. I'm not Omarion or Babyface, but I ain't got no fat ears. I'm trying to get into the movie business. I'm trying to be on network television, either fighting or being funny, and I don't want you laughing at my ears. I want to do an action flick with Will Smith. Somebody gotta take over Wesley Snipes' position since he's gone down like the Titanic. I want to be the last black action hero. They shouldn't have let his ass up in there with his ear like that. I got a question. I ain't got nothing against Phil Baroni because I've worked out with him and he's a tough son of a bitch, but why this motherfucker keep getting chances on TV? This cat gets more world title fights than a little bit. Do I need to start doing push-ups? Do I need to get big pectorals and doing more sit-ups to get a flat stomach? I'm going to find me a gay dude over here, you know, a choir director or a fashion designer to make me one of those flashy robes he wears.
PC: Have you ever seen a title fight stopped on an eye poke like the Lawler-Smith fight?
SC: Man, that doctor was trippin'. If I'm a southpaw fighting an orthodox fighter, that lead leg going to get kicked to shit. I'm like, "Scott Smith, quit throwing head kicks." You set up a head kick off of the low kick. Why did they stop the fight? What the hell? Don't be scurred; let this shit go. I like Gary Shaw because he said he was going to pay them both his winning purse. Gary, call me! I'll put some time in. I'm going to wear a hard hat to the cage. I can't say too much bad about him, but some of the shit we see is too much man.
PC: What are your thoughts on Silva-Jardine?
SC: Jardine fought a stupid ass fight. I'm like, "dude, why are you trying to go in there head banging with that monster? Do what Chuck did; counter with a straight punch." He opens up with a weak kick against a brawler. Jardine's gloves must have weighed 5 pounds a piece because as soon as he threw that kick, his hands dropped. I was like, "Look at this monkey here. He fought 36 seconds and got the 'KO of the Night.'" That's what you like to see if you're a fighter. You get that bonus money for 36 seconds of work.
PC: If BJ Penn fights GSP, who do you like in that fight?
SC: First off, I think they should let the first unification fight occur. I love Georges; he's cool and I think they should let that shit happen. Last time, Georges looked like he was in a fight and BJ was just chillin'. They have a problem; BJ has discovered how to do cardio and sit-ups and now that that has happened, oh Lord!
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