"They only throwing 2 to 3 punches. You got to throw bombs from Baghdad at him. I wish a motherfucker would drop down to one knee and help me up and tell me to cross a line that he drew with his feet. I tell you what, I know I'm bad for business because of my shit talking. I respect him, but we would have had to lock our wrists together like Michael Jackson on Beat It...Remember when Travis Lutter fought him? I know he didn't make weight, but he fought him the way you should fight him...you gotta beat the champion. You gotta beat the fuck out of the champion...I got mixed emotions about what happened in the Silva fight, but he ain't knock the motherfucker out so Anderson still has the title until someone can take it," stated MMA veteran Shonie Carter as he shared his thoughts on Anderson Silva's recent performance and the criticism he's been taking. Check it out!
PC: Anderson Silva is taking a lot of heat in the press. I personally think it's unjustified, but what's your opinion?
SC: I think it's a motherfucking shame that's he's that motherfucking good. I'm sorry that motherfuckers can't hit him because they only throwing 2 to 3 punches. You got to throw bombs from Baghdad at him. I wish a motherfucker would drop down to one knee and help me up and tell me to cross a line that he drew with his feet. I tell you what, I know I'm bad for business because of my shit talking. I respect him, but we would have had to lock our wrists together like Michael Jackson on Beat It. we would have had to have it. We would have did the damn thing. Because I tell you what, my new thing is this. I'm wearing a pair of jeans, Timberland boots, a hard hat and a 20 pound sledge hammer. I'm walking into the cage and bringing a time card. Bitch, I punched in and you should too. It's time to go to work and I'm willing to put in overtime. You not about to clown me; not in front of my momma.
PC: I think before you trash Silva, you have to look at these guys getting the title shots and not going for it. Silva defended his title.
SC: Come on, let me in! Fuck! I will give 5 to 10 hard fucking minutes. That motherfucker will know. I will give him 15 to 20 and that motherfucker will know he got issues and concerns. Remember when Travis Lutter fought him? I know he didn't make weight, but he fought him the way you should fight him. I wish they give me 5 good minutes. They could cut this cast off and I will be like, "Anderson, I got one good arm. You got a problem."
PC: What did you think of Frankie Edgar's fight with BJ Penn?
SC: He got the hustle man award. The motherfucker didn't hurt BJ; he just moved around a whole bunch. I want to go train with Frankie to get that type of cardio. I'm not knocking BJ. BJ fought and to me, you gotta beat the champion. You gotta beat the fuck out of the champion. I give him credit for scoring two takedowns, but not obtaining control. I have lost fights like that recently. I'm like, "Motherfucker I did all of the punching and kicking." He didn't hurt him and that's the problem. He didn't hurt him at all.
PC: What are your thoughts on the Renzo Gracie and Matt Hughes fight?
SC: Okay, Matt fought a 42-year-old dude, and I give him credit for beating up a dude that was eligible for the Geritol sponsorship, but like I say, he decided to try to learn how to punch and kick against the perfect opponent. Those that know how to punch and kick really frequent and really fucking hard are salivating and wishing he would.
PC: Is it possible to be in mixed martial arts for so long and never really improve your hands or standup game?
SC: Yeah, it's possible because every time he fights someone with good standup or is for real, they put the foo fop on him. And they ain't gonna fuck with me because I'm bad for business. I make legends into rookies.
PC: GSP has been catching some flack for his fighting style. Do you find him boring or skillful with his last few outings?
SC: Hey, when you get hit in the mouth one good time, you say, "Oh shit, let me wrestle because I can beat you wrestling." Georges is collecting paychecks. He is fucking big willie, black chicks and Latinas and he is collecting 1.8 million from Dana. I'm guessing that is straight and he is sponsored by Under Armor and Gatorade and he is the hot shit at Rehab in Vegas and he wants to remain that way. He has a huge mortgage, Range Rover and probably a Mustang or something from TUF. I don't blame him for fighting safe. I mean, I'm his homie; we both Shotokan Black Belts. He is the pretty boy version of Lyoto Machida.
PC: You told me years ago that eventually people will take to Lyoto Machida and that day has finally come.
SC: You gotta learn how to shake and bake. Motherfuckers gotta realize that I might know what I'm talking about. I like watching Machida, but that last fight that he fought, he did not win. Shit happens though. That's the type of shit that goes on in the world of MMA. It's now called mixed martial arts entertainment because it's not really just mixed martial arts. These guys are out here doing whatever it is they are doing to put butts in the seats. I mean, look at Vince McMahon. You can't get mad at him. Make your money boo boo. Like I say, they better not let my black ass back up in there because I'm going to sure enough try to collect a couple of paychecks too. If they want to have MMA Entertainment, I am the imperial king of entertainment. I am the greatest nigga of all time of MMA Entertainment. I can crack jokes and make chokes. I got mixed emotions about what happened in the Silva fight, but he aint knock the motherfucker out so Anderson still has the title until someone can take it.
PC: I hear you are busy man. I appreciate your time. Give me some closing thoughts for the fans.
SC: Hey ya'll, go and call Dana White and tell him we can even make it a non-title fight; me and Anderson Silva. I want his autograph after the fight, but tell him to bring his hard hat. Come on by my school. I gotta give a shout out to my girlfriend. Her name is Lilia Hristeva. She is Bulgarian. 36B, 26, and 38. She looks like a younger bigger boobed version of Angelina Jolie. She is my girlfriend, my student and my boss. I'm rolling out with a girl who could be a Vitoria Secrets model. I may bring her to the Fan Expo. I don't know. She damn near fell into the Jacuzzi at Georges St. Pierre's party at Rehab. She was blitzed.
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